Half an hour to the last and quite possibly finest #MOTD of the year. I'd be chuffed if you'd join us. BBC1 10.30 garylineker tweeted on Dec 30, 2012 03:31

Don't worry, Jugs, I'll be watching #GoonerRampage > RT @GaryLineker quite possibly finest #MOTD of the year.. be chuffed if you'd join us. piersmorgan replied on Dec 30, 2012 03:34

A week ago I was on stage with sporting superstars. This Sunday it's xmas drinks with @piersmorgan . Where did it all go wrong? garylineker tweeted on Dec 23, 2012 23:28

@GaryLineker A week ago, I was partying at the White House with President Obama. This week, Xmas drinks with @GaryLineker . #DumboingDown piersmorgan replied on Dec 23, 2012 23:57

Gervinho fascinates me! garylineker tweeted on Dec 12, 2012 02:47

Me too, in a 'what the **** did we do to deserve him?' kinda way > @GaryLineker Gervinho fascinates me! piersmorgan replied on Dec 12, 2012 02:50

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, Jugs > RT @GaryLineker @GaryLineker Got to have culture in your life G. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 00:37

@piersmorgan O! Let me not be mad, sweet heaven! garylineker replied on Nov 17, 2012 00:47

I am a man, more sinn'd against than sinning > RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan O! Let me not be mad, sweet heaven! piersmorgan replied on Nov 17, 2012 00:55

You been drinking, Jugs? We got stuffed RT @GaryLineker Wouldn't overly worry about the defeat. There's a semblance of a team developing. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 15, 2012 03:19

@piersmorgan We have hardly any world class players in their prime. We need to nurture youngsters not crush them with criticism garylineker replied on Nov 15, 2012 03:28

@GaryLineker Cobblers. Ferguson would chew them a new one if they got beaten 4-2 playing for United. THAT would inspire them to do better. piersmorgan replied on Nov 15, 2012 03:29

RT @piersmorgan: Love the BBC, never liked their high moral sneering at tabloids < Your most amusing tweet ever!! garylineker tweeted on Nov 11, 2012 02:44

@GaryLineker BBC are total hypocrites when it comes to tabloids - gorging on all their stories, whilst pretending to be outraged. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 02:46

@GaryLineker And you were so outraged by the tabloids that you were a highly-paid columnist for the...drum roll.... News of the World! piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:08

@piersmorgan Yes and so did many other honest, excellent journalists. Get off the moral high ground Piers. you've no right to occupy it garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:14

@GaryLineker I'm not taking any moral high ground - I'm pointing out that Newsnight, scourge of tabloid ethics, turned out to be worse. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:18

@piersmorgan Bad journalistic decisions and mistakes, are worse than calculated illegal phone hacking of young murder victims? Really? garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:23

@GaryLineker suppressing a story exposing 40 years of predatory paedophilia in your own building by a BBC star? Yep, I'd say that's worse. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:25

@piersmorgan Interesting discussion. Jobs have been lost and i'll lose mine if i don't get a move on. Hasta la proxima garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:32

@GaryLineker Buenas noches, Jugs. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:33

RT @piersmorgan: Love the BBC, never liked their high moral sneering at tabloids < Your most amusing tweet ever!! garylineker tweeted on Nov 11, 2012 02:44

@GaryLineker BBC are total hypocrites when it comes to tabloids - gorging on all their stories, whilst pretending to be outraged. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 02:46

@piersmorgan Err and the tabloids don't do the very thing you accuse BBC of? garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 02:49

@GaryLineker No tabloid ever suppressed story of paedophiles inside their building, nor wrongly exposed respected top peer as paedophile. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 02:51

@piersmorgan Appalling errors were made, apologised for and action taken. Some tabloids would never act that way. garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 02:59

@GaryLineker For doing what Newsnight did?? Nonsense! Of course they would. And Paxman would have demanded instant resignations. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:01

@piersmorgan And there have been resignations. The tabloid hypocrisy though is extraordinary. garylineker replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:07

