On this week's @bbcapprentice, who will be the sharpest tool in the box? See preview here... t.co/rpx5Trbhm3 t.co/VnBjXVRr7q lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 09, 2015 19:25

Not the host. > RT @Lord_Sugar On this week's @bbcapprentice, who will be the sharpest tool in the box? piersmorgan replied on Nov 09, 2015 19:29

ok you have a bet , but typical of your non risk approach. You wont bet @realDonaldTrump becomes US president t.co/M5tAAzYoum lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 07, 2015 23:32

@Lord_Sugar @realDonaldTrump he's got a better chance than you. piersmorgan replied on Nov 07, 2015 23:34

Piersy bearing in mind your experiences of being let go from Mirror and CNN do you think Mourinho is ALSO past his sell by date @piersmorgan lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 07, 2015 23:17

@Lord_Sugar no, Shuggsy, I feel he's exactly like me - the Special One. piersmorgan replied on Nov 07, 2015 23:23

"@piersmorgan: Is that same Wenger who never beaten Mourinho in 12 attempts? t.co/hDyZjhNc6y"....that is no criteria to judge him lord_sugar tweeted on Apr 12, 2015 21:17

@Lord_Sugar if there's a manager in the PL he hasn't beaten in 12 attempts, it might suggest Wenger's not the best manager in the PL.... piersmorgan replied on Apr 12, 2015 21:18

.@piersmorgan don't waste time watching Arsenal tonight.1st tune into the One show at 7pm then Apprentice at 9pm .Watch and learn sunshine lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 26, 2014 22:56

I'll be watching my own bunch of losers, thanks > RT @Lord_Sugar .@piersmorgan Apprentice at 9pm .Watch and learn sunshine piersmorgan replied on Nov 26, 2014 22:59

The choice watch Z list celebs eat worms on ITV or watch the biggest row on the Apprentice between Daniel and Felipe.NO CONTEST BBC-1 9pm lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 26, 2014 18:06

So, Z-list celebs vs not-on-the-list-at-all wannabes? > RT @Lord_Sugar ..watch Z list celebs eat worms on ITV or watch the the Apprentice piersmorgan replied on Nov 26, 2014 18:09

"@piersmorgan: number of trophies won of Spurs over 9yrs: one. Same record as Wenger's decade....how many did you win at the mirror or cnn lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 25, 2014 04:35

@Lord_Sugar won 4 at Mirror incl Newspaper of the Year, Editor of the Year. Glad you asked. piersmorgan replied on Nov 25, 2014 04:38

No has given me a credible reason why so much was spent on landing a probe on a comet. All I have seen so far is ignorant abuse from scum lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 16, 2014 03:11

Says a Spurs fan whose useless team cost £100m+ > RT @Lord_Sugar give me a credible reason why so much was spent landing a probe on a comet. piersmorgan replied on Nov 16, 2014 03:13

Sounds like the England football match is as pointless and humiliating as I feared. Glad I'm not watching. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 24, 2014 22:53

“@piersmorgan: England match pointless humiliating as feared.Glad I'm not watching.”......I can safely say no one care if you watch or not lord_sugar replied on Jun 24, 2014 23:03

@Lord_Sugar why do you keep obsessively tweeting me about it then? piersmorgan replied on Jun 24, 2014 23:05

3 nil to arsenal and they finish higher than Spurs @piersmorgan bottled 50K bet .Deprived GOSH lord_sugar tweeted on Apr 29, 2014 03:15

Toss you for it > RT @Lord_Sugar 3 nil to arsenal and they finish higher than Spurs @piersmorgan bottled 50K bet piersmorgan replied on Apr 29, 2014 03:24

I wasn't 'calling for Bendtner' ..I was pointing out how bad Bendtner's stock has fallen that he can't even start over Sanogo. @FOXSports piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 12, 2014 22:33

...@piersmorgan how are you feeling 0-0 lord_sugar replied on Apr 12, 2014 22:54

Jet-lagged daughter been up since 1.31am. Done Humpty Dumpty & Peppa Pig, peanut butter sandwiches, even Wenger chat. Still only 3.52am. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 10, 2014 16:22

.@piersmorgan RT;Jet-lagged daughter up since 1.31am.Done Humpty Dumpty Still 3.52am....POOR KID, OLD ENOUGH NOW TO REALISE WHO HER DAD IS! lord_sugar replied on Apr 10, 2014 16:37

Sorry but we look clueless. Bring on Townsend and Eriksen lord_sugar tweeted on Feb 23, 2014 22:47

Maybe shave the beard off? > RT @Lord_Sugar Sorry but we look clueless. piersmorgan replied on Feb 23, 2014 22:48

Mitchell Johnson is lightning fast, but when Dale Steyn reverses it like this, with THOSE eyes....terrifying. #SAvAUS @DaleSteyn62 piersmorgan tweeted on Feb 23, 2014 21:44

“@piersmorgan: Mitchell Johnson is lightning fast, when Dale Steyn reverses it like this,....surprised you are not watching the spurs game lord_sugar replied on Feb 23, 2014 21:46

I am now, relax > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan ....surprised you are not watching the spurs game piersmorgan replied on Feb 23, 2014 22:39

Does not seem right with Lennon playing on the left side . I always seem to recall he was best down the right lord_sugar tweeted on Feb 23, 2014 21:38

No, that was McCartney > RT @Lord_Sugar Does not seem right Lennon playing on the left side. I seem to recall he was best down the right piersmorgan replied on Feb 23, 2014 21:42

..@juliencamellini my new Pinarello with disc brakes, riding it in Florida.Lots of biker stop me to asks about it t.co/laRIfEBPgs lord_sugar tweeted on Feb 16, 2014 22:17

How do you get on that saddle - via a crane? > RT @Lord_Sugar my new Pinarello with disc brakes t.co/FAjotHHCsK piersmorgan replied on Feb 16, 2014 22:25

.@piersmorgan Do you think its time to apologise t.co/PJ92glX7z5 lord_sugar tweeted on Jan 26, 2014 04:59

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan he demanded change. They changed, and now they're top of the league. n8john84 replied on Jan 26, 2014 05:01

Exactly > RT @n8john84 @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan he demanded change. They changed, and now they're top of the league. piersmorgan replied on Jan 26, 2014 05:01

.@piersmorgan @n8john84 he demanded change,now top of the league......he demanded Wenger out.NOT change. He needs to apologise to Arsene lord_sugar replied on Jan 26, 2014 05:07

I think X-factor has a secret commercial agenda. So many tears. Sales of kleenex shoot up Monday lord_sugar tweeted on Oct 07, 2013 01:03

Like @SpursOfficial then > RT @Lord_Sugar I think X-factor has a secret commercial agenda. So many tears. Sales of kleenex shoot up Monday piersmorgan replied on Oct 07, 2013 01:05

@piersmorgan for the record you had your chance for the £50k bet. The offer is withdrawn ! lord_sugar tweeted on Oct 06, 2013 22:18

CHOKER! > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan for the record you had your chance for the £50k bet. The offer is withdrawn ! piersmorgan replied on Oct 06, 2013 22:19

You sound a little loopy again today, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar - did you forget to take your medication? piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 14, 2013 20:38

@piersmorgan yes I am a bit dizzy so can you tell me the score a Sunderland lord_sugar replied on Sep 14, 2013 20:40

Sure, it's 2-1 to Arsenal > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan yes I am a bit dizzy so can you tell me the score a Sunderland piersmorgan replied on Sep 14, 2013 20:56

We're going to enjoy watching Ozil and Eriksen this season. Two of the World's most talented and creative players. garylineker tweeted on Sep 14, 2013 20:05

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan raving about Ozil every pass.wonder what he will be saying about him on a cold February night away in Sunderland lord_sugar replied on Sep 14, 2013 20:08

He IS away in Sunderland, dunderhead > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan raving about Ozil..what he will be saying about him away in Sunderland piersmorgan replied on Sep 14, 2013 20:17

As an alternative to the word nazis. What is an alternative to describe those irritating pathetic people who have to correct mistakes. lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 14, 2013 18:52

'Intelligent' ? > RT @Lord_Sugar What is an alternative to describe those irritating pathetic people who have to correct mistakes. piersmorgan replied on Sep 14, 2013 18:54

'If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.' - Bill Shankly. piersmorgan tweeted on May 20, 2013 00:24

@piersmorgan RT:if you're 1st you're 1st if you're 2nd you are nothing -Bill Shankly...You are last as TV PRESENTER that makes you nothing lord_sugar replied on May 20, 2013 02:24

@piersmorgan @IanJamesPoulter £20k on its way to GOSH. You have the Best PL manager now Sir A has gone. We threw our chances away long ago lord_sugar tweeted on May 19, 2013 22:57

@Lord_Sugar @IanJamesPoulter Thanks, Shuggsy. Loosen your tie on the journey home, don't want you choking too... piersmorgan replied on May 19, 2013 23:01

1-1 at Newcastle lord_sugar tweeted on May 19, 2013 21:58

Oh dear oh dear, Shuggsy's delirious > RT @Lord_Sugar 1-1 at Newcastle piersmorgan replied on May 19, 2013 22:00

Oh dear Arsenal 1 up . Its hello FC Copenhagen, FC Limasol see you next year lord_sugar tweeted on May 19, 2013 21:56

And goodbye £20k tonight > RT @Lord_Sugar Oh dear Arsenal 1 up . Its hello FC Copenhagen, FC Limasol see you next year piersmorgan replied on May 19, 2013 21:57

Only certainty today is that @GreatOrmondSt will be £20k better off... the uncertainty is who will be signing the cheque: Me or @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on May 19, 2013 19:43

@piersmorgan I offered you a deal . No Balls ! lord_sugar replied on May 19, 2013 20:20

I don't need a deal. Spurs will choke, like you always do > R @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan I offered you a deal . No Balls ! piersmorgan replied on May 19, 2013 20:22

@piersmorgan its 28 mins to kick off to accept you pay £10k to gosh now! you have before 3.59pm then the offer off the table. lord_sugar tweeted on May 19, 2013 20:04

You sure you're good for the 20k, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ? My friend @realDonaldTrump seems to be casting doubt on your cash flows. piersmorgan replied on May 19, 2013 20:14

To be honest I could not care less who wins the match tonight Chelsea v Benfica lord_sugar tweeted on May 16, 2013 00:13

Imagine how the few remaining Apprentice viewers feel > RT @Lord_Sugar I could not care less who wins the match tonight Chelsea v Benfica piersmorgan replied on May 16, 2013 00:45

@piersmorgan RT:Imagine how Apprentice viewers feel ...CATCH up Apprentice figures with iPlayer and Sky+ just out this week record breaking lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2013 00:52

@piersmorgan How come a so called TV expert you claim to be is unaware that overnight ratings are a thing of the past .Catch up sunshine lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2013 00:57

As the Apprentice will be, rather soon > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan.. overnight ratings are a thing of the past .Catch up sunshine piersmorgan replied on May 16, 2013 01:00

@piersmorgan your CNN show Mon 6/5 1.58m, Tue 7/5 2.11m, Wed 8/5 2.06m, Thu 9/5 1.95m, Fri 10/5 1.29m .Pathetic with 350m potential audience lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2013 01:26

You OK, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ? #20k piersmorgan tweeted on May 15, 2013 01:36

@piersmorgan you have got to beat Newcastle yet sunny Jim lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2013 01:38

Too easy for the ravens spencermorgan93 tweeted on Feb 04, 2013 06:19

@spencermorgan93 don't tell me you are banging on about the superbowl also as an expert. Your father knows sod all about it ans so do you. lord_sugar replied on Feb 04, 2013 06:22

@Lord_Sugar @spencermorgan93 are your piles playing up again, Shuggsy? You sound even grumpier than usual tonight. piersmorgan replied on Feb 04, 2013 06:24

I'm a massive wanker then > RT @joshrankin7609: @piersmorgan you're a massive wanker if you don't give that to charity piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 29, 2012 23:30

@piersmorgan the goal should not stand Walcott was off side lord_sugar replied on Dec 29, 2012 23:36

@Lord_Sugar can you shut up - I'm trying to enjoy the game. piersmorgan replied on Dec 29, 2012 23:40

