the Dan and Phil 2015 Calendar is back in stock on Dan and Phil Shop! t.co/2cmwETrIUw kick off 2015 with some phantastic organisation danisnotonfire tweeted on Jan 06, 2015 23:12

I'm actually buying one and none of you can stop me. RT @danisnotonfire: Dan and Phil 2015 Calendar is back in stock! t.co/VDcZGZbUUO benjamin_cook replied on Jan 06, 2015 23:20

All of UK YouTube is on this flight. It's like @SummerInTheCity, on a plane. benjamin_cook tweeted on Jun 24, 2014 15:34

@benjamin_cook you can be Samuel L Jackson if there is a snake situation amazingphil replied on Jun 24, 2014 15:37

@AmazingPhil So long as I can be the hilariously censored airplane version. benjamin_cook replied on Jun 24, 2014 15:37

@benjamin_cook @AmazingPhil MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE danisnotonfire replied on Jun 24, 2014 15:39

@danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil "ON THIS MOTHER-HUGGING PLANE!" benjamin_cook replied on Jun 24, 2014 15:40

"I have a problem with every opinion Ben Cook has...bloody Benjamin Cook" @benjamin_cook Dan's talking about you again :P crazybeautslife tweeted on May 14, 2014 02:24

.@CrazyBeautsLife I heard. I laughed. :) And I agree w/ most of what @danisnotonfire said. He’s smart, and lovely, and knows his YouTube. <3 benjamin_cook replied on May 14, 2014 04:03

@benjamin_cook is this what it's like when you do a newspaper interview and they quote the most dramatic sentence with no context danisnotonfire replied on May 14, 2014 04:04

@danisnotonfire Yes. You bastard. Our friendship died today. ;) JK, I love you. (Also, I agree with pretty much everything you said.) benjamin_cook replied on May 14, 2014 04:05

sometimes i wish i was 5' 8" but then sometimes i'm like wow i'm privileged to be 6' 2" danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 06, 2014 00:11

@danisnotonfire I'm 5'9". Wanna swap? benjamin_cook replied on Apr 06, 2014 00:16

Started cleaning the kitchen by smashing 3 plates! I think i'm doing it wrong amazingphil tweeted on Feb 24, 2014 20:38

@AmazingPhil Saves doing the washing up. Phil, you’re doing it RIGHT. benjamin_cook replied on Feb 24, 2014 20:39

@benjamin_cook 'right' danisnotonfire replied on Feb 24, 2014 20:41

@danisnotonfire If I were you, I’d hide in the bathroom until the smashing sounds stop. benjamin_cook replied on Feb 24, 2014 20:45

i just accidentally did the "don't you know who i am" thing to a bbc receptionist who wouldn't let me follow phil through a door danisnotonfire tweeted on Feb 16, 2014 23:55

@danisnotonfire I’ll have her killed. I mean fired. I mean killed. benjamin_cook replied on Feb 17, 2014 00:31

@benjamin_cook ur gna love mi new video danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 23, 2013 20:14

@danisnotonfire If it's Krave, you'd better tag me. ;) P.S. You're WORSE than the Janoskians, Dan! Think about that! benjamin_cook replied on Aug 23, 2013 20:23

@benjamin_cook can i tack myself on to the end of the becoming youtube panel as the devil's advocate danisnotonfire tweeted on Jul 29, 2013 19:29

@danisnotonfire I'd love you to! I wanted you for the whole panel, but was told there's a clash. But if you can make it for the second half? benjamin_cook replied on Jul 29, 2013 19:31

@danisnotonfire Also, at SitC… wanna be on the whole #BecomingYouTube panel (Fri, 17.15-18.00)? It'd make a lot of people very happy. :) benjamin_cook replied on Jul 29, 2013 19:35

@benjamin_cook oooh that could work lets do that! danisnotonfire replied on Jul 29, 2013 19:37

@benjamin_cook can i tack myself on to the end of the becoming youtube panel as the devil's advocate danisnotonfire tweeted on Jul 29, 2013 19:29

@danisnotonfire I'd love you to! I wanted you for the whole panel, but was told there's a clash. But if you can make it for the second half? benjamin_cook replied on Jul 29, 2013 19:31

@benjamin_cook i'll see if i can! if not i'll just await to see the blizzard of unanswerable opinions that will no doubt follow it! haha danisnotonfire replied on Jul 29, 2013 19:34

For years I've wanted to create a "how to YouTube good" series. It's been the hardest project to put pen to paper on. Advice @benjamin_cook? thetomska tweeted on Jun 01, 2013 05:32

@thetomska I mean, it can be learnt. Of course. But taught? Then again, if anyone can teach it –! So yeah, I'd like to see you try. :) benjamin_cook replied on Jun 01, 2013 05:39