@GaryLineker There's no tabloid hypocrisy - this is about the BBC displaying worse ethical journalism than anything the tabloids ever did. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:08

Looked like Sidwell was about to get a 2nd yellow card, instead Phil Dowd booked Ramsey for an earlier foul. So early it was Sir Alf Ramsey garylineker tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 21:51

Worst joke in history > RT @GaryLineker Phil Dowd booked Ramsey for an earlier foul. So early it was Sir Alf Ramsey piersmorgan replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan No, that's your defence. Oops watch that ticker garylineker replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:54

BOOM! 2-0. Great poacher goal Podolski. This is better #Arsenal . piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 20:53

@piersmorgan Get a few more from the fatherland and your doctor can go on holiday dietmarhamann replied on Nov 10, 2012 20:55

Why can't Mertesacker jump higher? RT @DietmarHamann @piersmorgan Get a few more from the fatherland and your doctor can go on holiday piersmorgan replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:03

@piersmorgan Lead boots? dietmarhamann replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:06

Never seen such a tall defender jump so low, quite bizarre > RT @DietmarHamann @piersmorgan Lead boots? piersmorgan replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:07

@piersmorgan @DietmarHamann He has to keep his blood pressure low. garylineker replied on Nov 10, 2012 21:09

I'm going to try and remain calm for the duration of today's game. On medical advice. #Arsenal #Fulham piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 20:28

@piersmorgan Nothing trivial we hope? garylineker replied on Nov 10, 2012 20:33

@piersmorgan @willcarling @GaryLineker How so? - you've never playerd rugby brianmoore666 tweeted on Oct 31, 2012 22:08

It's 'played' and, I have actually. Flanker. RT @brianmoore666 @willcarling @GaryLineker @piersmorgan How so? - you've never playerd rugby piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 22:18

@piersmorgan @brianmoore666 @willcarling @GaryLineker In fact, I was part of @NewickCC team that beat Newick Rugby Club at their own game. piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 22:19

@piersmorgan @brianmoore666 @willcarling You were a flanker? Who would ever have guessed? garylineker replied on Oct 31, 2012 22:30

RT @piersmorgan: That's Giroud's THIRD air-shot in last 3 games. Has to be a record? < More fresh air-shots than goals is certainly a record garylineker tweeted on Oct 27, 2012 20:22

@GaryLineker He has literally aimed to hit, and completely missed, three times in 3 games. Like watching you play golf. piersmorgan replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:23

@piersmorgan Wish I could argue with you. I am the golfing Giroud, but if you'd like a level game for a few bob? garylineker replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:33

@GaryLineker Off our handicaps? If so, any time. I'm 18. piersmorgan replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:39

@piersmorgan Guess it will have to be in America? garylineker replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:40

@GaryLineker Yep.... I'm thinking LA Country Club, Beverly Hills. piersmorgan replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:41

@piersmorgan Marvellous! garylineker replied on Oct 27, 2012 20:43

It's taken a while, but finally bumped into someone with a better tan than me. You win @TomDaley1994 t.co/20vUT27u garylineker tweeted on Oct 26, 2012 05:49

He's more sober, too RT @GaryLineker finally bumped into someone with a better tan than me. You win @TomDaley1994 t.co/aem5dCSC piersmorgan replied on Oct 26, 2012 05:56

@piersmorgan @TomDaley1994 Yes but he's got school in the morning garylineker replied on Oct 26, 2012 06:03

The moment I see 'Mannone' heading our team-sheet, my heart sinks. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 25, 2012 00:14

@piersmorgan Can't imagine why Mannone makes you nervous! garylineker replied on Oct 25, 2012 00:30

Terrifying! RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Can't imagine why Mannone makes you nervous! piersmorgan replied on Oct 25, 2012 00:32

@piersmorgan Drops more clangers a game than you've got chins garylineker replied on Oct 25, 2012 00:35