6,600 Americans have currently signed the petition to deport me - meaning 311,993,400 clearly want me to stay. Thank you. piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 22, 2012 23:48

@piersmorgan nothing worse than a big mouth spouting off against American constitution laws when you are bloody English. Best shut it . lord_sugar replied on Dec 22, 2012 23:55

@Lord_Sugar I'm a legal American resident - the Constitution applies to me too. piersmorgan replied on Dec 22, 2012 23:57

@piersmorgan I am also a legal resident with the same USA Visa as you. But I keep my mouth shut here lord_sugar replied on Dec 23, 2012 00:37

Coward > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan I am also a legal resident with the same USA Visa as you. But I keep my mouth shut here piersmorgan replied on Dec 23, 2012 04:02

@piersmorgan RT: Coward ....oh and you are so brave. You wont see your ar.. for dust if the real gun loving red necks come after you lord_sugar replied on Dec 23, 2012 04:07

@Lord_Sugar what's YOUR view of America's gun laws? Or are you too scared to say what you really think? piersmorgan replied on Dec 23, 2012 04:11

@piersmorgan Agree 100% with U,but you're a nobody in US.Same as my cleaning lady in UK saying it to Americans. Bottom line you've no clout lord_sugar replied on Dec 23, 2012 04:18

@Lord_Sugar your cleaning lady hosts a nightly show on CNN in America? Wow. Must have missed that memo. piersmorgan replied on Dec 23, 2012 04:25

It's 'Piers' and 'relevant' > RT @jackbob_jimmy @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump @Lord_Sugar Shut up pears as if you know anything #NotRelevent piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 07, 2012 03:11

@piersmorgan @jackbob_jimmy @realdonaldtrump the bloke called you Pears due o the shape of your bum lord_sugar replied on Dec 07, 2012 03:13

Don't wish to interfere obviously @realDonaldTrump - but it may be time to fire @Lord_Sugar from YOUR show for his impertinence? piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 07, 2012 03:08

@piersmorgan @realdonaldtrump RT: time for you to fire him from your show.......let's see if the big shot can stop me doing the apprentice lord_sugar replied on Dec 07, 2012 03:11

Hahaha, LOVE this > RT @realDonaldTrump: Sugar: @Lord_Sugar—unlike you, I own The Apprentice. You were never successful enough... piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 07, 2012 02:57

@piersmorgan trump owns the apprentice hah hah just like I own Arsenal . Or to put it another way like you are the biggest star on US TV lord_sugar replied on Dec 07, 2012 03:02

Klopp won Group of Death with his superb Dortmund team. I repeat - this man would be the perfect manager for Arsenal. piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 05, 2012 03:19

@piersmorgan piersy look on the bright side even though you lost AGAIN you are still in CL as cannon fodder lord_sugar replied on Dec 05, 2012 03:24

Any chance of an interview, Your Holiness @Pontifex ? (if you don't ask... ) #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 03, 2012 20:56

@piersmorgan RT:Any chance of an interview, Your Holiness........ Bless me father as I am a tw.. lord_sugar replied on Dec 03, 2012 21:01

@piersmorgan Seasons greeting for you Piersy enjoy this little song t.co/RYtq9eFE more to come lord_sugar replied on Dec 03, 2012 21:50

FACT: I've got 30 times as many followers as The Pope - @Pontifex piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 03, 2012 20:44

@piersmorgan @Pontifex RT:FACT: I've got 30 times as many followers as The Pope.....and 30 x more people who confess to you on Life Stories lord_sugar replied on Dec 03, 2012 20:52

Welcome, Your Holiness > @Pontifex piersmorgan tweeted on Dec 03, 2012 18:45

@piersmorgan you are not planning to brown nose the Pope also ? Surely you wont stoop so low .....then again yeh you would lord_sugar replied on Dec 03, 2012 19:43

People who fake Twitter accounts are so unutterably pathetic, aren't they? Get a life, you weak-veined, lamentably weird little wastrels. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 18, 2012 23:05

@piersmorgan RT:fake twitter a/c pathetic......How can you say that, half of your followers are fake a/c opened by you lord_sugar replied on Nov 18, 2012 23:15

Only Wilshere seems to understand what this game means. Show some bloody passion, Arsenal. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 18:37

@piersmorgan stop panicking its Spurs with AVB in charge lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 18:38

A personal tragedy. #Adebayor piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 18:34

@piersmorgan balances the teams now Adebayor is off as so far Arsenal useless lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 18:36

We've got a better team in the stands. #Henry #Pires #Parlour #Adams piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 18:30

@piersmorgan RT: we have a better team in the stand .......don't forget loyal Sol Campbell lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 18:33

In AVB we trust.... #NotSoSpecialOne @Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 18:19

@piersmorgan @garylineker RT: IN AVB WE TRUST ........ At last you talk sense Piersy. We can trust AVB to screw up lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 18:23

Spurs look absolutely ridiculous in that away strip. Or should I say, more ridiculous than usual. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 18:12

@piersmorgan the away strip is for the benefit of the Arsenal players to see the Spurs players lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 18:16

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, Jugs > RT @GaryLineker @GaryLineker Got to have culture in your life G. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 17, 2012 00:37

@piersmorgan O! Let me not be mad, sweet heaven! garylineker replied on Nov 17, 2012 00:47

I am a man, more sinn'd against than sinning > RT @GaryLineker @piersmorgan O! Let me not be mad, sweet heaven! piersmorgan replied on Nov 17, 2012 00:55

@piersmorgan @garylineker Piersy you stingy git donate some money to CIN call 03457 332233. Take a look at this video t.co/67FlhtzY lord_sugar replied on Nov 17, 2012 02:46

@piersmorgan Arsenal v Spurs tomorrow what's your forecast Piersy. You have a good chance with our great leader AVB . #arsenal/spurs lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 16, 2012 19:43

Same as for your Apprentice ratings - PAIN > RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Arsenal v Spurs tomorrow what's your forecast Piersy. piersmorgan replied on Nov 16, 2012 19:45

@piersmorgan RT: PAIN: think you're going to lose? What's the score 1-3 to Spurs or 3-1 to Arsenal .Be bold ratchet jaws speak up lord_sugar replied on Nov 16, 2012 19:55

@Lord_Sugar Arsenal will win 2-1. piersmorgan replied on Nov 16, 2012 19:55

Oh dear, Shugs @Lord_Sugar - hearing you got lowest EVER ratings for Young Apprentice last night. Thoughts with you at this difficult time. piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 16, 2012 18:37

@piersmorgan what were they the BBC to frightened to tell me due to their brilliant scheduling . Let me know as they won't lord_sugar replied on Nov 16, 2012 18:57

@Lord_Sugar You got 3.2m, I'm A Celeb on ITV1 got 9.1m. So you're officially a third as popular as a bunch of Z-listers eating bugs. piersmorgan replied on Nov 16, 2012 19:01

I recon our viewing figures got slaughtered tonight with Corrie at 8 and I'm a celeb get me out of here on ITV . lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 16, 2012 02:34

I 'reckon' you have too, loser > RT @Lord_Sugar I recon our viewing figures got slaughtered tonight with Corrie and I'm a celeb on ITV . piersmorgan replied on Nov 16, 2012 02:45

Memo to Ivan Gazidis...tune into @TalkSPORTdrive at 6.30pm. I've got a feeling your name will crop up. #IvanTheTerrible #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 12, 2012 21:09

@piersmorgan @talksportdrive you dossey tw..The so called big cheque book managers are not going to go to club that's well run financially lord_sugar replied on Nov 12, 2012 21:42

@Lord_Sugar @talkSPORTDrive what on earth is 'dossey' ???? Please tell me you didn't mean 'dozy'???? piersmorgan replied on Nov 12, 2012 21:58

I am out and about just heard we are up 1 against Man city lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 11, 2012 19:30

UPDATE: you choked again. RT @Lord_Sugar I am out and about just heard we are up 1 against Man city piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 21:11

@GaryLineker Not to mention wrongly accusing a 70 year old respected peer of being a paedophile. Didn't even put story to him - shocking! piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 11, 2012 03:28

@piersmorgan shut up, and put a fake picture on you CNN show titles like you did at the Mirror @GaryLineker lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:35

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker You going to comment on the BBC's terrible journalism, Shugs, or is it a bit too close to home, you brown-noser? piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:37

George Entwistle steps down as DG. Shall I take the post ? lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 11, 2012 02:58

You're certainly dim enough RT @Lord_Sugar George Entwistle steps down as DG. Shall I take the post ? piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 03:10

Did Paxman know about the 2nd #Newsnight sex abuse story? Or was he too busy filing his tax avoidance returns? piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 22:44

@piersmorgan what do they say about people in glass houses. Suggest you shut it.Maybe a story breaking soon on the mirror back in your days lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:03

@Lord_Sugar Newsnight scandals worse than anything any tabloid's ever done. Stop sucking up to the BBC, you hypocritical old lickspittle. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:05

@piersmorgan the BBC needs me as the DG I don't have to cover up for old cronies like you May have to do when the mirror sh.. hits the fan lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:10

@Lord_Sugar Mirror never suppressed paedophilia inside the building, nor wrongly exposed respected peer as paedophile. BBC's been shameful. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:12

@piersmorgan your paper wrongly exposed me ( now a respected peer) for not holding on to Sol at Spurs . you had no morals at the mirror lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:20

@piersmorgan I seem to remember under your watch fake pictures on the front page of Mirror a Iraqi solder being abused .Pot - Kettle lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:23

@Lord_Sugar Mirror story on Iraq abuse was true. Regiment we accused since been brought to book for doing exactly what we said they did. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:25

@piersmorgan no no no Piersy you can't get out of fact that you fakes the front page story, don't give me all that cr..the story was true. lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:29

@Lord_Sugar This was the Regiment we accused of abusing Iraqis. Like I said, we were right: t.co/zjBUJY0i piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:32

Did Paxman know about the 2nd #Newsnight sex abuse story? Or was he too busy filing his tax avoidance returns? piersmorgan tweeted on Nov 10, 2012 22:44

@piersmorgan what do they say about people in glass houses. Suggest you shut it.Maybe a story breaking soon on the mirror back in your days lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:03

@Lord_Sugar Newsnight scandals worse than anything any tabloid's ever done. Stop sucking up to the BBC, you hypocritical old lickspittle. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:05

@piersmorgan the BBC needs me as the DG I don't have to cover up for old cronies like you May have to do when the mirror sh.. hits the fan lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:10

@Lord_Sugar Mirror never suppressed paedophilia inside the building, nor wrongly exposed respected peer as paedophile. BBC's been shameful. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:12

@piersmorgan your paper wrongly exposed me ( now a respected peer) for not holding on to Sol at Spurs . you had no morals at the mirror lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:20

@Lord_Sugar only mistake I made at the Mirror was hiring you as a columnist - which led to your now fading TV career. piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:23

@piersmorgan mistake I made was giving you first break on TV in my show. No thanks from you for starting your TV career after you got sack lord_sugar replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:27

@Lord_Sugar Nonsense. I'd presented, and appeared in, loads of TV shows before doing your lousy one, here's the proof: t.co/9lGHixIq piersmorgan replied on Nov 11, 2012 00:30

Oh dear dear Norwich 2-1 we are lord_sugar tweeted on Nov 01, 2012 03:00

Allow me to finish..... '****ed' RT @Lord_Sugar Oh dear dear Norwich 2-1 we are piersmorgan replied on Nov 01, 2012 03:02

@piersmorgan how is your trick or twat going lord_sugar replied on Nov 01, 2012 03:02

Great, I've gone as this hideous pre-surgery monster: t.co/4CdJ4W3n RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan how is your trick or twat going piersmorgan replied on Nov 01, 2012 03:05

Alan Sugar, the man who hired Christian Gross, trying to lecture me on football managers. Hilarious. @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 31, 2012 18:17

@piersmorgan Scum tabloids like the one you ran, never gave Christian a chance . He went on to excel in Switzerland lord_sugar replied on Oct 31, 2012 18:54

