DID YOU SEE?? I have a new video! t.co/oowYzSyqyr it may actually be my lowest moment. ..I suppose it can only go up from here!! danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 25, 2013 00:22

@danisnotonfire shocked and appalled it isn't called danosaur charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2013 00:24

dude i just had my first berocca and i feel totally zazzed. who needs to pop a molly when you've got 476mg of vitamin c danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 18, 2013 19:15

@danisnotonfire nobody pops mollys anymore dan it's all about that Charlie charlieskies replied on Aug 18, 2013 19:24

eat because i'm sad ∞ sad because i'm fat danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 09, 2013 21:56

@danisnotonfire you're not fat >_> charlieskies replied on Aug 09, 2013 21:59

you know when people say if you want to stop yourself sneezing lick the roof of your mouth well I just tried it and IT TOTALLY WORKS danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 29, 2013 21:56

@danisnotonfire are you offering to lick the top of people's mouths when they need to sneeze ??? charlieskies replied on Jun 29, 2013 21:57

@danisnotonfire needs more anime pussy bro charlieskies tweeted on Jun 13, 2013 22:22

@charlieskies no you are totally right it does danisnotonfire replied on Jun 13, 2013 22:23

@danisnotonfire glad to be of service t.co/rP7ENWkafQ charlieskies replied on Jun 13, 2013 22:24

sunday evening.. it's time for the Dan & Phil show on Radio 1! :D get to t.co/ltOLzpbWOT to watch/listen to our show. danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 09, 2013 23:30

@danisnotonfire but im tired. charlieskies replied on Jun 09, 2013 23:31

i guess i'll try reuploading that :p danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 02, 2013 01:47

@danisnotonfire DONT HOLD OUT ON ME MAN, I NEED MY FIX charlieskies replied on Jun 02, 2013 01:48

phil just told me I can't post a tweet containing the word 'bukkake' because of young people that may be following me danisnotonfire tweeted on May 31, 2013 23:47

@danisnotonfire I did that a week or so ago, they all googled it.. In school charlieskies replied on May 31, 2013 23:48

liveshow time in 25 mins! :D make sure you've gone here: t.co/9jazmSP6kW signed in with facebook & clicked 'become a fan' to join in! danisnotonfire tweeted on May 30, 2013 01:05

@danisnotonfire only coming if ur gna show us ur feet charlieskies replied on May 30, 2013 01:07

so um. if any of you are around the internet in a couple hours i think i might UPLOAD MY DRAW MY LIFE VIDEO OH MY FUCKING GOD ON A TRICYCLE danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 30, 2013 02:39

@danisnotonfire can you hear that? its your young uk fans silently thanking god for mobile youtube and headphones charlieskies replied on Apr 30, 2013 02:45

@danisnotonfire ps i cant wait and thats weird but idc its gonna be really good and yeah!! get on it! charlieskies replied on Apr 30, 2013 02:46

so me & @AmazingPhil spent our last day in NY at the HBO store ..where I spent $150. I think I might be a fangirl. t.co/22X5pfIm2e danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 20, 2013 22:33

@danisnotonfire coolest glasses ever! good haul! charlieskies replied on Apr 20, 2013 22:42

top of the Empire State Building :D I'm having an art decoorgasm it's fabulous. I feel like I'm in… t.co/NBVmt8sZjx danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 17, 2013 04:43

@danisnotonfire siri book train tickets charlieskies replied on Apr 17, 2013 04:45

@charlieskies :D haha danisnotonfire replied on Apr 17, 2013 04:46

okay which motherfucka took the name danisnotonfire on snapchat i'm sending liam neeson to kill you don't argue you did this to yourself danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 13, 2013 02:14

@danisnotonfire send grimshaw hes scarier charlieskies replied on Apr 13, 2013 02:15

so i am currently.. ..drawing.. something for my next video! I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 13, 2013 00:44

@danisnotonfire did you hear that? it was the sound of a million fan girl bodies hitting the floor. charlieskies replied on Apr 13, 2013 00:49