His hands flap more than your ears #DumboKeeper RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Drops more clangers a game than you've got chins piersmorgan replied on Oct 25, 2012 00:41

Is his father advising him? RT @GeorgeLineker: Congratulations to my brother who's just failed his theory for the 7th time piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 16, 2012 21:24

@piersmorgan @GeorgeLineker He advises him on many things but all are ignored. Exasperating individual! garylineker replied on Oct 16, 2012 21:35

RT @piersmorgan: #LifeStories is off tonight due to the England match. <Decent viewing figures, at last, for ITV on a Friday night garylineker tweeted on Oct 12, 2012 20:31

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan Ha ha frankieboyle replied on Oct 12, 2012 20:36

How sweet, it's the half-witted version of the Chuckle Brothers RT @frankieboyle @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Ha ha piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 20:58

@piersmorgan @frankieboyle No need to get nasty. You should be proud you have more followers than viewers. garylineker replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:05

More followers than you 2 clowns combined. Fact. RT @GaryLineker @frankieboyle @piersmorgan be proud you have more followers than viewers. piersmorgan replied on Oct 12, 2012 21:07

I'll be live-tweeting the first Presidential debate tonight at 9pm/ET. Watch CNN and share your views with me using the hashtag #PMTdebate piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 03, 2012 22:40

@piersmorgan You've got PMT? Best leave you alone when Arsenal are playing then. garylineker replied on Oct 03, 2012 22:46

WOW what a put from Justin Rose. And a magnificently sporting response from Phil Mickleson garylineker tweeted on Oct 01, 2012 01:59

It's 'putt' RT @GaryLineker WOW what a put from Justin Rose. And a magnificently sporting response from Phil Mickleson piersmorgan replied on Oct 01, 2012 02:04

@piersmorgan Who cares? garylineker replied on Oct 01, 2012 02:08

Pick Mrs L up from spa. 5 mins later I've got an intra-venus drip pumping in vitamins with a doctor who looks like a serial killer #lalaland garylineker tweeted on Sep 28, 2012 03:38

It's 'intravenous' RT @GaryLineker I've got an intra-venus drip pumping in vitamins with a doctor who looks like a serial killer #lalaland piersmorgan replied on Sep 28, 2012 03:44

@piersmorgan I now but yoo cant pooibly concenteate on speeling wit thees stoof goin in garylineker replied on Sep 28, 2012 03:50

More botox? RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan I now but yoo cant pooibly concenteate on speeling wit thees stoof goin in piersmorgan replied on Sep 28, 2012 03:53

@piersmorgan I'll leave that nonsense to you garylineker replied on Sep 28, 2012 05:45

If you’re in London I recommend checking out @mergefestival – really excellent array of events. Full details at: t.co/3WUfxjAh piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 24, 2012 17:46

@piersmorgan When can we see your interview with President Ahmadinejad in the UK tubs? Sounds interesting garylineker replied on Sep 24, 2012 17:51

06.30am in NY, and on my way to do a world exclusive interview so huge, I can't even tell you who it's with. More later. #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 23, 2012 16:03

@piersmorgan I know what it is.. Haha!! Good luck buddy!! kevinpp24 replied on Sep 23, 2012 16:40

1st question: 'Should KP be back in the England team?' RT @kevinpp24 @piersmorgan I know what it is.. Haha!! Good luck buddy!! piersmorgan replied on Sep 23, 2012 16:47

@piersmorgan Looking forward to it. Don't be late! garylineker replied on Sep 23, 2012 16:53

Jack's back: t.co/AfhNFOHD #Wilshere piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 20, 2012 19:56

@piersmorgan See Kelsey Grammer bailed on you. Had he heard your abuse of Chelsea and got confused? Or is he just sensible? garylineker replied on Sep 20, 2012 20:58

@GaryLineker no, no. He was just being a tiresome diva. piersmorgan replied on Sep 20, 2012 21:03

@piersmorgan Red card for simulation? garylineker replied on Sep 20, 2012 21:05

Not convinced by Giroud. At all. Got 'The new Chamakh' written all over him. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 01:48