@Lord_Sugar hahahaha... 'excel in Switzerland' - that's like me saying I'm big on TV in Lithuania.... (which, I am). Get a grip, Shugs. piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 19:10

Beaten by Norwich, thrashed at home by Schalke, scraped win v 10-man QPR, conceded 5 goals v Reading, Utd away on Saturday. Do the maths. piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 31, 2012 18:06

@piersmorgan shut up moaning . You have no clue about the running of club. Be thankful you have Wenger lord_sugar replied on Oct 31, 2012 18:08

@Lord_Sugar I saw you run Spurs into the ground. Pipe down, old man. piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 18:09

When fans chant 'We want our Arsenal back', it's time for a new manager. Wenger's been brilliant, but he's lost his competitive edge. piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 31, 2012 02:12

@piersmorgan RT Wenger's been brilliant but he has lost.......You were saying Piersy lord_sugar replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:29

@Lord_Sugar pipe down, Shuggsy. We've heard enough from you today. #GoonerMiracle piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:31

@piersmorgan ringer!!! apologise to Wenger and Ivan the terrible .no more than 80 mins ago you were giving them stick. lord_sugar replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:33

@Lord_Sugar apologise for what? I still want them replaced. piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:35

BOOOOOOOOOOM! 4-4. Now, I'll talk, @Lord_Sugar . piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 31, 2012 03:10

@piersmorgan prediction ? lord_sugar replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:16

That you need to do something for that premature celebra-jaculation RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan prediction ? piersmorgan replied on Oct 31, 2012 03:18

Electronic giant @samsunguk now advertising on Amscreen promoting their camera's t.co/xW1vygQ3 via @Amscreen_Simon #WeAreDavidBailey lord_sugar tweeted on Oct 29, 2012 20:38

@Lord_Sugar Actually, NY needs a growling, hideously ugly, extremely hairy King Kong like beast to beat it away - can you get here by 8pm? piersmorgan replied on Oct 29, 2012 21:48

New York, New Jersey shutting down for Sandy. Eerie feeling, but kids getting ready to celebrate no school. rupertmurdoch tweeted on Oct 28, 2012 23:38

@rupertmurdoch Rupert did you see this t.co/TS2a38mg lord_sugar replied on Oct 29, 2012 00:00

@Lord_Sugar @rupertmurdoch He replied yesterday, Shugs. Do try and keep up. piersmorgan replied on Oct 29, 2012 00:02

"We sold Van Persie for football reasons" - #IvanTheTerrible piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 28, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan you did sell RVP for football reasons. He is playing great FOOTBALL at ManU. That's the reason Sir Alex bought him lord_sugar replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:12

@Lord_Sugar Selling Van Persie to United was the worst decision in Arsenal transfer history. Weakened us, strengthened them. Idiocy. piersmorgan replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:14

@piersmorgan RT selling RVP was worse thing Arsenal have ever done .......NO worse thing they ever did was let you in the Emirates as a fan lord_sugar replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:25

@Lord_Sugar .....says Mr Fickle! You're not only a terrible fan, you were the worst ever (statistically) Spurs chairman too. Congrats. piersmorgan replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:27

@piersmorgan at least I was a chairman of a club, your position is the chief moaner at Arsenal lord_sugar replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:30

@Lord_Sugar there's a lot to moan about. Arsenal have lost their competitive edge and I'm not accepting it. piersmorgan replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:35

@piersmorgan RT there is a lot to moan about, I am not accepting it.......poor didums lord_sugar replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:37

It's 'diddums' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan RT there is a lot to moan about, I am not accepting it.......poor didums piersmorgan replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:37

@piersmorgan it's didums according to the spell checker on apple iPad so are thy wrong also lord_sugar replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:41

It's 'they' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan it's didums according to the spell checker on apple iPad so are thy wrong also piersmorgan replied on Oct 28, 2012 22:42

REMINDER: Tonight's #LifeStories with Burt Reynolds is my personal favourite of all 52 shows I've done. ITV1, 9pm. #TrueLegend piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 26, 2012 23:43

@piersmorgan the good news for you is that Burt has had more cosmetic surgery than you lord_sugar replied on Oct 27, 2012 01:48

Yet not quite as much as you. RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan the good news for you is that Burt has had more cosmetic surgery than you piersmorgan replied on Oct 27, 2012 01:48

I don't know who the hell 'Maribor' are, but the fact they're beating Spurs is deeply pleasing. @Lord_Sugar #ChokingCockerels piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 25, 2012 23:40

@piersmorgan please sell us Mr Wenger lord_sugar replied on Oct 25, 2012 23:42

You should have kept Harry - madness to let him go RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan please sell us Mr Wenger piersmorgan replied on Oct 25, 2012 23:45

Big live show tonight as the U.S. Election goes down to the wire. Tune into #CNN at 9pmET for all the post-debate debate. @PiersTonight piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 24, 2012 02:16

@piersmorgan I didn't catch your reply to this Piersy . A good liar must have a good memory t.co/cB11Y8Eq lord_sugar replied on Oct 24, 2012 04:11

@Lord_Sugar I forgot, Shuggsy - a bit like you forget your colostomy bag some mornings. piersmorgan replied on Oct 24, 2012 04:15

Tweet @rioferdy5 your support. What he did today was principled and brave - unlike his cowardly, FA-toadying manager. #RioWasRight piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 21, 2012 01:12

@piersmorgan piersy did Arsenal lose today also to norwich? Leaves us above them still lord_sugar replied on Oct 21, 2012 01:14

In simple terms we know why Roman sacked AVB lord_sugar tweeted on Oct 20, 2012 19:08

Turning on your manager again, dear oh dear > RT @Lord_Sugar In simple terms we know why Roman sacked AVB piersmorgan replied on Oct 20, 2012 19:17

Oops. @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 20, 2012 17:33

@piersmorgan Oops we have equalised Piersy lord_sugar replied on Oct 20, 2012 18:23

You're awesome too RT @Yvette___: @piersmorgan watching you !!! you look awesome as always xx piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 18, 2012 06:39

@piersmorgan @yvette___ RT you look awesome......... Has this lady got a problem with her eyes . she need Specsavers lord_sugar replied on Oct 18, 2012 12:05

Wow RT @alexweprin: Man, this Lance Armstrong Nike commercial from 2005 looks pretty silly now: t.co/nCVJWLWu stevekrak tweeted on Oct 17, 2012 21:25

Unbelievable > RT @SteveKrak RT @alexweprin: Man, this Lance Armstrong Nike 2005 commercial looks pretty silly now: t.co/7uaWdA38 piersmorgan replied on Oct 17, 2012 21:29

@piersmorgan RT Unbelievable Nike adverts.........Pot Kettle Piersy look at this t.co/thlopden lord_sugar replied on Oct 17, 2012 21:41

BREAKING NEWS: Nike has terminated its contract with Lance Armstrong, and he's quit as chairman of the Livestrong foundation. #LIVEWRONG piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 17, 2012 18:04

@piersmorgan RT Lance Armstrong quite s Nike and foundation.....Piersy you must get him on your CNN show and call it "two dopes talking" lord_sugar replied on Oct 17, 2012 18:15

If you're not watching this extraordinary #livejump then you should be... t.co/WVPnb85m piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 14, 2012 22:28

@piersmorgan did they use you to blow up the balloon . #pietsyhotair lord_sugar replied on Oct 14, 2012 22:40

So @usainbolt brought his spikes and medals - and I've brought my #GoonerPower mug... Game. On. t.co/WayQb8aL piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 13, 2012 01:21

@piersmorgan are you going to interview Lance Armstrong on your CNN show . One could say it would be one Dope talking to another lord_sugar replied on Oct 13, 2012 01:24

Colgate RT @thatbondyguy: @piersmorgan What toothpaste do you use? #JustCurious piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 10, 2012 04:12

@piersmorgan @thatbondyguy his top row of teeth are false so does not matter what he uses to clean them. lord_sugar replied on Oct 10, 2012 04:32

BREAKING NEWS: Romney takes the lead... t.co/llQOAAjM piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 09, 2012 01:32

@piersmorgan Lord Sugar collects Outstanding Contribution to Technology Award at #t3awards t.co/d2JzjGcQ for best tweets to Piersy lord_sugar replied on Oct 09, 2012 04:05

Where the hell is Giroud when all these crosses fly in? He needs to get in their bloody box and stay there. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 06, 2012 22:35

@piersmorgan expert on football, golf , tennis, cricket you remind of that famous consulting firm Uknowfhall lord_sugar replied on Oct 06, 2012 22:38

What a phenomenal goal!!!!!! COYI jkcorden tweeted on Oct 06, 2012 22:22

Sssssshhhhh RT @JKCorden What a phenomenal goal!!!!!! COYI piersmorgan replied on Oct 06, 2012 22:24

@piersmorgan oy Motor mouth, ratchet jaws why are you so quiet.? Your team are being 'hammered' . Excuse the pun lord_sugar replied on Oct 06, 2012 22:31

UPDATE: Now got 2 of our Ryder Cup heroes coming on the show tonight - @IanJamesPoulter + @JustinRose99 (poss more to come) CNN 9pm/ET piersmorgan tweeted on Oct 01, 2012 16:59

@piersmorgan RT: UPDATE:got 2 of our Ryder Cup heroes coming on show .......WILL YOU HAVE YOU BROWN NOSE 7 IRON lord_sugar replied on Oct 01, 2012 17:41

You OK, lads @WayneRooney @rioferdy5 @Persie_Official ? Here if you need me. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 30, 2012 00:06

@piersmorgan @waynerooney @rioferdy5 @persie_official What u banging on about Piersy u lost at home .and u made a spelling mistake also lord_sugar replied on Sep 30, 2012 00:58

Great thing about Spurs is that they always, ALWAYS choke. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 29, 2012 23:09

@piersmorgan you were saying its 3-1 now sunshine lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 23:10

It's 'Winstone' and 'score' RT @Lord_Sugar Ray Winston advert offering 15/2 for Man U to win and 4-1 RVP to sore next . Both a good bet piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 29, 2012 22:58

@piersmorgan hah hah hah the spelling nazi Piersy corrected my spelling with another spelling mistake . It's Winston when it's Winstone lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 23:01

@piersmorgan Piersy you have to be quicker deleting cock ups. Hah hah you made my day . Correcting spelling mistakes itch another mistake lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 23:03

Ray Winston advert offering 15/2 for Man U to win and 4-1 RVP to sore next . Both a good bet lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 29, 2012 22:51

Unbelievable that Spurs are beating United 2-0 and @Lord_Sugar wants everyone to bet on United. Most fickle, defeatist football fan EVER. piersmorgan replied on Sep 29, 2012 22:54

@piersmorgan not fickle, realistic lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 22:58

Oh dear, Sir Alex.....Batman just scored. #ChristianBale piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 29, 2012 22:34

@piersmorgan don't write off Sir Alex,50 hair dryers in dressing room.I would like celebrate our 2 nil lead. There are times to stay schtum lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 22:38

Van Pursestrings would have scored that Giroud chance. But we sold him to United, which makes perfect sense. Thanks again #IvanTheTerrible piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 29, 2012 19:06

@piersmorgan would like to wind you up. Arsenal losing but if it's any consolation we will be mullered at Man U and RVP will score. lord_sugar replied on Sep 29, 2012 20:12

More good news: #LifeStories also shortlisted for National TV Award in Entertainment Programme category. Vote here: t.co/gyjzYmTv piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 28, 2012 19:38

@piersmorgan RT good news awards......here is the only award you should win "The brown Nose" award t.co/1kGvdtR6 lord_sugar replied on Sep 28, 2012 19:54

@piersmorgan you have a good chance of winning as its a ITV sponsored award ceremony. Apprentice been nominated every year for past 8 years lord_sugar replied on Sep 28, 2012 19:59

Not quite sure why Terry gets just a 4-match ban for worse racist abuse than Suarez, who got an 8-match ban? t.co/zm5dremP piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 27, 2012 19:51

@piersmorgan what would you bet that Terry will play for England again,despite his resignation lord_sugar replied on Sep 27, 2012 19:59