I just woke up from a series of horrific nightmares so I thought I'd say I love you all and I hope you have safe emotionally uneventful days danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 11, 2013 15:40

@danisnotonfire I have a sudden urge to wrap you in a blanket and give you tea. Hope that's cool. charlieskies replied on Apr 11, 2013 15:52

@danisnotonfire look see everything's ok aw (that's u on my hand) t.co/abpk8karVf charlieskies replied on Apr 11, 2013 15:59

oh my god. i just got home and turned on the internet and it's like a hallucinogenic nightmare where everyone have my face! HAHAHa. danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 01, 2013 03:46

@danisnotonfire dan fnk u sooo much for playn my songs on radio cant save rocks roll wivout ya x charlieskies replied on Apr 01, 2013 03:48

@charlieskies and you are responsible for 1/5th of me having a heart attack danisnotonfire replied on Apr 01, 2013 03:48

looks like @PlaylistLIVE is pretty much sold out! t.co/aFaeufME32 :D i can't wait to meet you guys over in florida!! *begins packing* danisnotonfire tweeted on Mar 10, 2013 00:56

@danisnotonfire @PlaylistLIVE i love florida i am very jealous i hope you have a wonderful time n_n charlieskies replied on Mar 10, 2013 00:57

@charlieskies why thank you :) danisnotonfire replied on Mar 10, 2013 00:58

@benjamin_cook 'cause of the whole attractiveness and what-young-teenage- females-on-the-internet-want and their majority thing. danisnotonfire tweeted on Feb 26, 2013 04:05

@danisnotonfire @benjamin_cook would you say if you were female you wouldn't be as popular? charlieskies replied on Feb 26, 2013 04:07

@charlieskies i would've gotten less 'easy subs' from people who only value appearance but i like to think my content would go some way haha danisnotonfire replied on Feb 26, 2013 04:09

i feel like i'm accepting an academy award. i guess thank you to whoever voted! ..even if it was definitely mostly ironic (poor boybands) danisnotonfire tweeted on Dec 13, 2012 04:40

@danisnotonfire is the physical award a fan girl on her knees sobbing cast in gold (ps congrats!!) charlieskies replied on Dec 13, 2012 04:50

do you ever sit there and slip into auto-pilot then suddenly realise you've eaten an entire tube of Pringles? ..yeah danisnotonfire tweeted on Dec 01, 2012 21:57

@danisnotonfire I eat two tubes then put my hands all the way to the bottom and hold my arms up. Pringle man. charlieskies replied on Dec 01, 2012 22:00

so judging by my 6am bed time last night, i'm still nocturnal. tonight's video is more likely to be up on Friday-in-L.A so you know! haha. danisnotonfire tweeted on Dec 01, 2012 05:00

@danisnotonfire can we just make dan time an officially recognised time zone charlieskies replied on Dec 01, 2012 05:01

all the radiators are on and i'm still freezing my tits off. i need huddling volunteers stat! danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 30, 2012 05:12

@danisnotonfire layers dan, layers! charlieskies replied on Nov 30, 2012 05:12

@charlieskies i'm literally wearing a coat danisnotonfire replied on Nov 30, 2012 05:13

it's live show time! come on grab your friends we'll go to very moist & crusty lands (presuming that's how ya feeling): t.co/Wnyf02Sa danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 28, 2012 02:36

@danisnotonfire do you mean like a vagina dan because that is RUDE charlieskies replied on Nov 28, 2012 02:39

full Thanksgiving dinner ACHIEVED! (I feel so proud) complete with futuristic metal cornucopia. t.co/y7zVh8au danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 23, 2012 00:53

@danisnotonfire the three of you look so adorable. Srsly. charlieskies replied on Nov 23, 2012 00:56

and suddenly everyone realises that the only people that vote on the X Factor are middle aged women. ie: why Matt Cardle beat 1D danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 19, 2012 02:27

@danisnotonfire the younger women have spent all their money on llama hats. charlieskies replied on Nov 19, 2012 02:28

and I think we've reached the limit of human thought and are stuck in endlessly repeating the temptations of simple thought. just so u know danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 16, 2012 04:32