@piersmorgan There's only one Chamakh! garylineker replied on Sep 19, 2012 01:59

RT @alexieramires: @GaryLineker is it true that @piersmorgan wants you for an episode of Life Stories? < Whatever would we talk about? garylineker tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 19:46

Ears RT @alexieramires: @GaryLineker is it true that @piersmorgan wants you for an episode of Life Stories? < Whatever would we talk about? piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 19:48

@piersmorgan @alexieramires Better make it a series then? garylineker replied on Sep 16, 2012 19:55

@piersmorgan community shield declared by the FA as a charity match? Not in the season. Wikipedia states season began 18/8/12. lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 00:45

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Community shield is slightly ambiguous, but only if you play in it. As AFC did not then PL is start to their season garylineker replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:53

@GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar but the bet didn't stipulate ARSENAL'S season. it said 'the season'. So looks like I win, right Jugs? piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:02

@piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar Neither did it say football season but we sort of presumed it was. Just split it and put an end to this wriggling? garylineker replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:06

What a time for my phone signal to go down... Belatedly - BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! 4-1 #Arsenal on fire. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 20:17

@piersmorgan Was beginning to think you might have keeled over at the shock of it all. Ah well.. garylineker replied on Sep 15, 2012 20:19

Yes, but they never are RT @cdquinn86: @piersmorgan If any of your Life Stories were rubbish, would you even say? piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 14, 2012 22:06

@piersmorgan Thank heavens the talented rule doesn't apply to the host garylineker replied on Sep 14, 2012 22:15

Hordes of screaming girls for me at ITV Studios today - poor old @justinbieber must be furious. #LifeStories t.co/xyQjFquW piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 13, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan Finally you're behind bars garylineker replied on Sep 13, 2012 22:21

Sport of the highest quality. Andy takes the first set. Murrayvellous!! garylineker tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 03:10

Worst pun ever, congrats Jugs RT @GaryLineker Sport of the highest quality. Andy takes the first set. Murrayvellous!! piersmorgan replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:13

@piersmorgan High praise tubs! garylineker replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:24

On brink of my first yellow card, No make it red. 3rd visit to PO to re-direct mail. 4 types of ID and recognisable ears still not enough garylineker tweeted on Sep 03, 2012 20:11

Mr Popular...dear oh dear, Jugs RT @GaryLineker 3rd visit to PO to re-direct mail. 4 types of ID and recognisable ears still not enough piersmorgan replied on Sep 03, 2012 22:19

@piersmorgan I know, it's extraordinary the lengths people will go to, to get you to come back. garylineker replied on Sep 03, 2012 22:28

RT @piersmorgan: Oh Christ, my wine collection... #ShatteredMargaux. < It's your collection of whines we'd like to see the end of. garylineker tweeted on Sep 03, 2012 18:09

@GaryLineker Your cheese, my w(h)ine - sounds like the perfect party, Jugs. piersmorgan replied on Sep 03, 2012 18:18

@piersmorgan Most definitely, if it's Margaux tubs garylineker replied on Sep 03, 2012 18:22

Last time United lost their first 2 away League matches, they got relegated. #FabulousFact piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:15

@piersmorgan Oh dear Tubs! Win some, you lose some. garylineker replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:22

Nobody? NOBODY? What on earth is going on at #Arsenal ? The manager & board have completely lost the plot. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 01, 2012 02:35

@piersmorgan Maybe they are lurking outside the Atletico dressing room. Someone should be. garylineker replied on Sep 01, 2012 02:43

RT @piersmorgan: What's Belgian for 'City are going out' ? #GroupOfDeath. < No such language tubs garylineker tweeted on Aug 30, 2012 23:22

@GaryLineker Jugs, Belgians speak Flemish, German, Dutch or French. 'Belgian' is an all-encompassing generic way to allow for any of these. piersmorgan replied on Aug 30, 2012 23:34