@Lord_Sugar Hodgson should pick @rioferdy5 again and apologise for dropping him for the Euros, because he couldn't play him with a racist. piersmorgan replied on Sep 27, 2012 20:04

@piersmorgan RT Hodgson should pick @rioferdy5 BREAKING I agree with Piersy ! lord_sugar replied on Sep 27, 2012 23:22

BREAKING NEWS: John Terry found GUILTY by the F.A. of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand. Justice finally done. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 27, 2012 19:34

@piersmorgan RT John Terry ......you've been abusing me for years on twitter.How much should you be fined, how long should you be banned lord_sugar replied on Sep 27, 2012 19:40

@piersmorgan I see Cameron was interviewed by a proper chat show host in USA .The legend David Letterman , you must have got the hump. lord_sugar replied on Sep 27, 2012 19:46

@Lord_Sugar I don't abuse you, I educate you. piersmorgan replied on Sep 27, 2012 19:47

@piersmorgan RT I don't abuse you I educate you.... Oh thanks teacher, but I won't be running of to Calais with you if you don't mind lord_sugar replied on Sep 27, 2012 19:49

The FA didn't make John Terry's position 'untenable' - his foul-mouthed, racist abuse of a fellow professional did. End. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 24, 2012 16:01

@piersmorgan RT: FA didn't John Terry's 'untenable' - his foul-mouthed.... What would JT would call Piersy. Suggestions tweeps #JTPIERSY lord_sugar replied on Sep 24, 2012 16:37

Most improved player this season - Jenkinson. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 23, 2012 22:53

@piersmorgan you only managed a draw today, spurs won in case you didn't know.You deserved to win we didn't which makes it so much sweeter lord_sugar replied on Sep 24, 2012 00:13

Apologies for not tweeting about Arsenal - I've been interviewing President Ahmadinejad from Iran. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 23, 2012 21:12

@piersmorgan Arsenal fans must be happy you haven't had the time to tweet. Refreshing treat lord_sugar replied on Sep 23, 2012 21:34

General verdict on your Dr Who appearance @Lord_Sugar is that you had the charisma of a Dalek and acting skills of a Tardis. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 23, 2012 02:50

@piersmorgan Me thinks you have the hump that you were not asked to do a cameo role in Dr Who. More to the point , will never be asked lord_sugar replied on Sep 23, 2012 04:31

Anyone found Kelsey Grammer yet? piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 20, 2012 17:11

@piersmorgan you must feel a real dick head,with a guest not turning up to your 2 bob show . The man made a sensible decision. lord_sugar replied on Sep 20, 2012 18:55

One of the most moving, inspiring, tear-jerking things you'll ever view: t.co/07fXbrDA piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 22:01

@piersmorgan RT One of the most moving, tear-jerking things you'll ever view:.......... t.co/bhAaAjui lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 22:32

Not convinced by Giroud. At all. Got 'The new Chamakh' written all over him. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 01:48

@piersmorgan 3-1 yet Piersy . lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 01:50

RT @piersmorgan: BOOM! 2-1. Gervinho has a talent almost as big as his forehead. < But not quite as big as your head. garylineker tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 00:36

Or your ears RT @GaryLineker RT @piersmorgan: BOOM! 2-1. Gervinho has a talent almost as big as his forehead. < But not as big as your head. piersmorgan replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:37

@piersmorgan is it 3-1 yet lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:42

Won't be long, relax RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan is it 3-1 yet piersmorgan replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:44

@piersmorgan you only win 6 right? lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:54

@piersmorgan is Jessie Ventura a Arsenal fan lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 01:13

@piersmorgan whats this Piersy t.co/RJMr5e5q lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 01:42

If Podolski keeps this up, then Van Pursestrings is going to very quickly seem a distant, bitter, greedy, mercenary memory. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 00:43

@piersmorgan RT Van Pursestrings going to look, bitter,greedy mercenary ........you like him then? how time changes people lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:52

If that was a penalty then I'm a one-legged giraffe. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 19, 2012 00:25

@piersmorgan is Arsenal 1 down Piersy ? I am so sorry to hear it , but watching Real Madrid game so keep me informed . lord_sugar replied on Sep 19, 2012 00:30

Weather in NYC is starting to get a little crazy... hodakotb tweeted on Sep 18, 2012 21:53

'starting' ????????? RT @hodakotb Weather in NYC is starting to get a little crazy... piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:55

@piersmorgan what will happen if you get fired again by CNN worse moment in my life t.co/bhAaAjui lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 22:03

It's 'where' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan were is the reply to fantastic Friday viewing figures . piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 18, 2012 21:36

@piersmorgan yes where that is the question where is the answer lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:38

@Lord_Sugar you originally said Friday's rating was a 'joke number', now you say it was 'fantastic' - seriously, Shuggsy, go and lie down. piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:40

@piersmorgan Fantastically low that is .Where is the answer stop avoiding the issue lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:49

This could ruin my reputation: t.co/k1vRszK6 @RealDeniseWelch piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 18, 2012 19:22

@piersmorgan RT This could ruin my reputation.............but your CNN ratings will, Mon 10/9 0.85m joke figures lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 20:51

@Lord_Sugar I was off that week, doing #LifeStories in the UK. So I guess the joke's on you, dimbo. piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 20:54

@piersmorgan RT I was off that week ......Point I was making while you were away you got 0.8m viewers and when you are there you get 0.5m lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:03

@piersmorgan RT I was off that week .... what about these weeks Fri 10/8 0.41m Fri 6/7 0.45m Fri 15/6 0.49m.. cant wait for the reply. lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:21

@Lord_Sugar Are your U.S. ratings still hovering around the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 viewers mark? piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:23

@piersmorgan When you say you were off that week . You are actually off all the time. Off your rocker lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:31

@piersmorgan You are wrong my viewing figures in the USA are higher than yours and that's just on the CCTV cameras in Miami airport . lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:33

@Lord_Sugar Are you drinking? Or did you confuse your medication doses again? #madramblings piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:32

@piersmorgan where is the reply to fantastic Friday CNN viewing figures . Not sure who will be sacked first you , AVB or Rodgers lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:37

This could ruin my reputation: t.co/k1vRszK6 @RealDeniseWelch piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 18, 2012 19:22

@piersmorgan RT This could ruin my reputation.............but your CNN ratings will, Mon 10/9 0.85m joke figures lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 20:51

@Lord_Sugar I was off that week, doing #LifeStories in the UK. So I guess the joke's on you, dimbo. piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 20:54

@piersmorgan RT I was off that week ......Point I was making while you were away you got 0.8m viewers and when you are there you get 0.5m lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:03

@Lord_Sugar You're lying, Shuggsy. Now come on, admit I've stuffed you yet again and go have your morning enema. piersmorgan replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:05

@piersmorgan Morning????its 4.45pm wake up Piersy lord_sugar replied on Sep 18, 2012 21:17

Agreed! RT @officialroycey: @piersmorgan @onebiggins Piers, Christopher would be an amazing life story! piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 21:43

@piersmorgan we don't need a vulgar 6 win where 2 were own goals. 3 nil so far will do us lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:04

@piersmorgan well we got 3 point piersy and we scored all our goals. AVB survives and RVP so happy at Man U lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:24

@Lord_Sugar so just to clarify...RVP's job is safe? piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:06

@piersmorgan RVP job safe at Man U after brilliant coup of getting him from Arsenal. Means nothing to me but delighted as it annoys you lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:14

@Lord_Sugar do you speak to AVB in Dutch? piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:26

@piersmorgan RVP speaks perfect English and says he is happy at Man U.AVB thinks he speaks English but no one understand what he's saying. lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 22:41

@piersmorgan I hear David Walliams didn't fall for your brown nosing.How do you feel being rejected and described between a fart and a rat lord_sugar replied on Sep 17, 2012 01:04

I think under the ambiguous circumstances @Lord_Sugar we should split the bet - 2.5k each to GOSH. Only fair conclusion to this dispute. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 01:06

@piersmorgan it's not bloody fair you lost . Admit you lost and pay up £5k and I will send £5k donation . lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:11

@piersmorgan community shield declared by the FA as a charity match? Not in the season. Wikipedia states season began 18/8/12. lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 00:45

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Community shield is slightly ambiguous, but only if you play in it. As AFC did not then PL is start to their season garylineker replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:53

@GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar but the bet didn't stipulate ARSENAL'S season. it said 'the season'. So looks like I win, right Jugs? piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:02

@piersmorgan @garylineker do you admit that no more than 90 mins ago you denied a bet existed. Hard to deny that ,shows you tell porkies lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:07

Relax everyone, GOSH will get another 5k - only dispute is over who pays it. Majority opinion on Twitter currently says @Lord_Sugar should. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 01:00

@piersmorgan you deluded twit . Every tweet shows I am right . Football exerts agree with me . lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 01:04

@piersmorgan community shield declared by the FA as a charity match? Not in the season. Wikipedia states season began 18/8/12. lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 00:45

@Lord_Sugar clearly massive confusion here, Shugs. I never said Prem League season, as well you know. piersmorgan replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:50

@piersmorgan you worm,what season would RVP be playing in? You have shown your true colours ,how do you sleep at night #thosepoorgoshkids lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:56

The Proof - the original bet said start of the season, not Premier League. Now pay up @Lord_Sugar you tight git: t.co/wTLDgnwu piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 00:07

@piersmorgan start season can be championship in your interpretation.You wriggling worm. Where are your morals your children are following . lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:14

@Lord_Sugar start of the football season was the Charity Shield match on Aug 12, Shuggsy. RVP signed for United a week later. Pay up. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 16, 2012 00:01

@piersmorgan rubbish,start of season is first PL game. An hour a go you were in denial a bet existed now you are wriggling like a worm. lord_sugar replied on Sep 16, 2012 00:06

Sorry, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar - but you've been hoisted by your own pedantic petard my old son. You lost. Now pay up. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 23:37

@piersmorgan what are you banging on about . How could I have lost . RVP is at Man U . Don't renege again, be honourable lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:45

Whoooaaa, wait a minute @Lord_Sugar - people pointing out bet was if RVP would be Arsenal player at START of season..he still was! You lose! piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 23:27

@piersmorgan what ? he joined man u! Come on Piersy don't nit pick what will people think lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:32

OK, this looks like proof I did make RVP bet with @Lord_Sugar so £5k more to @GreatOrmondSt and apologies for delay: t.co/wTLDgnwu piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 23:22

@piersmorgan @greatormondst good boy Piersy , sorry to have brought it up . lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:26

You OK, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ? Hear you think Van Pursestrings is Spurs manager (he's certainly dumb enough..) Time for your medication? piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 21:40

@piersmorgan I have corrected it over 2000 sado tw.. like you got in first correcting my error lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 21:44

@piersmorgan hear you got lucky, 2 OG. We have to get rid of our manager, hire a new one and we will still finish higher than Arsenal lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 21:49

@Lord_Sugar easy mistake to make, don't worry.... (If you're a senile old goat). #RVPAVB piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan biggest mistake was you saying RVP was not leaving Arsenal . You even reneged on the bet and deprived the poor kids at GOSH lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:01

@Lord_Sugar I didn't renege on any bet. Stop deflecting attention from your horrific clanger. #RVPAVB piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:02

@piersmorgan you did renege, you bet me RVP would stay at Arsenal . Poor kids at GOSH so sad for them you bottler. lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:05

@Lord_Sugar you're being tasteless and undignified now, Shugs. Calm down, and just admit it was the greatest clanger ever. No biggie. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:10

@piersmorgan I am being tasteless? Pot - kettle, just admit you lost the bet. Will you pay GOSH or not . lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:14

@Lord_Sugar I have no recollection of the bet you're talking about - show me the proof please, or stick a cork in it. I always pay my bets. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:21

@piersmorgan I don't know how to trail back on tweets over 4-5 months ago. I will ask my boffins on Monday. Don't argue with my memory lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:47

@piersmorgan when you say you have no recollection, are you doing a Wenger " I didn't see it " has he taught you to be a ringer. lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:54