@benjamin_cook @thetomska creator playbook + individual creativity = YT good! (doesnt mean u have talent or anyone will watch it tho lol :D) danisnotonfire replied on Jun 01, 2013 05:42

@danisnotonfire @thetomska The Playbook has its uses. But whenever I flick through it, I yearn for the page that just says, "MAKE GOOD ART!" benjamin_cook replied on Jun 01, 2013 05:43

@benjamin_cook well yes the personal creativity/style/video making skills are up to you but the youtube side is covered in the playbook danisnotonfire replied on Jun 01, 2013 05:45

CITIZENS! exciting news. there will be a brand new danisnotonfire video tomorrow night at 9PM BST! :D be there or be □ danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 01, 2013 01:55

@danisnotonfire If YouTube can be arsed to process it. :( #processing #stillprocessing #STILLprocessing #BecomingYouTube benjamin_cook replied on Jun 01, 2013 01:59

@benjamin_cook last time i uploaded a video the processing said '4649 hours remaining' danisnotonfire replied on Jun 01, 2013 02:00

Tomorrow evening, 7pm-9pm, I'll be "live tweeting" @danisnotonfire & @AmazingPhil's amazing radio show, along with some friends. :) Join us? benjamin_cook tweeted on Mar 31, 2013 01:46

@benjamin_cook except HE WONT BE THERE danisnotonfire replied on Mar 31, 2013 01:46

@danisnotonfire Next time Phil is away, I'll replace him. I'd rock at live radio. I wouldn't swear, I promise. #PickMePickMe benjamin_cook replied on Mar 31, 2013 01:54

Dec 9th: I uploaded #BecomingYouTube Ep 1. Now, 12 WEEKS LATER… guys, I've hit 100K subs!! #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? #PlayingWithTheBigBoys benjamin_cook tweeted on Mar 02, 2013 17:51

@benjamin_cook ahh welcome to the club! i'll hook you up with our dealer you'll be needing that stuff pretty soon danisnotonfire replied on Mar 02, 2013 18:12

This. RT @JacksGap: I'd love to see more female vloggers on youtube. Why not create a channel?!? benjamin_cook tweeted on Feb 26, 2013 03:49

@benjamin_cook i think theres as many 'good' female vloggers out there as male, there are just a lot of successful (arguably) rubbish males. danisnotonfire replied on Feb 26, 2013 04:03

oh my god. oh my god. i think i might have ACTUALLY FINISHED this video! omg okay i'll upload it tomorrow afternoon. #brbliterallydying danisnotonfire tweeted on Jan 22, 2013 10:10

@danisnotonfire But it's 4.41am, Dan. Why not upload it now? ;) benjamin_cook replied on Jan 22, 2013 10:11

@benjamin_cook i would but i haven't slept in about 4 days and if i look at my face anymore i'll projectile vomit on the imac. (not joking) danisnotonfire replied on Jan 22, 2013 10:13

I said #BecomingYouTube would last for 12 weeks. I never said they'd be 12 consecutive weeks. (It'll be up tonight. Stop stressing. ;) ) benjamin_cook tweeted on Jan 10, 2013 19:51

@benjamin_cook welcome to the angrymobwithpitchforks joy of being a youtube! never even remotely suggest anything will be on any date. ever. danisnotonfire replied on Jan 10, 2013 20:00

@danisnotonfire Comment beneath #BecomingYouTube Ep 3: t.co/ALnW8nVB benjamin_cook tweeted on Dec 26, 2012 17:12

@benjamin_cook HAHAHA HIS SKIN IS MELTING. ironic lol! LOOK HIS EYES EXPLODED yh totes add to faves danisnotonfire replied on Dec 26, 2012 17:17

#BECOMINGYOUTUBE EP 3 EXISTS! But I still have to export/upload it, so it mightn't go live till 11pm ish. :/ Still worth uploading tonight? benjamin_cook tweeted on Dec 23, 2012 01:36

@benjamin_cook hey i upload videos at 5am and i qualified for your series danisnotonfire replied on Dec 23, 2012 01:59

@danisnotonfire Ha ha, this is true. You and Phil are very, very funny in Ep 3. It's the bit where you call him a "YouTube dinosaur". benjamin_cook replied on Dec 23, 2012 02:00

Been attacked. Unprovoked. Face intact. Ear bleeding. Chest sore. Slight loss of dignity. Could have been a lot worse. Shit happens. :/ benjamin_cook tweeted on Apr 24, 2011 03:06

@benjamin_cook =o i hope you're ok! danisnotonfire replied on Apr 24, 2011 03:40

CLONING! COLD FUSION! LASER SURGERY! PERSONAL COMPUTING! STEALTH TECHNOLOGY! VIRTUAL REALITY! Anyone know what I'm on about... and why? benjamin_cook tweeted on Feb 27, 2011 22:52

@benjamin_cook 80'S FRINGE. and it was awesome danisnotonfire replied on Feb 27, 2011 22:56