@piersmorgan Pathetic attempt to wriggle out tubs. Should have done your Google search before your glaring error garylineker replied on Aug 31, 2012 00:45

RT @CindyhM1: Great interview with @piersmorgan @PiersTonight and @SenJohnMcCain tonight! t.co/EF9PX1ZU piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 30, 2012 20:36

@piersmorgan @VincentKompany How good's your 2nd language? garylineker replied on Aug 30, 2012 20:45

Met Buzz Aldrin once. One of the most self-deprecating famous people you could hope to meet. He could never have made it as a footballer. dylanjonesgq tweeted on Aug 26, 2012 15:19

@DylanJonesGQ Ridiculous gratuitous attack! Footballers are such an easy target despite many doing so much good in the community. garylineker replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:34

@GaryLineker @DylanJonesGQ yes, and a lot of them have more space in their heads than Buzz ever experienced. piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:36

@piersmorgan @DylanJonesGQ Ah Editors together! Those fine upstanding individuals! Or is it unfair to generalise? garylineker replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:40

@GaryLineker @DylanJonesGQ God no, we all know how awful we are - just you footballers who live in denial. piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:43

@piersmorgan @DylanJonesGQ Given the space in our heads, i wouldn't have thought we had the wherewithal to be in denial. garylineker replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:50

@GaryLineker @DylanJonesGQ one thing's for sure, Buzz would never have quit NASA for the Sputnik programme, even for 200k a week. piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:51

@piersmorgan @DylanJonesGQ Irrelevant! Frankly to use this story to have a pop at footballers is absurd. And that's not rocket science garylineker replied on Aug 26, 2012 15:57

@piersmorgan The kit kind of suits @Persie_Official 's skin tone don't you think? garylineker tweeted on Aug 21, 2012 01:58

Shame-faced red? RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan The kit kind of suits @Persie_Official 's skin tone don't you think? piersmorgan replied on Aug 21, 2012 01:59

@piersmorgan He's certainly flush garylineker replied on Aug 21, 2012 02:02

Look at this @Persie_Official statement: t.co/rmgY38vd - what the hell did Wenger/Gazidis say to drive him away?? #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 21:51

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker RVP is just a bloody player, what right he got to make demands to management,good luck to Wenger not being told lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:23

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker No, the club & manager have won nothing for 8yrs - RVP was right to question them hard re ambition/future. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:24

@piersmorgan @garylineker player can't dictate to a manager or make demands on players they should buy,who the hell does he think he is lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:28

@Lord_Sugar @garylineker he's the club captain and he's fed up with losing all the time, and so am I. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:29

@piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar Clubs are equally disloyal if they don't think players are good enough. garylineker replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:38

Question-does it matter to the fans if we don't sing the anthem-Italy sung loud-Spain didn't sing a word-what do u like best? fizzer18 tweeted on Jul 02, 2012 00:15

Damn right singing the anthem matters @fizzer18 - shows pride in playing for your country. piersmorgan replied on Jul 02, 2012 00:16

@piersmorgan @fizzer18 Spanish national anthem is an instrumental garylineker replied on Jul 02, 2012 00:20

@GaryLineker @fizzer18 they should whistle it then. piersmorgan replied on Jul 02, 2012 00:24

Three BOOM! tweets already and it's still only 7.06am in LA. Could be a good day... piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 27, 2012 19:36

@piersmorgan Make one of your predictions. That would stop them garylineker replied on Jun 27, 2012 19:44

LINEKER SACKED FROM MOTD BY CHRISTMAS #Boom RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Make one of your predictions. That would stop them piersmorgan replied on Jun 27, 2012 19:45

BOOM! That's £1k to @GreatOrmondSt - great pen @WayneRooney piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 25, 2012 02:51

@piersmorgan Thank you for thinking of us again, Piers. And thank you for the generous donations you've given to @GreatOrmondSt already. greatormondst replied on Jun 25, 2012 22:04

