My New Years resolution right out the fucking window as well... joey7barton tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 02:21

@joey7barton Never mind a new year resolution Joseph as long as you won't change the world won't #2capwonder dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:27

Disappointed in myself for getting involved in that. But never let a dog try to tell u its not a dog an that u are! A dogs a fucking dog... joey7barton tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 02:19

@joey7barton I'm chuffed to be a dog in your eyes ...i hope you can look in the mirror tomorrow dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:21

I won't be engaging with dis-loyal, glue sniffers anymore. Say what he wants from now on. I'll see him when I see him... #smallworld joey7barton tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 02:11

@joey7barton I'm happy to see you anytime Joseph and I'll tell you the same thing as last time my friend I've not given up on you dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:13

@DietmarHamann for one, you have never been a friend of mine. Don't make the mistake of being an acquaintance. As before 365 24/7 joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:17

@joey7barton You said you want to boil burglars alive last week ..get a grip son and concentrate on your football ...England international dietmarhamann tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 01:40

@DietmarHamann champions leagues medals don't make ur wife or kids respect u. Ur life like a car crash mate. Sort ur own house out! joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:49

@joey7barton The medals won't make my kids respect me but im not prepared to punch a child in the face in McDonald's for them to respect me dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:55

@DietmarHamann u still here. U still engaged to that wrongun... #sillyboy joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:01

@DietmarHamann what a player u where. Now ur just a washed up coke head... #jogon u skint knobhead joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:02

@joey7barton I love a pint but never took drugs in my life be careful what you say England international #dontgetangryjoseph dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:05

@DietmarHamann i know all about u and ur firm of cronies mate. Buy and sell u all till the cow's come home. I'll leave u now, its al'arse... joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:07

@joey7barton I let the people judge Joseph it seems to me you got a lot of anger in you #englandinternational dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:12

@DietmarHamann only for dogs... #dialaloan joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 02:13

@dietmarhamann you where a good player. Won more than me, yeah. Thats were you en mate on the pitch. Ur life's a car crash. #pipedown joey7barton tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 01:10

@joey7barton The problem is that you think because you play in France you think you are an international player #farfromit dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:12

@DietmarHamann listen lets put the ball away. So what if i'm in France. So, what about football. Told u. More to life than football. joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:15

@DietmarHamann like being a family man. Being honest. Being loyal. Being a man. Being able to look at yourself in the mirror. Can u do that? joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:16

@joey7barton Yes I do look in the mirror. I made mistakes but don't forget where you come from.Dont bite the hand off that feeds you dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:20

@DietmarHamann don't be getting all self righteous. If I were you i'd think twice about trying to be clever or giving ANYBODY stick. joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:28

Joseph I won't get personal as Twitter is not the place to do that but don't think you are bigger than you are dietmarhamann tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 01:18

@DietmarHamann you chosen to get personal a few times. Now, u don't like it when I do. Told u people in glass houses! No pipe yourself down joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:21

@DietmarHamann before you get fully emptied out publicly, you blert. You've got my number. You know where to find me 24/7 joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:22

@joey7barton No problem Joseph lets see each other in 5 years I hope I don't have to go to Walton #prison dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:24

@DietmarHamann you'll probably need a loan for your bus fare there! #skabint joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:27

Watching Patriots. Just heard from a magician that Loic Remy has signed for QPR. Not sure what happened at Newcastle probably Llambas again! joey7barton tweeted on Jan 15, 2013 00:25

@joey7barton Joey do yourself a favour and stay out of club politics QPR and NUFC have paid you well for playing not to commentonrecruitment dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 00:53

@DietmarHamann trying to give me stick you cheeky man. Get your own life in order first... #peopleinglasshouses joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:00

@joey7barton I never said a bad word about my ex clubs and I never will as that's called respect and dignity Joseph .You got a lot to learn dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:02

@DietmarHamann what about they way I seen you prepare for a game. That dignified? Worst pro I've ever seen Youve got more front than Harrods joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:05

@DietmarHamann only cos your trying your b*llocks off to get a job now your skint. Don't try a be all self righteous u blert. I know u! joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:06

@joey7barton My life was in order well before yours you should light a candle for Fernandes and Llambias every day for paying you that money dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:09

@DietmarHamann you earned a few quid yourself. U choose to spunk it. Don't hate me cos ur a f*ck up! joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:12

@DietmarHamann i put the graft in mate. Not playing poker online and smoking biffas night before the game. I wouldnt let u manage a pet shop joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:12

@DietmarHamann u WHERE a good player. More to life than football, u nugget... joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:13

@joey7barton Never forget who pays and paid your wages my friend how you dare having a go at Llambias and Fernandes England international dietmarhamann replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:15

@DietmarHamann Whose had a go at Fernandes? U idiot! Don't be bitter. You earned ur dough but blew it. Don't ever try to call me out maggot joey7barton replied on Jan 15, 2013 01:19

Ravens defence bringing it tonight. Can't wait for Redskins later #nfl #tasty @The_Black16 joey7barton tweeted on Jan 07, 2013 01:31

@joey7barton @the_black16 Can you translate a tweet for me please dietmarhamann replied on Jan 07, 2013 01:40

Just found out I'm not on Lizzie's New Years honours list. Speechless... joey7barton tweeted on Dec 30, 2012 16:44

@joey7barton Seen the black Meister next to you ...is the guy to your right James Arthur? Didn't have you down as flash dietmarhamann replied on Dec 30, 2012 23:00