@Lord_Sugar Your memory? Hahahaha. You can't even remember who your own manager is! piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:57

@piersmorgan oh dear Piersy since I asked my followers if they remember the bet ? They do, 100's so far cough up sunshine £5k to gosh lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:08

@Lord_Sugar yes yes, but let's SEE the proof, you daft old prune. I've paid every bet I've lost. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:15

@piersmorgan what more proof do you need 100's if not 1000' s ( by the close of play tonight ) remember the RVP leaving £5k bet . lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 23:20

You OK, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ? Hear you think Van Pursestrings is Spurs manager (he's certainly dumb enough..) Time for your medication? piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 21:40

@piersmorgan hear you got lucky, 2 OG. We have to get rid of our manager, hire a new one and we will still finish higher than Arsenal lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 21:49

@Lord_Sugar easy mistake to make, don't worry.... (If you're a senile old goat). #RVPAVB piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan biggest mistake was you saying RVP was not leaving Arsenal . You even reneged on the bet and deprived the poor kids at GOSH lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:01

@Lord_Sugar I didn't renege on any bet. Stop deflecting attention from your horrific clanger. #RVPAVB piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:02

@piersmorgan you did renege, you bet me RVP would stay at Arsenal . Poor kids at GOSH so sad for them you bottler. lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:05

@Lord_Sugar you're being tasteless and undignified now, Shugs. Calm down, and just admit it was the greatest clanger ever. No biggie. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:10

@piersmorgan I am being tasteless? Pot - kettle, just admit you lost the bet. Will you pay GOSH or not . lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:14

@Lord_Sugar I have no recollection of the bet you're talking about - show me the proof please, or stick a cork in it. I always pay my bets. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:21

@piersmorgan when you say you have no recollection, are you doing a Wenger " I didn't see it " has he taught you to be a ringer. lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:54

@Lord_Sugar Just show me the proof. NOBODY remembers this bet, everyone thinks you've invented it to distract from RVP-AVB-gate. piersmorgan replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:56

@piersmorgan Sorry, Nobody ! who says so ? Thanks for the idea. Who on twitter remembers this bet? please let me know lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:59

Can someone tweet me @Lord_Sugar 's RVP-AVB clanger tweet? He's deleted it but I want to retweet it to my 2.6m followers just to annoy him. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 21:59

@piersmorgan it's very simple dick head just look at my tweet with AVB in it and imagine it was RVP. Might be too much for your pea brain. lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 22:03

Chant after Podolski's brilliant freekick: 'He scores when he wants.' #VanPursestringsWho piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 15, 2012 20:31

@piersmorgan sounds a bit lucky for you to 4 up what with own goals . lord_sugar replied on Sep 15, 2012 20:57

When he has the guts RT @Darkhairedguy: @piersmorgan when is @Lord_Sugar going to appear on #LifeStories ? Ali V Frazier for 21st century. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 14, 2012 22:20

@piersmorgan ITV can't afford me , they only hire Z list celebs for your 2 bob show lord_sugar replied on Sep 14, 2012 23:14

So the ONLY guaranteed way for royals not to be photographed naked is by not stripping off in places they could possibly be photographed. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 14, 2012 18:15

@piersmorgan RT ONLY way for royals not to be photographed not stripping off in places they could be photographed......No sh.. Sherlock lord_sugar replied on Sep 14, 2012 18:25

@piersmorgan One thing is for sure, no one would want to photograph you naked. Horror picture ! lord_sugar replied on Sep 14, 2012 18:27

Hi Lynn & I.. RT @TracyPeacock: @piersmorgan Hi we're sitting outside studios waiting to come in, can't wait, say hi to Lynn & I ;-) piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 13, 2012 20:20

@piersmorgan Have you ever been asked for a cameo role in Dr Who. Stupid questions only the famous are asked ! t.co/QRnrkpiB lord_sugar replied on Sep 13, 2012 20:25

Dreading this! Me and my wife on Mr and Mrs in 5 mins on ITV. Won't spoil it for those of you watching by letting you know the result! themichaelowen tweeted on Sep 13, 2012 00:26

Did they make you sit in the audience? RT @themichaelowen Dreading this! Me and my wife on Mr and Mrs in 5 mins on ITV. piersmorgan replied on Sep 13, 2012 00:30

@piersmorgan I think we should both go on Mr+ Mrs TV show lord_sugar replied on Sep 13, 2012 01:14

Fred Perry was last Brit to win USA Open in 1936 lord_sugar tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 04:28

Was your seat good? RT @Lord_Sugar Fred Perry was last Brit to win USA Open in 1936 piersmorgan replied on Sep 11, 2012 04:29

@piersmorgan there were no seats in those days lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 04:38

TENNIS BREAK UPDATE: follower gap between @Lord_Sugar and I has volleyed up to new record of 380k. #NewBallsForShugsPlease piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 03:43

@piersmorgan RT Follower gap increasing ..... nose getting browner . lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:44

To idiots still mocking Murray for being 'Scottish, not British', I remind you HE sang GSTQ at Olympics - where many English winners didn't. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 03:30

@piersmorgan your nose is getting browner every game Murray is winning lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:34

McBOOM! Brilliant by #Murray - now go win it for Britain. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 03:08

@piersmorgan RT McBOOM! brilliant......Are you preparing to brown nose in case Andy wins.Like you do with all others. lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:25

Sport of the highest quality. Andy takes the first set. Murrayvellous!! garylineker tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 03:10

Worst pun ever, congrats Jugs RT @GaryLineker Sport of the highest quality. Andy takes the first set. Murrayvellous!! piersmorgan replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:13

@piersmorgan @garylineker Look what the cat has dragged in , Piersy jumping on the band wagon now an expert on tennis lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 03:14

Just finished a quite fantastic 3hr #LifeStories interview with Sir Roger Moore. A true showbiz legend. Tune in on Friday night, ITV1, 9pm. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 11, 2012 02:33

@piersmorgan RT just finishes a 3 hour interview with Sir Roger Moore ......did the poor sod get a word in lord_sugar replied on Sep 11, 2012 02:38

David Walliams: 'Piers Morgan? He comes between farts and rats' - t.co/mbY6ofiB davidwalliams tweeted on Sep 10, 2012 15:57

And yet he has 1.8m more followers than you, Dave RT @davidwalliams 'Piers Morgan? He comes between farts and rats' - t.co/MqxNKXEz … piersmorgan replied on Sep 10, 2012 16:09

@piersmorgan @davidwalliams WHY ARE YOU BRAGGING AGAIN ABOUT FOLLOWERS IT SHOWS HOW INSECURE YOU ARE. Majority of your followers are mine lord_sugar replied on Sep 10, 2012 17:35

Watching one of my fave films Jerry Maguire. It is SO brilliant that you actually root for an agent. #TomIsGenius roblowe tweeted on Sep 06, 2012 11:37

It happens, right @Ferretmorgue ? RT @RobLowe Watching one of my fave films Jerry Maguire. It's SO brilliant you actually root for an agent. piersmorgan replied on Sep 06, 2012 11:52

@piersmorgan where are you Piersy in L.A. You are up late.Tune in to the @CHRISDJMOYLES show, see how a good interview should be conducted lord_sugar replied on Sep 06, 2012 11:55

.@PiersMorgan, @AndersonCooper, restrain yourselves. I'll be taking it all off this Monday for the Season 3 Premiere of @TheTalk_CBS! mrssosbourne tweeted on Sep 05, 2012 23:23

Whaaaattt?? RT @MrsSOsbourne @PiersMorgan, @AndersonCooper, restrain yourselves. I'll be taking it all off this Monday for @TheTalk_CBS! piersmorgan replied on Sep 05, 2012 23:29

@piersmorgan don't forget to tune into Dallas tonight on Ch5 at 9pm . You will see a character just like you in the form of JR. lord_sugar replied on Sep 06, 2012 00:18

No surprise seeing you defend Arsenal's board @Lord_Sugar - they're nearly as useless as you were running Tottenham. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 04, 2012 23:19

@piersmorgan you are a irresponsible supporter,Arsenal run a financially sound ship. Do you want to go like Leeds or Portsmouth or G.Rangers lord_sugar replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:48

@Lord_Sugar No, I'd like to win things. Period. As a Spurs fan, I'm aware this will be an alien concept to you. piersmorgan replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:49

@piersmorgan RT I like to win things..... I think you will find Spurs were last to win a cup not Arsenal. Catch up sunshine lord_sugar replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:10

@Lord_Sugar Was that the 'Biggest Collapse In Premier League History' award? #MindTheGap #ChokingCockerels piersmorgan replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:12

@piersmorgan we won a cup in 2008 when did Arsenal last win a cup? And please answer re upping the £20k bet, or don't you have the bottle ? lord_sugar replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:15

@Lord_Sugar Last time Spurs won the League, Nelson Mandela hadn't even been arrested, let alone gone to prison. #LongWalkToOblivion piersmorgan replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:19

@piersmorgan RT last time Spurs......you keep avoiding the question. Who won a cup last and have you got the balls to up the £20k bet lord_sugar replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:27

@Lord_Sugar We did, the Emirates Cup. And no, happy with the 20k bet for now. Especially as it's already obvious who's going to win it. piersmorgan replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:31

@piersmorgan you have no bottle Piersy if you're so sure Arsenal will finish higher than Spurs then you have nothing to lose. Or pay 5k now. lord_sugar replied on Sep 05, 2012 00:48

@Lord_Sugar #MindTheGap t.co/eECB0N6x piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 04, 2012 23:17

@piersmorgan great hat trick by RVP,you must agree. Arsenal board can take credit for bringing him to England .Thanks for the entertainment lord_sugar replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:30

@piersmorgan mind the gap. .....do you want to up the £20k bet big shot . You were silent the last time I asked .You got the balls ???? lord_sugar replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:32

This #Arsenal board thought it was 'good business' to sell our best player to United. Be better 'business' to get rid of the board. #clowns piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 04, 2012 22:50

@piersmorgan Arsenal board think you are a plonker. They take no notice of you. Last year you wanted Wenger out.You talk a load of rubbish lord_sugar replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:07

@piersmorgan RVP was very good business. For Man U !!!!! lord_sugar replied on Sep 04, 2012 23:08

thoroughly enjoy @piersmorgan too...even though he's arsenal through and through. real football man. As a united fan, that was incredible damianmcginty tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 23:15

Torture! RT @damianmcginty thoroughly enjoy @piersmorgan too..even though he's arsenal..real football man. As a Utd fan, that was incredible piersmorgan replied on Sep 02, 2012 23:17

@piersmorgan Don't wish to rub it in but did you see RVP kiss the Man U shirt when he got the 3rd goal must make your blood boil. lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 23:56

Selling our best player to United has to be the single worst decision in Arsenal history. #IvanTheTerrible piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:38

@piersmorgan RT our best player to United...... best decision for Spurs and Sir Alex lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:51

#MindTheGap @Lord_Sugar t.co/eECB0N6x piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:46

@piersmorgan want to increase the bet from £20k big shot ? Put your money where your mouth is ! lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:50

I want to die. piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:21

@piersmorgan what a player RVP, sad loss for Arsenal. Eat your heart out Piersy lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:26

@piersmorgan RT I want to die......please don't die, who else can I keep giving stick to. I will have withdrawal symptoms lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:38

Again, great bit of 'business', Gazidis. #IvanTheTerrible piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:26

@piersmorgan RT ivanthe terrible...don't go to Moscow I hear the word is out.The brief is look for a tubby triple chin fellow with dyed hair lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:34

Sir Alex: 'What present did you get me for my 1000th match, Robin?' Van Pursestrings: 'The worst penalty in United history, Boss.' piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 22:13

@piersmorgan RT Sir Alex.What a present for 1000 match....... foot in your mouth now over the RVP penalty miss. You do lead with your chins lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 22:31

215 minutes without a goal this season. #IvanTheTerrible #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 18:27

@piersmorgan there is your first goal piers lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 18:31

Plus ca change, Shuggsy RT @Lord_Sugar: @piersmorgan You are on a no lose today even if Arsenal lose you will still be above Spurs. So relax piersmorgan tweeted on Sep 02, 2012 18:03