I'm not deliberately trying to lose all these bets... RT @GreatOrmondSt @piersmorgan Thank you for thinking of us again, Piers. piersmorgan replied on Jun 25, 2012 22:07

@piersmorgan Deep down, and I know you do your best to disguise it, I reckon you're a wonderful human being #GOSH garylineker replied on Jun 25, 2012 22:29

I am, yes RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Deep down, and I know you do your best to disguise it, I reckon you're a wonderful human being #GOSH piersmorgan replied on Jun 25, 2012 22:36

So Paulo Di Canio thinks the England side are like an Italian team of the 80's. Hopefully the one from '82 that won the World Cup. garylineker tweeted on Jun 23, 2012 19:27

Any relation to 'Paolo' Di Canio? RT @GaryLineker So Paulo Di Canio thinks the England side are like an Italian team of the 80's. piersmorgan replied on Jun 23, 2012 19:34

Early flight to Kiev. Just saw Polish Walkers/Lays advert at the airport. It stars Czszeny, the Arsenal goalie. Don't get any ideas Mr Hart garylineker tweeted on Jun 23, 2012 12:09

It's 'Szczesny' RT @GaryLineker Early flight to Kiev. Just saw Polish Walkers/Lays advert at airport. It stars Czszeny, the Arsenal goalie. piersmorgan replied on Jun 23, 2012 12:11

Congrats to No3 son Bertie, who won the 100m, 100m Hurdles, High Jump, Long Jump, Relay, 400m & Throwing at his school sports day. Amazing! piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 22, 2012 18:48

@piersmorgan Wow! Great stuff. An athlete in the family. Just goes to show it's not all in the genes. #Bertiethebolt garylineker replied on Jun 22, 2012 19:01

@GaryLineker I taught him everything he knows.... #UsainMorgan piersmorgan replied on Jun 22, 2012 19:04

Most sensible thing you've ever tweeted RT @GaryLineker: @piersmorgan piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 22, 2012 03:47

@piersmorgan There are times your nonsensical utterances render me speechless. garylineker replied on Jun 22, 2012 03:57

If only RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan There are times your nonsensical utterances render me speechless. piersmorgan replied on Jun 22, 2012 04:01

Bit awkward Mr hypocrite? RT @piersmorgan: Cool it, bro, it's all #DENCH RT @LethalBizzle: Oi @piersmorgan #LeeeeeeeeeeeeeaveItYeah! garylineker tweeted on Jun 22, 2012 03:42

@GaryLineker @LethalBizzle #DENCH #LeeeeeeeeeeeeeaveItYeah irony, Jugs. Irony... piersmorgan replied on Jun 22, 2012 03:42

#England have turned into the world's biggest bus, parked at the very back of the depot. Ridiculous. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 20, 2012 00:50

@piersmorgan A Boris bendy bus. It's what happens when you don't keep the ball garylineker replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:53

@GaryLineker or keep your best attacking players on the bench. piersmorgan replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:54

Any chance Glenn Johnson can show Konoplyanka down the line and stop letting him cut inside? garylineker tweeted on Jun 20, 2012 00:35

Been poor all tournament RT @GaryLineker Any chance Glenn Johnson can show Konoplyanka down the line and stop letting him cut inside? piersmorgan replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:36

RT @Marcusboden: @GaryLineker @piersmorgan Gary you Cringe at Piers saying that? have you ever seen one of the Walkers adverts you star in?? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 21:20

@piersmorgan @Marcusboden Thank you. Appreciate you saying I star in them garylineker replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:36

@GaryLineker @Marcusboden Co-star, actually. With the crisps. piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:36

How can Hodgson keep picking Milner to start over Walcott? Like going for a dray horse over Frankel. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 20:49

@piersmorgan Because Milner will tuck in and help Gerrard and Parker. He wont play 2 out and out wingers with this system. garylineker replied on Jun 19, 2012 20:55

@GaryLineker Milner's too slow, Young's been useless. We should for speed (Theo/Ox) and power (Rooney). piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 20:57