@DietmarHamann hahahaha he's just said whose James Arthur? joey7barton replied on Dec 30, 2012 23:03

Bassong's challenge is a coward's one .what was Nasri meant to do? Bas follows through and takes Nasri out that should be a red card offence dietmarhamann tweeted on Dec 30, 2012 04:30

@DietmarHamann joking aren't yeah?Good tackle Bassong's in my eyes... joey7barton replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:33

@joey7barton How is it a good tackle when you are half a second first to the ball ...Nasri can't do nothing to protect himself its cowardly dietmarhamann replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:35

@DietmarHamann its a good tackle as he wins the ball. What happens after is a by product of his momentum. Not like he's gone over the ball? joey7barton replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:42

@DietmarHamann @Joey7Barton it's a 'good' tackle if you're a Pitbull banished from the country for similar activities. piersmorgan replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:39

@piersmorgan @joey7barton Do you agree with me then? dietmarhamann replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:49

@DietmarHamann @piersmorgan if 'he' agrees with you Kaiser, I know I'm right. He knows nothing about football... #fatkidatschool joey7barton replied on Dec 30, 2012 04:53

Lychees for breakfast and just seen a woman with 8 dogs #France mrdanwalker tweeted on Nov 29, 2012 15:23

@mrdanwalker haha quite the 'norm' to see dogs in places and situations that are forbidden in Blighty... #france joey7barton replied on Nov 29, 2012 17:16

@joey7barton @mrdanwalker Magnifique dietmarhamann replied on Nov 29, 2012 17:45

"Are We Witnessing the Fall of Man?" You can read my latest column for The Big Issue here... t.co/f0NhiN2o joey7barton tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 14:24

@joey7barton Agree 100% .people lost the skill to communicate as they do their banking shopping etc. online. Even date strangers met online dietmarhamann replied on Nov 10, 2012 14:47

Excellent analysis of Arsenal's demise by Alan Shearer: t.co/Ma2zUyOQ piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 05, 2012 18:30

@piersmorgan actually I'd prefer you to use your own blood after Wenger or Andre Santos gets hold of you... #haha joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 18:38

@Joey7Barton Santos couldn't get hold of me if I ran backwards, blindfolded, on one leg. piersmorgan replied on Nov 05, 2012 18:39

@piersmorgan he would if he was driving! joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 18:47

@Joey7Barton Or running to get Van Persie's shirt. piersmorgan replied on Nov 05, 2012 18:53

@piersmorgan hahaha #embarrassingepisode joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 18:59

@joey7barton @piersmorgan give the lad a break he made a mistake he is not the reason Arsenal have gone backwards dietmarhamann replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:04

@DietmarHamann @Joey7Barton He was our worst player, and RAN to get the shirt of a guy who ditched us for United. Shameful. piersmorgan replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:09

@piersmorgan @dietmarhamann stop trying to grow your following Kaiser... #amonyou joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:12

@joey7barton @piersmorgan Hahaha i lost Thousands since i followed you dietmarhamann replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:14

@DietmarHamann told you not to follow my tips... #jonah joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:15

@joey7barton Followers you helmet dietmarhamann replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:18

@DietmarHamann hahaha .You and Nicebutdim aka @piersmorgan must be about the same size now(massive). Trans-atlantic clothes exchange?... joey7barton replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:20

@joey7barton @piersmorgan Obese people have their scans done in the Zoo NHS not got supersize scanners im on the way to Chester for one now dietmarhamann replied on Nov 05, 2012 19:35

I would rather eat my own eyeballs than watch that x factor bollocks... joey7barton tweeted on Nov 04, 2012 01:43

@joey7barton Hahaha I take it you are not a big fan then Joseph ..can see you on Strictly come dancing in a few years though #Joeylovessamba dietmarhamann replied on Nov 04, 2012 01:54

Right people, that's enough comedic genius from me this morning. Off to see a man about a dog... ('nudge,nudge,wink,wink') later xx joey7barton tweeted on Aug 22, 2012 15:40

@joey7barton If you go abroad does the ban still stand? dietmarhamann replied on Aug 22, 2012 15:57

Just been asked if I'd like my name to be Joe, Joey or Joseph on ESPN on Saturday. Cannot believe they took me serious yesterday... joey7barton tweeted on Aug 22, 2012 15:04

@joey7barton What you commentating on? UFC? dietmarhamann replied on Aug 22, 2012 15:06

Good programme on Ch4+1 people. Well worth a watch i reckon. #IanBrady channel 135 on sky joey7barton tweeted on Aug 21, 2012 02:36

@joey7barton Cheers Joseph nearly missed it ...you seen Cliff Richard next to big Dunc dietmarhamann replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:39

@DietmarHamann no probs lad. joey7barton replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:45

@joey7barton You going to Chappys wedding? dietmarhamann replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:46

@DietmarHamann haha did the Black tell you. Mad him getting married again at 90? #loony joey7barton replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:48

@joey7barton Ha ha ha I laughed for a day still cant believe it I heard the wedding reception is in Ladbrokes dietmarhamann replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:50

...to advertise a certain Swiss watch brand and get free watches worth thousands for the TV time. Shocking by the 2 Great footy legends... joey7barton tweeted on Aug 19, 2012 03:14

@joey7barton Well spotted Joseph I wish you had the same vision on the pitch dietmarhamann replied on Aug 19, 2012 03:35