@danisnotonfire lOL ain't u GN suk eechuvaa penises HA ship LUL oh tee pee DERP charlieskies replied on Nov 16, 2012 04:34

@danisnotonfire / if you have reached the limit of human thought - try reaching the limit of ALIEN though? charlieskies replied on Nov 16, 2012 04:35

@danisnotonfire *thought charlieskies replied on Nov 16, 2012 04:36

this is a PSA: Nutella is pronounced nut-ella because it's made of hazelnuts. just so you know. danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 08, 2012 03:50

@danisnotonfire anyone who didnt know this is a fucking idiot :) charlieskies replied on Nov 08, 2012 03:53

hey peepdizzles i'll be live to hang out with ya'll in 15 minutes! t.co/qcKSXxsJ see you there :D (bring food) danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 08, 2012 02:15

@danisnotonfire are u gna fall off a chair dan. dan. u so crazy. dan. charlieskies replied on Nov 08, 2012 02:19

but no really i will eat horrendous amounts of popcorn. (just picturing romney and obama in robes shooting spells at each other now) danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 06, 2012 23:55

@danisnotonfire what type of popcorn though dan o__o what if the type of popcorn you get decides the outcome charlieskies replied on Nov 06, 2012 23:57

side note: this season of American Horror Story is SO EXTREMELY GOOD I am enjoying it very much yes. danisnotonfire tweeted on Nov 05, 2012 06:51

@danisnotonfire it keeps really scaring me D; but yes it is amazinggggg, i miss tate and violet, tho. charlieskies replied on Nov 05, 2012 06:58

man I wish I could sing. not just a bit but rly properly it would be so cool. its a shame theres certain things that you either have or dont danisnotonfire tweeted on Oct 07, 2012 03:47

@danisnotonfire you've sang small bits in videos before and sounded lovely. #justsaying charlieskies replied on Oct 07, 2012 03:53

If me and Dan bumped into One Direction for some reason tomorrow is there anything you'd want us to ask them? amazingphil tweeted on Oct 07, 2012 01:59

@AmazingPhil no just make sure dan isn't an asshole charlieskies replied on Oct 07, 2012 02:01

@charlieskies excuse me danisnotonfire replied on Oct 07, 2012 02:04

@danisnotonfire WATTT. I have a bad image of you being mean to Harry styles haha charlieskies replied on Oct 07, 2012 02:09

@danisnotonfire are you going to throw a llama at me. Cuz I will sue you. charlieskies replied on Oct 07, 2012 02:15

just had one of those moments where you close the laptop and realise you've been singing 'Left Outside Alone' by Anastacia for two hours. danisnotonfire tweeted on Sep 18, 2012 02:16

@danisnotonfire oh, honey charlieskies replied on Sep 18, 2012 02:18

its strange that some people think you can force fame by knowing the right people and doing sneaky things as opposed to hard work or talent. danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 18:11

@danisnotonfire it's strangER when people think of YouTube videos as "hard work" when doctors and stuff exist charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:14

@danisnotonfire I get that people put in a lot of effort but that ain't hard work. Get your ass to Iraq fluff head charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:15

@calibur13 nature of the work & how hard it is are two different things. yes being an actor is better than a soldier but its still hard work danisnotonfire replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:16

@calibur13 not the actors fault for achieving a better lifestyle xD danisnotonfire replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:17

@danisnotonfire I've signed you up to the army and in 3 weeks you'll be sucking Iraq dick for some loose change to call Phil charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:25

its strange that some people think you can force fame by knowing the right people and doing sneaky things as opposed to hard work or talent. danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 18:11

@danisnotonfire it's strangER when people think of YouTube videos as "hard work" when doctors and stuff exist charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:14

@calibur13 id say its just a different kind of hard work. people that make 1 or more videos a week work crazy hard scripting/filming/editing danisnotonfire replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:15

@danisnotonfire I have an image of a black guy holding a gun to your head screaming MAKE A FCKIN VIDEO. AND MAKE IT GOOD FOOL charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:18

it's totally scandalous. i'd spill the beans but i'm not interested in being a drama llama :p danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 17:52