@piersmorgan Why don't we just trust Roy? He's managed perfectly well so far. Agree Young has struggled but Roy looking for balance garylineker replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:13

@GaryLineker Roy trusted me last time, brought Walcott on after seeing my tweets, and the rest is history. piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:14

RT @Stephen_Graham: @StanCollymore @talkSPORT And we'll out-sing everyone one of your lions. We will not be beaten for passion! stancollymore tweeted on Jun 17, 2012 04:34

@StanCollymore Thought I was going to get the hook there for a second garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:36

@GaryLineker @StanCollymore you should - no Finney, Matthews, Edwards? piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:38

@piersmorgan @StanCollymore You watched them all so fair enough garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:40

@GaryLineker @StanCollymore Rooney for me, upfront. Then Shearer. Sorry, Jugs. piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:43

@piersmorgan You using #awks is certainly #awks garylineker tweeted on Jun 17, 2012 04:34

Sick RT @GaryLineker v@piersmorgan You using #awks is certainly #awks piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:38

Can't believe nobody told me the legend that is @therealvinniej had joined Twitter... let the entertainment commence! piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 17, 2012 03:43

@piersmorgan @therealvinniej Might have a cheeky little follow of Vincent myself. Threw toast at me once, not buttered thankfully garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 03:52

@GaryLineker @therealvinniej I think it was bread rolls. Dublin, right? I fired him afterwards.... piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 03:53

@piersmorgan @therealvinniej It was Dublin. Pretty sure it was toast though. I had crumbs in my left ear and 2 rounds in my right. garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 03:59

@GaryLineker @therealvinniej He shouted: 'Oi, Big Ears, 'av a load of this.' Allegedly. This was after he bit a Mirror journo's nose off, piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:01

@piersmorgan @therealvinniej That's right! Better the nose than my ears, he'd still be chewing now garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:05

@GaryLineker @therealvinniej I was going to promote him for chucking rolls at you. Then I heard about the nose. piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:07

@piersmorgan You're the one with all the rolls these days, starting just under your chin garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:17

@GaryLineker At least my chins are real. How's that hair doing, Greybeard? piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:19

@piersmorgan All my own Piersy! And for your information I can't grow a beard garylineker replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:23

@GaryLineker we've seen you try, Babyface. #awks piersmorgan replied on Jun 17, 2012 04:23

RT @MichaelH14: @campbellclaret @ Honours system : it's an imperialistic throwback, outdated and anachronistic but hugely relevant to T ... campbellclaret tweeted on Jun 16, 2012 14:36

@campbellclaret I have never nicked a @piersmorgan tweet. I asked you if I could use yours and RT'd it. Are we being a little childish? garylineker replied on Jun 16, 2012 14:41

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan only joking. Don't go all serious on me now, not when we might be co-presenting at the Games @rogermosey hint campbellclaret replied on Jun 16, 2012 14:44

@campbellclaret @GaryLineker Are you getting concerned that @piersmorgan has gone silent. Strange but nice NO ! lord_sugar replied on Jun 16, 2012 15:13

@Lord_Sugar @campbellclaret @piersmorgan Not the slightest bit concerned garylineker replied on Jun 16, 2012 15:29

@GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar @campbellclaret Ahhh, how sweet. You're all missing me. Relax, lads, I'm back. piersmorgan replied on Jun 16, 2012 15:33

Really cheery ending by you lot, Jugs @GaryLineker - jeez. You do realise we won, right? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 16, 2012 02:41

@piersmorgan Thought you were Irish? Jumping on our bandwagon now are you? garylineker replied on Jun 16, 2012 03:33

@GaryLineker born in England, Irish father. So no bandwagon. piersmorgan replied on Jun 16, 2012 03:36

@piersmorgan They were your words in previous tweets when talking about England. 'I am Irish', you said. It's fine to change, don't worry garylineker replied on Jun 16, 2012 03:39

@GaryLineker I support the country I was born, except if they play RoI. Not hard to grasp. piersmorgan replied on Jun 16, 2012 03:40

