Bit easier picking on Down's Syndrome kids, Harvey Price & Rebecca Adlington isn't it, @frankieboyle ? Go towel yourself from my rinsing. piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 12, 2012 22:04

@piersmorgan Haha. No you were easier. Go try look less like a fire in Jim Henson's Workshop. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 22:14

RT @piersmorgan: #LifeStories is off tonight due to the England match. <Decent viewing figures, at last, for ITV on a Friday night garylineker tweeted on Oct 12, 2012 20:31

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan Ha ha frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 20:36

How sweet, it's the half-witted version of the Chuckle Brothers RT @frankieboyle @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Ha ha piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 20:58

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker Lovely wife you have Piers. Bet her parents just wish you'd hurry up and murder her so they could grieve properly. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:05

@frankieboyle @GaryLineker That the best you can do, Boyle? Honestly mate, try harder. I've been insulted by Lineker better than this. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:13

@piersmorgan I look forward to you ending your days screaming out your PIN number as you're slowly folded into a sports holdall. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:24

@piersmorgan You understand any of this? You look like you only remember your own name because your mum's got it tattooed on her lower back. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:27

@frankieboyle I know I'm not disabled like most of your targets, Boyley old son..but come on, try HARDER. Keith Chegwin's funnier than this. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:28

@piersmorgan Oh I think you are. If you died tomorrow they could cater your funeral with a packet of Monster Munch. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:33

Is this from a Christmas cracker? RT @frankieboyle @piersmorgan If you died they'd cater your funeral with a packet of Monster Munch. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:36

@piersmorgan I heard that Jimmy Savile fucked you and took the Rohypnol himself to forget about it afterwards frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:42

@frankieboyle Reduced to Savile jokes now? Dear oh dear, this exchange is going the same way as your TV career, Boyley....D.O.A. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:45

@piersmorgan Yeah, could end up on Life Stories, on one of the weeks it doesn't get pulled, being interviewed by a pioneering arsebirth. frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:56

So pitifully lame! > RT @frankieboyle @piersmorgan Yeah, could end up on Life Stories... being interviewed by a pioneering arsebirth. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 22:06