@danisnotonfire alright dan bowel charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2012 18:09

so who is excited to see my new video tonight?! it involves me and @AmazingPhil making each other very wet. and yes it is sexual danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 16, 2012 22:08

@danisnotonfire just screamed a little bit charlieskies replied on Aug 16, 2012 22:10

so yes as i just revealed. my new video on thursday will be.. TRUTH OR DARE 4. *party popper* danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 08, 2012 02:48

@danisnotonfire hiding all the bananas charlieskies replied on Aug 08, 2012 02:49

I hope that they meant for this to sounds like it does. (it is a suspiciously happy crab) #TMI t.co/QcZZRtm3 danisnotonfire tweeted on Aug 08, 2012 00:06

@danisnotonfire what if they had crabs upstairs :| charlieskies replied on Aug 08, 2012 00:09

@danisnotonfire THEY'RE EATING ME DAN. THEY'RE EATING ME. charlieskies tweeted on Jul 09, 2012 03:52

@calibur13 quickly take my hand OH NO ITS TOO LATE YOUR FACE CHARLIE YOUR FACE OH GOD OH GOD NO danisnotonfire replied on Jul 09, 2012 03:57

@danisnotonfire should i WATCH game of thrones? if so why? it just hasn't appealed to me but i've heard many good things... charlieskies tweeted on Jul 07, 2012 00:24

@calibur13 it's HBO goodness like True Blood, so it's sexy and violent and beautiful and magical and epic. danisnotonfire replied on Jul 07, 2012 00:25

shout out to that fly in my bedroom who ruined what could have been the best dream ever. danisnotonfire tweeted on Jul 06, 2012 23:50

@danisnotonfire it would have only been the best dream ever if she'd let you slip it in her butt. charlieskies replied on Jul 06, 2012 23:52

@calibur13 lmao danisnotonfire replied on Jul 06, 2012 23:52

I love @danisnotonfire okay. And he knows that. ❤ charlieskies tweeted on Jun 25, 2012 04:19

@calibur13 <3 danisnotonfire replied on Jun 25, 2012 04:20

@MissAlexGilbert *cough* charlieskies tweeted on Jun 23, 2012 01:32

@calibur13 I don't hate him but it just seems that fans have things they don't like about him.. thatalexgilbert replied on Jun 23, 2012 01:34

@MissAlexGilbert yeah, he's turning into a moody brat who doesn't appreciate his fans at all, and actually mocks them. charlieskies replied on Jun 23, 2012 01:36

@calibur13 charlie? danisnotonfire replied on Jun 23, 2012 05:25

@danisnotonfire your crowd is getting restless dan, upload the video! charlieskies tweeted on May 05, 2012 04:08

@calibur13 well what if i am.. RIGHT NOW danisnotonfire replied on May 05, 2012 04:24

if you haven't seen yet though you should totally check out me and @AmazingPhil testing dating apps! xD t.co/xxwfnTS7 danisnotonfire tweeted on Apr 19, 2012 22:32

@danisnotonfire dan why don't you wish me well for my operation tomorrow it would make me feel a lot braver ;-; charlieskies replied on Apr 19, 2012 22:34

@calibur13 operation?! i hope it goes well!<3 the morphine will be nice. danisnotonfire replied on Apr 19, 2012 22:35

@danisnotonfire your new picture is A+ gorgeous buddy. charlieskies tweeted on Apr 13, 2012 04:40

@calibur13 why thank you charles<3 danisnotonfire replied on Apr 13, 2012 04:41

all tweet #DanielHowellForHottestMale ok? follow @danisnotonfire too, if u don't already ;) charlieskies tweeted on Apr 09, 2012 01:07

@calibur13 :o Charlie! danisnotonfire replied on Apr 09, 2012 01:08

i just sneezed and dropped a pint glass on my toes. OWW. IT HURTS SO MUCH danisnotonfire tweeted on Jan 20, 2012 05:39

@danisnotonfire congratulations you have the coordination of a retarded 3 year old. x charlieskies replied on Jan 20, 2012 05:41