RT @2010MisterChip: @garylineker Very bad precedents for England. Just one win against Sweden since 1968 < ok Mr Chip on the shoulder garylineker tweeted on Jun 15, 2012 22:59

@GaryLineker England have never lost a game whose start was delayed 15 mins due to a storm at another match involving teams in blue/yellow campbellclaret replied on Jun 15, 2012 23:08

@campbellclaret With permission might use that? garylineker replied on Jun 15, 2012 23:15

Is he sexing up your scripts, Jugs? RT @GaryLineker @campbellclaret With permission might use that? piersmorgan replied on Jun 15, 2012 23:25

@piersmorgan Torres starts and scores! You really are having a rather unfortunate time #pessimisticMorgan garylineker tweeted on Jun 15, 2012 00:38

@GaryLineker makes me feel sick, ironically. piersmorgan replied on Jun 15, 2012 00:43

Alway a worry i think, when you start trending. garylineker tweeted on Jun 14, 2012 22:42

Ye, dude, it's so sick RT @GaryLineker Alway a worry i think, when you start trending. piersmorgan replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:45

@piersmorgan Dads with teenage kids eh? garylineker replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:47

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan Actually it's been peng garylineker replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:48

@GaryLineker seriously, man, you've been DOPE today. piersmorgan replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:51

@GaryLineker great bants, Jugs. piersmorgan replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:56

Even more alarming when 'that's sick' starts trending. @GeorgeLineker told me that meant really good these days garylineker tweeted on Jun 14, 2012 22:46

@GaryLineker @GeorgeLineker It does, if you're 18 years old, Jugs. Not 51. piersmorgan replied on Jun 14, 2012 22:49

I'm tetchy because I didn't get much sleep @GaryLineker - you kept appearing in my nightmares: t.co/Qh2dnMnc piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 09, 2012 22:08

@piersmorgan Must be awful for you, constantly dreaming about your twitter beatings garylineker replied on Jun 09, 2012 22:12

Dutch have best attack RT @GaryLineker: Seen the Spanish squad for the Euros. World class players in abundance and great depth. #mywinners piersmorgan tweeted on May 27, 2012 17:23

@piersmorgan They have great forwards, yes. If they face Spain though, like in the WC final, it's very hard to excel without the ball garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:31

@GaryLineker Spain may get the ball, but they'll be passing it to Torres... Advantage Holland. piersmorgan replied on May 27, 2012 17:37

@piersmorgan You think Torres will start? garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:41

@GaryLineker he'll have to, with Villa out. And there's the problem. Dutch have sublime midfield & attack - all fit and in form. piersmorgan replied on May 27, 2012 17:47

@piersmorgan If Spain decide to go with a traditional striker, which they often don't, will probably be Llorente. Fyi Villa plays wide left garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:55

2nd BOOOM! - #LifeStories with @JDonOfficial gets 4.5m avg, 4.7m peak rating. Second highest of series so far. Thanks for watching! piersmorgan tweeted on May 05, 2012 17:19

@piersmorgan @jdonofficial you were slaughtered by HIGNFY they kicked your ar.. So stop bragging lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:06

@Lord_Sugar #DemolishedByTheDingles piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:07

@piersmorgan Awful day you're having. Your team drops 2 vital points, spelling mistake and crushed by HIGNFY #porkycries garylineker replied on May 05, 2012 19:14

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan I missed the spelling mistake let me know so I can rub it in lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:17

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker "iPods will be dead, kaput, gone by Christmas." Alan Sugar, February 2005. piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:21

@piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar The old 'change the subject' tactic. Accept it as a bad day Piers and hand over the phone garylineker replied on May 05, 2012 19:25

Whattttt????? Chamakh???? May as well light a bloody candle. Wenger's bonkers. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 21:06

@piersmorgan All managers are bonkers. It's the only way they can deal with the nonsense spouted by their fans garylineker replied on Apr 28, 2012 21:10