@piersmorgan are you drunk again Piersy what is 'Plus ca change' ? or have you made a grammatical error or a spelling mistake . lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 18:14

@Lord_Sugar it's French for ''the more it changes, the more it stays the same'. Like your brain. #Imbecile piersmorgan replied on Sep 02, 2012 18:20

@piersmorgan Sorry we never used that expression in Hackney. I will use it in future when referring to your dwindling CNN ratings lord_sugar replied on Sep 02, 2012 18:28

AVB is one of the worst managers in the Prem, if not the worst. What were Spurs thinking hiring him? spencermorgan93 tweeted on Sep 01, 2012 21:24

Sssshh, or they'll fire him RT @spencermorgan93 AVB is one of the worst managers in the Prem. What were Spurs thinking hiring him? piersmorgan replied on Sep 01, 2012 21:33

@spencermorgan93 Better off with @piersmorgan as manager at Spurs,current manager seems to know less and than him.That's how bad it is lord_sugar replied on Sep 01, 2012 21:42

If #Arsenal don't sign several world class players today then the fans will have been conned and cheated once again. #IvanTheTerrible piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 31, 2012 17:53

@piersmorgan you best take care Piersy Ivan the Russian might have a few mates who may sort you out lord_sugar replied on Aug 31, 2012 18:05

@piersmorgan Did you hear that Piersy. Apprentice wins yet another TV award. lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 31, 2012 01:55

For what - losing ratings? RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Did you hear that Piersy. Apprentice wins yet another TV award. piersmorgan replied on Aug 31, 2012 01:57

@piersmorgan RT what's that for losing ratings......PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES lord_sugar replied on Aug 31, 2012 02:13

@piersmorgan Wenger can still maintain Arsenal record of not losing a game. 38 nil nils could leave you safe from relegation lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 26, 2012 20:26

@Lord_Sugar t.co/eECB0N6x #MindTheGap piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:38

@piersmorgan New Arsenal song . nil nil we only get nil nil we only get nil nil we only want nil nil lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:47

@Lord_Sugar Shugs, I'm bemused, you do realise we're ahead of you in the table, right? Or has the senility led to partial blindness? piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:49

@piersmorgan we've scored 2 goals we have fire power strikers.The only strikers u have is Bob Crow and Arthur Scargill grand child as fans lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:55

Wenger needs to make a marquee signing. We need a Bergkamp-style transfer to say we're still competing for titles, not surrendering. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 26, 2012 20:01

@piersmorgan Tony Cotte,Stan Collymore, Emil Heskey, Sheringham all available. Lend the club half your CNN pay for tranfer fee lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:13

We've had worse days at Stoke. Defence strong (thanks Stevie Bould) but need to spend RVP-Song warchest on top striker. No excuses, Arsene. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 26, 2012 19:52

@piersmorgan 0-0 real high performers Piersy.If you pay £10k now I will let you off the full bet for season end. Micheal Owen is available. lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 20:07

MOTD running order; ManU/Ful AV/Eve Swa/WHU Che/New Tot/WBA Sou/Wig Nor/QPR All good stuff. BBC1 10.30 garylineker tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 23:57

@GaryLineker can you edit it on the Spurs v WBA game not to show the 90 min goal.bloody joke we fall for it every time . lord_sugar replied on Aug 25, 2012 23:59

@Lord_Sugar Could see it coming. Spurs just trying to hang on at the end. garylineker replied on Aug 26, 2012 00:03

@GaryLineker with 12 mins to go Spurs being 1 up means we either draw or lose. Joke lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 00:10

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker come on Shuggsy, pull yourself together..not like we've got a 20k bet on it or anything.. piersmorgan replied on Aug 26, 2012 00:13

@piersmorgan @garylineker let's see if you can stoke it up tomorrow . I will let you off now for £10k no shame in giving in earlier lord_sugar replied on Aug 26, 2012 01:11

Oops. Someone's not a happy little Shrek.. t.co/T25hfAJM #Benchwarmer @WayneRooney piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 20:39

@piersmorgan brilliant manager SirA teaching Rooney lesson for losing to Everton, don't need him now he has RVP lord_sugar replied on Aug 25, 2012 20:57

Anyone who thinks Lance Armstrong would quit his doping defence if he wasn't guilty is living in cloud cuckoo land. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 25, 2012 01:28

@piersmorgan catch up Piersy I said this 10 hours ago....ace CNN reporter 1st with the news! lord_sugar replied on Aug 25, 2012 02:32

My very warmest wishes to @Sheyiadebayor on his retirement from Champions League football. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 21, 2012 22:48

@piersmorgan at least we have signed someone lord_sugar replied on Aug 21, 2012 22:53

You OK, guys @WayneRooney @Persie_Official? #MindTheGap piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 21, 2012 19:16

@piersmorgan Akin refuses to appear in TV shows unless they have minimum of 1m viewers. That's why he stood you up. lord_sugar replied on Aug 21, 2012 19:46

Welcome to FCBarcelona Alex Song! #fcblive 3gerardpique tweeted on Aug 20, 2012 19:59

Tell him I hope he enjoys sitting on benches RT @3gerardpique Welcome to FCBarcelona Alex Song! #fcblive piersmorgan replied on Aug 20, 2012 20:05

@piersmorgan Alex Song now officially signed for Barca.Do you think Fabergas lured him there on the basis of Arsenal is a sinking ship lord_sugar replied on Aug 20, 2012 21:24

@Lord_Sugar Ironically, and as per usual, Spurs have already sunk behind Arsenal in the League. #MindTheGap piersmorgan replied on Aug 20, 2012 23:01

@piersmorgan I hear Fabregas,Song,and RVP are going to make a record. A remake of the Titanic theme song lord_sugar replied on Aug 20, 2012 23:12

@Lord_Sugar Bono and I once sang a duet to Charlene's 'I've been to Paradise, but it's never been to me'. Fact. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 19, 2012 21:15

@piersmorgan no, get over it in front of 12 witness he claims he does not know you. Lady Ann witnessed it so its true lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 21:22

@piersmorgan Me you don't believe, Lady Ann you do . In front of 12 people he said he had never heard of you. Get over it! lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 21:30

Bono here at Club 55 singing withe the band and people going nuts lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 19, 2012 20:46

Stop name-dropping.. And it's 'with'. RT @Lord_Sugar Bono here at Club 55 singing withe the band and people going nuts piersmorgan replied on Aug 19, 2012 21:01

@piersmorgan Bono came over to my table to say hello. I asked him if he knows you and in front of 12 witnesses he said NO, hah hah lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 21:07

Tulisa - No1 albums, tours, TV show. Sugar - dodgy computers, ugly dishes, TV show that loses to Emmerdale. @officialtulisa @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 19, 2012 02:35

@piersmorgan here you go dear to be fair its not your ar.. But piersy is at it again @officialtulisa t.co/0DbejtzX lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 02:41

Oh dear... @Lord_Sugar getting schooled by @officialtulisa - most amusing. Take him down, Tulisa. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 19, 2012 02:27

@piersmorgan shut up you ar.. licking tw.. you have much talent as her 00000 lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 02:29

The only crumb of comfort re Arsenal's plight is that we'll NEVER be as bad as Spurs.... @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 18, 2012 23:58

@piersmorgan we will see, want to up the bet to £20k? big shot ! lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 00:23

Yes. OK. RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan we will see, want to up the bet to £20k? big shot ! piersmorgan replied on Aug 19, 2012 00:24

@piersmorgan ok done lord_sugar replied on Aug 19, 2012 00:41

Don't fret, Arsenal fans - we did great BUSINESS #GovanPokerSchoolChamps piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 18, 2012 21:29

@piersmorgan don't panic Piersy, being solvent is new requirement for being eligible for CL. There is a method in Arsenal board madness lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 21:58

We miss Song, already. Need a big, strong defensive holding replacement fast. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 18, 2012 19:47

@piersmorgan do you think RVP is watching SKY keeping up with the results. The goal you just missed he would have scored lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 19:52

Who? RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan do you think RVP is watching SKY keeping up with the results. The goal you just missed he would have scored piersmorgan replied on Aug 18, 2012 19:53

@piersmorgan You are not spouting off your bets yet about who will finish higher.Arsenal or Spurs.Come on big shot throw down the gauntlet lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 20:03

£10k to GOSH says we do RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan who will finish higher, Arsenal or Spurs.Come on big shot throw down the gauntlet piersmorgan replied on Aug 18, 2012 20:05

@piersmorgan RT £10k to GOSH...ok you are on.Just to clarify when you say 'WE' just confirm you have not defected to Spurs now RVP has gone. lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 20:10

Don't know why, but don't have a high level of confidence for Spurs today at Newcastle lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 18, 2012 14:57

No s***, Sherlock RT @Lord_Sugar Don't know why, but don't have a high level of confidence for Spurs today at Newcastle piersmorgan replied on Aug 18, 2012 19:25

@piersmorgan You worry about your striker less squad hear Sunderland nearly scored and you are at home lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 19:50

No, it won't - just blocked you RT @tom_hump: Just decided to follow @piersmorgan literally don't think it will last long #unfollow #wanker piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 18, 2012 02:34

@piersmorgan you are a bit touchy tonight blocking people who call you a wan.... Is it your time of the month? lord_sugar replied on Aug 18, 2012 02:38

'We had no choice' - Wenger, on selling RVP to United. Yes, we did actually, Arsene. We could have NOT sold him to United. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 17, 2012 20:55

@piersmorgan I didn't here you complain when Campbell went from Spurs.There is no loyalty they are cash crazed mercanaries. Make me sick lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 21:25

@piersmorgan when he comes to the Emirates he will score. Love it, just to rub it in . I might even go to see it live. lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 21:28

Jack Wilshere, my new hero: “I feel proud to wear it now [No 10 shirt] after some real Club legends have worn it, such as Dennis Bergkamp." piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 17, 2012 18:51

@piersmorgan where is the cash to gosh for RVP departure. Silence is very rude lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 19:05

All you big shot loud mouths on twitter. Yes the back medical joke on RVP is not original. But me sending it to @piersmorgan is. So pi.. off lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 17, 2012 02:33

@Lord_Sugar Oooh dear, Shuggsy. Are the trolls hammering you for recycling old gags again? May be time for your afternoon pomegranate hunt. piersmorgan replied on Aug 17, 2012 02:36

@piersmorgan just write the cheque to GOSH Piersy lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 02:38

Can you unfollow me please, @Persie_Official - we're done. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 17, 2012 02:20

@piersmorgan RT can you un follow me @Persie_Official we are done .......don't kid yourself you groveller you followed him lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 02:24

BREAKING: Van Persie just failed his United medical. Tests revealed no sign of heart or brain cells. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 17, 2012 02:07

@piersmorgan RVP failed medical over back problem for carrying all the team last season lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 02:18

@piersmorgan fire brigade called medical centre at old trafford set alight, they think its Arsene lord_sugar replied on Aug 17, 2012 02:20

Congrats No1 @spencermorgan93 on getting into University..and never having to study Economics again. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 16, 2012 22:00

@piersmorgan RT WELL DONE @spencermorgan93 4 getting into uni....What's your specialist subject? the life and style of a ego maniac father lord_sugar replied on Aug 16, 2012 22:19

Happy Days! GQ posts a circulation today of 129,791, an increase of 11.8%. Congratulations to Team GQ! dylanjonesgq tweeted on Aug 16, 2012 17:35

Great mag, great editor RT @DylanJonesGQ Happy Days! GQ posts circulation today of 129,791, increase of 11.8%. Congratulations to Team GQ! piersmorgan replied on Aug 16, 2012 19:31

@piersmorgan great idea for you to put to Arsenal board if they looking for strikers, hire Bob Crow from the RMT lord_sugar replied on Aug 16, 2012 20:51

Re @timbresnan 's claim that England will be stronger without @kevinpp24 - KP took 2 more WICKETS than Bresnan in last Test. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 14, 2012 21:31

@piersmorgan Why don't you shut up about the bloody cricket, no one including the cricketers are interested you are a serial bore. Shut it lord_sugar replied on Aug 14, 2012 23:02