@charlieskies lmao <3 danisnotonfire replied on Jan 20, 2012 05:48

If you notice this notice then you will also notice that this notice is not worth noticing. danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 16, 2011 18:27

@danisnotonfire I noticed your notice about noticing that notice if you have noticed this notice you may have noticed there was no notice charlieskies replied on Jun 16, 2011 18:35

@charlieskies you just gave me a brain hemorrhage danisnotonfire replied on Jun 16, 2011 18:51

can someone check the queens pulse please charlieskies tweeted on Apr 29, 2011 16:08

@charlieskies why didn't someone give you your own tv channel for commentary. danisnotonfire replied on Apr 29, 2011 16:11

@danisnotonfire she said you're cute! She said something about serious businesss.... Tweet me saying hi lexi lol XD charlieskies tweeted on Apr 07, 2011 16:21

@charlieskies HI LEXI (for 43 minutes ago oops) danisnotonfire replied on Apr 07, 2011 17:04

@amazingphil @danisnotonfire do you guys get filthy shit on vyou too? Srsly all I get is perverted sex stuff :| charlieskies tweeted on Apr 01, 2011 19:14

@charlieskies the occasional filth yes danisnotonfire replied on Apr 01, 2011 19:20

i bet you all a tenner your ear lobes line up exactly with ur nipples. charlieskies tweeted on Apr 01, 2011 03:12

@charlieskies holy fucking crap danisnotonfire replied on Apr 01, 2011 03:13

"Fukushima" is trending. Damn what did shima do wrong... charlieskies tweeted on Mar 12, 2011 15:36

@charlieskies omg lmfao. danisnotonfire replied on Mar 12, 2011 17:17

@danisnotonfire aw yay u made a vyou + followed me ^_^ congrats on being the only person im following lol charlieskies tweeted on Feb 23, 2011 22:48

@charlieskies i feel so privileged. danisnotonfire replied on Feb 23, 2011 22:50

Did mr shoe just give kurt a little cup of liquor charlieskies tweeted on Nov 11, 2010 03:22

@charlieskies it's 'schu' not shoe. lmao xD danisnotonfire replied on Nov 11, 2010 03:24

@danisnotonfire phil has tweeted about you singing sophie ellis bextor x) charlieskies tweeted on Oct 26, 2010 03:14

@charlieskies oh. you have a good point danisnotonfire replied on Oct 26, 2010 03:15

@danisnotonfire I was slagging u off (kidding around) and fan girls didn't quite realise that lol charlieskies tweeted on Oct 18, 2010 23:49

@charlieskies right lol danisnotonfire replied on Oct 18, 2010 23:49

thisisyourbaptism.tumblr.com/ charlieskies tweeted on Oct 15, 2010 00:07

@charlieskies you've probably just killed 4000 epileptic girls danisnotonfire replied on Oct 15, 2010 00:11

@danisnotonfire lolwhat? charlieskies tweeted on Aug 25, 2010 00:14

@charlieskies its like £50 for a hotdog danisnotonfire replied on Aug 25, 2010 00:15

@danisnotonfire I'm not eating all weekend and buying merch instead charlieskies replied on Aug 25, 2010 00:16

@charlieskies (Y) danisnotonfire replied on Aug 25, 2010 00:18

@danisnotonfire anyone can charlieskies tweeted on Jun 24, 2010 05:50

@monsterandvodka noo there's a 10 minuite limit danisnotonfire replied on Jun 24, 2010 05:52

@danisnotonfire partners can upload 10+ minutes of content charlieskies replied on Jun 24, 2010 05:58

@monsterandvodka rly? i know they can upload big files, but ppl kept telling me that you still couldnt put over 10 minuites =o ohwel danisnotonfire replied on Jun 24, 2010 06:01

omg wait a minuite. I'M 19 IN ONE HOUR. eww no, i want to be young and pretty forever D: danisnotonfire tweeted on Jun 11, 2010 03:49

@danisnotonfire I'll be young and pretty for u charlieskies replied on Jun 11, 2010 03:50

@fuckyeahwolfboy it's all up to you now danisnotonfire replied on Jun 11, 2010 03:51