Oh, and if you think I'm angry about @kevinpp24 - just wait until/if my 'hero' @Persie_Official confirms he's going to United.. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 14, 2012 18:47

@piersmorgan I didn't get a response from you if you wish me to represent you from these ruthless scoundrels t.co/kD6clVV5 lord_sugar replied on Aug 14, 2012 18:53

This is my office for the next 3 weeks t.co/x7Zjeubq lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 13, 2012 17:39

Are you working the bar, or cleaning cabins? RT @Lord_Sugar This is my office for the next 3 weeks t.co/uMraCFOD piersmorgan replied on Aug 13, 2012 17:48

@piersmorgan would have invited you on board but can't be bothered with Z list celb like u.I'll let you know who I bump into in St Tropez lord_sugar replied on Aug 13, 2012 18:09

If Arsenal sell @Persie_Official to United, it will be a disgraceful act of treachery by the player, and surrender by the management. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 12, 2012 04:23

@piersmorgan RT If Arsenal sell RVP to United, will be disgraceful act of treachery by player,and management...YEH BUT IT WILL GOOD WONT IT lord_sugar replied on Aug 12, 2012 17:27

This is why Boris should be PM, he'd get this kind of thing done: t.co/s7nQAKKf #OlympicLegacy piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 09, 2012 19:53

@piersmorgan RT this is why Boris should be PM...he was big hit on famous chat show in the USA. Never mind PM he will get your job on CNN lord_sugar replied on Aug 09, 2012 20:30

I have hit 2.2m followers . Thanks lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 09, 2012 02:21

Only 305k behind me, Shuggsy - a record gap between us. Thanks. RT @Lord_Sugar I have hit 2.2m followers . Thanks piersmorgan replied on Aug 09, 2012 02:24

@piersmorgan I do not brown nose celebs and 2.2m of your 2.5 are my followers who only follow you to witness me giving you stick lord_sugar replied on Aug 09, 2012 02:29

@piersmorgan I got you a new job if you get fired from CNN t.co/O4UnsweB Just to show I worry about you lord_sugar tweeted on Aug 08, 2012 22:05

@Lord_Sugar Just checking - are your American ratings still 0.0000000000000000000000 viewers? piersmorgan replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:13

@piersmorgan you missed one more zero lord_sugar replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:17

@piersmorgan see what people who bought your book also bought t.co/SYjHwu7q lord_sugar replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:29

@Lord_Sugar isn't it time you went on your afternoon pomegranate-spotting bike ride? piersmorgan replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:32

@piersmorgan RT isn't it time you went on bike ride.... We are fruit spotting t.co/cgZJC5AW lord_sugar replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:41

No, I didn't RT @davidwalliams: And then someone a million times more well known than me mooned Simon Cowell too. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 08, 2012 21:11

@piersmorgan Any comment on this Piersy BREAKING NEWS t.co/IZKhlkTO not too good reading is it lord_sugar replied on Aug 08, 2012 22:02

Right. Flying to NY. Let me know if more #TeamGB athletes win Gold and sing the anthem. (Go on, Sir Chris, if Murray can..) @GreatOrmondSt piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 07, 2012 15:49

@piersmorgan While you are flying I am riding with a Tour de France winner looking for more exotic fruits in the wild t.co/cgZJC5AW lord_sugar replied on Aug 07, 2012 16:21

Poor old Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar - whole of Britain going Olympic crazy and he's out pomegranate-spotting. #FruitBore piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 07, 2012 02:49

@piersmorgan You are a bloody bore on Olympics commentating on everything we can ALL see on the TV and then brown nosing all the winners lord_sugar replied on Aug 07, 2012 02:57

@Lord_Sugar what you doing tomorrow - satsuma-hunting? piersmorgan replied on Aug 07, 2012 03:00

@piersmorgan RT What you doing tom....What ever I will be doing,I wont be a couch potato like you talking a load of boll... on the Olympics lord_sugar replied on Aug 07, 2012 03:06

It's 'pomegranate' RT @Lord_Sugar: Here is bit of trivia have you ever seen pomegranite growing in the wild piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 07, 2012 02:31

@piersmorgan shut up you tw.. You got grammar wrong today. Are you sure you spelt it right as other sado loser like you have other ideas lord_sugar replied on Aug 07, 2012 02:35

If the only downside is that I have to be called an 'egotistical prick' by a bunch of sad, whiny trolls, then so be it. @GreatOrmondSt piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 06, 2012 20:28

@piersmorgan RT if the only down side is to be called a egotistical pr....THAT IS NOT DOWNSIDE. IT'S UPSIDE lord_sugar replied on Aug 06, 2012 21:03

Never met a charity yet that worries if donations are made publicly or privately - and I'm damn sure @GreatOrmondSt don't care either way! piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 06, 2012 20:23

@piersmorgan BREAKING No 1 grammar nazi Piersy gets it wrong RT @GreatOrmondSt don't care. It's DOESN'T. lord_sugar replied on Aug 06, 2012 21:03

The fact @andy_murray sang God Save The Queen should shut all his English critics up once and for all. A true Brit, and a great player. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 05, 2012 21:30

@piersmorgan Ok @andy_murray is out now to play mixed doubles with Laura Robson.If they win gold and both sing anthem you will be skint lord_sugar replied on Aug 05, 2012 21:56

BOOOOOM!!!! Fantastic! Gold for Murray. #TeamGB piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 05, 2012 20:44

@piersmorgan yes and I said you will give another 5k to gosh lord_sugar replied on Aug 05, 2012 20:48

Impossible RT @richardbranson: Best bit of advice ’I’ can give? Try to avoid the ‘I’ word t.co/r1kuDHJH piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 03, 2012 17:35

Anything is possible @piersmorgan – as these Olympic athletes are showing us! Hope you are well. richardbranson replied on Aug 04, 2012 21:07

You up for Synchronised Swimming in Rio? RT @richardbranson Anything's possible @piersmorgan – as these Olympic athletes are showing us! piersmorgan replied on Aug 04, 2012 21:21

@piersmorgan @richardbranson RT You up for synchronised swimming......the problem is Piersy mouth will be open as usual and he might drown lord_sugar replied on Aug 04, 2012 22:33

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! All 4 Gold-medal #TeamGB rowers just sang the anthem. So that's another £4,000 to @GreatOrmondSt - £7k total so far. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 04, 2012 16:40

@piersmorgan where is the cash to GOSH for RVP leaving. Answer lord_sugar replied on Aug 04, 2012 16:53

Where's he gone? RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan where is the cash to GOSH for RVP leaving. Answer piersmorgan replied on Aug 04, 2012 16:54

@piersmorgan all will be clear soon with RVP lord_sugar replied on Aug 04, 2012 16:56

Rather ironic that the only #TeamGB gold-medal winner I've seen sing the anthem was that German guy next to Sir Christopher. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 03, 2012 17:39

@piersmorgan so much for your ‘promises’ RT Last word on the anthem debate (promise!) - I'll donate £1,000 to@GreatOrmondSt... #brokenrecord lord_sugar replied on Aug 03, 2012 17:50

The more I hear from @BradWiggins - the more I like him. Blunt, uncompromising, honest, funny, self-aware, dedicated & very British. #Wiggo piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 02, 2012 14:13

@piersmorgan RT The more I hear from @BradWiggins - the more I like him..... agh finger down throat time .. Piersy you grovelling tosser lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 15:01

No, I'm still not that excited by cycling, but I am by @BradWiggins - it's possible for both emotions to co-exist quite happily. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 02, 2012 14:22

@piersmorgan Shut up you brown noser.You just want to add @BradWiggins to the list of celebs you grovel to. Don't fall for it Bradley lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 14:58

Just read Arsene's full interview: t.co/xpkErr3v - he's right, he actually has to make the decisions. Easier for rest of us to moan. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 02, 2012 14:30

@piersmorgan Where is my cash for GOSH on the RVP bet ? You have gone quiet, have you reneged and choked again lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 14:53

Is @BradWiggins really an Arsenal fan??? piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 01, 2012 21:26

@piersmorgan @bradwiggins you brown nosing tw.. suddenly you love Cycling, last week u told us u can't stand it, saying it's a boring sport. lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:35

Thanks for all the abusive messages @Lord_Sugar - unfortunately, I've spent the day with legends, so not in the right frame of mind for you. piersmorgan replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:56

@piersmorgan RT No time for you spent the whole day with legends ........Ha Ha Where have you been in the pyramids in Egypt lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:58

@Lord_Sugar Love the pyramids..only place where you can find older, more pointless, relics than you. piersmorgan replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:59

@piersmorgan RT love the pyramids ....first Egyptian suicide mummified pharaoh with betting slip still in hand "Morgan to get 5m viewers " lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 02:13

To clarify, God Save The Queen is the BRITISH National Anthem. And this is a BRITISH football team. Sing it, or don't play. piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 02, 2012 00:40

@piersmorgan Piersy, remind me if u owe me money to GOSH re a bet on RVP leaving.I know as an ex newspaper man you are honest, so cough up ! lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:42

More congrats to my @PiersTonight team - No1 #CNN show in total viewers: t.co/bBeYlyfF". piersmorgan tweeted on Aug 01, 2012 21:22

@piersmorgan RT More congrats to my team No1 CNN show....IF YOU'RE No1 with dwindling ratings of 500k at 9pm.I dread to think what No2 gets. lord_sugar replied on Aug 02, 2012 01:31

Back in London..30 degrees, clear blue skies, whizzed through Heathrow, no traffic on M4 - what have you all been moaning about? piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 25, 2012 12:19

@piersmorgan Have you blagged a press pass for opening ceremony.I was offered invite,could not stand mingling with brown nosers like you lord_sugar replied on Jul 25, 2012 12:27

Big week of shows from London: Tom: Tony Blair Thurs: @MittRomney Fri: Prince Albert + Princess Charlene of Monaco Mon: @MichaelPhelps #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 24, 2012 20:27

@piersmorgan took a disaster to do it but you got 2.25m viewers last Friday on CNN. suprised you are not balking about it. Says it all ! lord_sugar replied on Jul 24, 2012 21:17

I'd prefer 'slug' RT @LennoxLewis: I think @Lord_Sugar and @piersmorgan should agree to disagree and just hug it out. piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 23, 2012 02:29

@lennoxlewis you can't hug @piersmorgan you would 2 x 5 foot long arms to get round his blubbery waist lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 02:33

Not arguing about @BradWiggins ' courage, skill, stamina or cycling ability. Just find his sport boring to watch, that's all. No biggie. piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 23, 2012 00:48

@piersmorgan @bradwiggins RT Just find the sport boring to watch.....That's cos you don't know anyone famous in cycling to brown nose lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:48

@Lord_Sugar I know you. You cycle. And you're boring. End of debate. piersmorgan replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:54

@piersmorgan I would like to recycle you lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:56

@Lord_Sugar I've no time for you or cycling - both are a pain in the backside over time. piersmorgan replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:58

@piersmorgan your backside is so large a saddle would get lost in it. Rumour has it you have Lord Lucan hiding up there lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 02:12

Amused by reaction to my @BradWiggins tweet - is it now compulsory to find long-distance cycling exciting? Leaves me cold, sorry. piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 23, 2012 00:03

@piersmorgan @bradwiggins You don't find it exciting cos you are totally unfit lump of blubber that could not keep up with me in Florida lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:42

@piersmorgan @bradwiggins Second reason you don't understand cycling is tactics used by the teams is far beyond your comprehension lord_sugar replied on Jul 23, 2012 01:44

My view of the Olympics in today's @Live_Magazine : t.co/aEaVDRTH #London2012 @MichaelPhelps @v_pendleton @markspitzusa piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 22, 2012 19:21

@piersmorgan RT My view of the Olympics in today's ......IF they are anything like you view on football, then best ignored ! lord_sugar replied on Jul 22, 2012 19:43

It's 'your' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan RT My view of the Olympics in today's ....IF anything like you view on football, then best ignored! piersmorgan replied on Jul 22, 2012 19:44

@piersmorgan typo you sad tw.. t.co/iraciTzR lord_sugar replied on Jul 22, 2012 19:50

@piersmorgan Correcting mistake you to your, shows how sad you are I'm putting these on sale so people can abuse you t.co/15hAp5ml lord_sugar replied on Jul 22, 2012 19:55

Don't even think of signing for United @Persie_Official - would be the ultimate betrayal. piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 21, 2012 19:25

@piersmorgan haven't you got over it yet RVP is a goner he no longer a gooner lord_sugar replied on Jul 21, 2012 19:31

Excellent piece on guns by @CharlesMBlow in tomorrow's New York Times: t.co/w1JXaaAt #Colorado piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 21, 2012 09:05

@piersmorgan @SimonCowell Piersy I just noticed that SC has taken you over in followers 3m+ you cant be happy !! lord_sugar replied on Jul 21, 2012 11:40

Do you think they know they have the legendary Charlie Potatoes on board? piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 16, 2012 11:09

@piersmorgan I am writing a book on aviation. I would like you write a section how to remain calm and set an example for nervous flyers lord_sugar replied on Jul 16, 2012 11:32

Good for Beckham, he's absolutely right: t.co/k6VoSwbs #Olympics piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 13, 2012 22:18

@piersmorgan RT: Good for Beckham he is right ........ shut up you grovelling toad , what looking for a night out in LA with Mr + Mrs B. lord_sugar replied on Jul 13, 2012 22:46

Going for my first ever Pilates session. This is not going to end happily. piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 10, 2012 22:40

@piersmorgan RT:Going for first Pilates session,not going to end happily...... hope you stretch your body better than you stretch the truth lord_sugar replied on Jul 10, 2012 23:06

3.5M followers on Twitter!! BOOM!! 3gerardpique tweeted on Jul 09, 2012 13:43

Just woke up to 2 surprises: 1) Gerard Pique follows me 2) He nicks my lines RT @3gerardpique 3.5M followers on Twitter!! BOOM!! piersmorgan replied on Jul 10, 2012 19:23

@piersmorgan RT just woke up to 2 surprises..... here's the 3rd CNN ratings are worst ever. Tie a yellow ribbon round ... your coming home lord_sugar replied on Jul 10, 2012 19:43

You must watch BBC-2 tonight at 6.30 @Nick_Hewer is giving business advice to some Irish farmers, on all this week lord_sugar tweeted on Jul 09, 2012 19:34

@Lord_Sugar @Nick_Hewer Is Nick's first piece of advice to the Irish farmers how to spell 'advice'? piersmorgan replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:35

@piersmorgan @Nick_Hewer RT first piece to the Irish farmers how to spell 'advice.... You cant be happy Nick has a series and you don't lord_sugar replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:37

@Lord_Sugar @Nick_Hewer I don't have one series, that's true. I have two. piersmorgan replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:38

@piersmorgan next series of @Nick_Hewer Wed 9pm BBC1 with Margaret, advising jobless people what to.You will need to apply soon #CNNREJECT lord_sugar replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:45

@piersmorgan David Dien on SKY talking about RVP departure.He says what ever happens can it happen quickly instead of stringing it out lord_sugar replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:57

It's 'advice' RT @Lord_Sugar You must watch BBC-2 at 6.30 @Nick_Hewer is giving business advise to some Irish farmers, on all this week piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 09, 2012 19:28

@piersmorgan @Nick_Hewer ADVICE ..correct tosser,spell checker let it go, but always can rely on pathetic cretin like you to pick it up lord_sugar replied on Jul 09, 2012 19:36

@Lord_Sugar ps And on the subject of you losing, Shuggsy, I'm nearly 300k followers ahead of you now.. #TwitterTaxiForAlan piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 08, 2012 19:50

@piersmorgan RT I am300k ahead of you....With all your ar.. licking and grovelling/ stalking all celebs it's a wonder it's only 300k lord_sugar replied on Jul 08, 2012 19:55

Oh dear @Lord_Sugar - you don't seem to have made @SundayTimes Top 100 Best Tweeters...in fact you made the WORST list! t.co/5jfrmHu3 piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 08, 2012 19:12

@piersmorgan RT top tweeters Sunday times...you forgot to mention my ranking was based on your opinion. Say no more,enough said right! lord_sugar replied on Jul 08, 2012 19:33

@Lord_Sugar No, Shuggsy, you failed to make the ST's own Top 100 Tweeter list, then I nailed the coffin by putting you in my Worst list. piersmorgan replied on Jul 08, 2012 19:41

@piersmorgan maybe something to do with me slagging them,off in stark contrast to your brown nosing. @LouiseMensch 12th need I say more . lord_sugar replied on Jul 08, 2012 19:46

@piersmorgan anyway brain dead the article is only 50 lord_sugar replied on Jul 08, 2012 19:48

Wish people would stop criticising the police re pre #Olympics security effort. Better to overreact than underreact, surely? piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 06, 2012 19:30

@piersmorgan your worse nightmare Piersy see pic t.co/TpqYm3of lord_sugar replied on Jul 06, 2012 19:48

@piersmorgan goal-line technology adopted at last . A bit academic at Arsenal as there is no one left there to score @GaryLineker lord_sugar tweeted on Jul 05, 2012 23:30

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Never under estimate Chamakh and Benayoun garylineker replied on Jul 05, 2012 23:35

Benayoun's gone, Mr 'Expert' & 'underestimate' is one word RT @GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Never under estimate Chamakh & Benayoun piersmorgan replied on Jul 06, 2012 00:23

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker Adolf is at it again correcting spelling, he goes like that when it's his time of the month t.co/iraciTzR lord_sugar replied on Jul 06, 2012 02:36

@piersmorgan if Daniel Levy made an outrageous offer for RVP how would u feel about that sunshine.I would love it, pay you back for Campbell lord_sugar tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 23:48

@Lord_Sugar RVP is angry, not stupid. More chance of him signing for Grimsby than Spurs. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:50

@piersmorgan I might get Arsenal to,pay for the taxi from the Emirates to WHL for RVP interview and medical . lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:53

Look at this @Persie_Official statement: t.co/rmgY38vd - what the hell did Wenger/Gazidis say to drive him away?? #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 21:51

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker RVP is just a bloody player, what right he got to make demands to management,good luck to Wenger not being told lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:23

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker No, the club & manager have won nothing for 8yrs - RVP was right to question them hard re ambition/future. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:24

@piersmorgan @garylineker player can't dictate to a manager or make demands on players they should buy,who the hell does he think he is lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:28

@Lord_Sugar @garylineker he's the club captain and he's fed up with losing all the time, and so am I. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:29

@piersmorgan @garylineker you need 11 on the pitch no 1 man is bigger than the club.His statement is disrespectful and outrageous.#noloyalty lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:33

@piersmorgan @garylineker anyway with polish guy &Wenger your furniture could be refurbished #frenchpolisher Sorry worse humour than Lineker lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:40

@piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar Clubs are equally disloyal if they don't think players are good enough. garylineker replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:38

@GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar exactly - loyalty's not the issue with RVP. It's about direction of the club, which has been wrong for years. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:39

@piersmorgan @garylineker Piersy you knew he was going.You bottled taking up my bet that RVP would not start at Arsenal next season. lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:43

Another summer, another of our best players quitting because the club doesn't have enough ambition. Shocking. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 21:52

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker all this BS from RVP, it's not the money it's trophies , what a lot of cobblers sounds like Sol Campbell all over. lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 23:24

B.Clinton made $13.4m in 2011 speaking fees, a personal best. Total post-WH speech income: $89m t.co/FGMeJb9P yooncnn tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 00:09

To 'jaw-jaw' is always better than to 'war-war' RT @yoonCNN B.Clinton made $13.4m in 2011 speaking fees, a personal best. piersmorgan replied on Jul 04, 2012 01:16

@piersmorgan quaking in your boots over the appointment of AVB at WHL lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 01:21

@rickygervais Annoyance is in the eye of the beholder. I have every confidence the British public finds you even more annoying than me.... piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 04, 2012 00:55

@piersmorgan @rickygervais Piersy your German cousin obviously as bright as you or technically savvy t.co/PlCa6sAr lord_sugar replied on Jul 04, 2012 01:18

Anyway, back to more important matters... PREDICTION: Spain 2 Italy 1. #euro2012 #MysticMorgan piersmorgan tweeted on Jul 01, 2012 19:02

@piersmorgan RT Prediction: Spain 2 Italy 1... Aren't u embarrassed making these wrong statements. Leave football to experts like me lord_sugar replied on Jul 02, 2012 03:16

RT @Lord_Sugar: @GaryLineker RT An out of date packet of salt and vinegar might give you the trots <Packet in now. This is torchure garylineker tweeted on Jun 30, 2012 21:35

@GaryLineker RT<Packet in now this is Torchure.....careful with quick wit and comedy like yours HMRC my want to check you tax paying habits lord_sugar replied on Jun 30, 2012 21:44

@Lord_Sugar I have a habit. Of paying it! garylineker replied on Jun 30, 2012 21:48

@GaryLineker Blanc or AVB for WHL ? lord_sugar replied on Jun 30, 2012 21:57

Either loser would be great RT @Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker Blanc or AVB for WHL ? piersmorgan replied on Jun 30, 2012 22:51

Again, no chance RT @NomisReeb: @piersmorgan @1tnert The Galaxy would beat most Championship teams. Beckham, Donovan. Come on!! piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 30, 2012 07:22

@piersmorgan As you will be coming home soon after getting the sack from CNN you might want to apply to this t.co/93usS7yT lord_sugar replied on Jun 30, 2012 12:23

Sir Steve Redgrave should light the Olympic stadium torch. Only Briton ever to have won Gold at five consecutive Games. End of debate. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 29, 2012 23:08

@piersmorgan I say Ace reporter our man in USA .Any truth in this Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes planning to divorce, according to lawyer lord_sugar replied on Jun 29, 2012 23:22

@Lord_Sugar It is true, sadly. Any truth that Lady Sugar's planning the same?On grounds of 'Unreasonable Spelling & Grammar'? piersmorgan replied on Jun 29, 2012 23:27

Germany are busted flushes. This is all over. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 29, 2012 01:57

@piersmorgan so says Motsons love child lord_sugar replied on Jun 29, 2012 02:00

PREDICTION: Germany to win 2-1. Klose & Podolski. #euro2012 piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 23:19

@piersmorgan RT prediction : Germany to win 2-1........ Showing your expertise again Piersy lord_sugar replied on Jun 29, 2012 00:55

Waiting to go on @TheTalk_CBS - you're going to GET it @MrsSOsbourne ... t.co/FA2N8v7h piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 23:34

@piersmorgan Why do people keep sending me this t.co/SvhV4jJI is it because they love and adore you ? lord_sugar replied on Jun 29, 2012 00:05

Poor @Lord_Sugar - even when correcting my very rare typos, he spells it wrong. Like Spurs, he loves snatching defeat from jaws of victory. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 19:11

@piersmorgan Hilarious ,when Piersy spells something wrong it's a RARE TYPO.For everyone else it's a spelling mistake.Pathetic cretin! lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 19:24

It's 'your' RT @Lord_Sugar: @piersmorgan Forgot you're time zone see this RT: decide her culpabilty CNN SPELLING MISTAKE It's CULPABILITY piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 18:59

@piersmorgan no abbreviation for you are on a different time zone . Now address the disgusting spelling mistake you made. ADMIT ILLITERACY lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 19:01

I'm taking over The Apprentice? RT @Lord_Sugar: Big news coming next week that will change the face of TV. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 18:56

@piersmorgan Good news HackneyGazette need sports writer,I will tie Yellow ribbon round old oak tree to welcome u back t.co/GQpkgm4y lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 18:59

Unlike most of you, I've watched LA Galaxy live in MLS. It's glorified pub football. Even I'd get a game. #Beckham #Olympics piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 18:47

@piersmorgan Forgot you're time zone did u see this RT:Tune in and decide her culpabilty for yourself CNN.SPELLING MISTAKE It's CULPABILITY. lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 18:57

Starting right now: my extraordinary encounter with John Edwards' mistress Reille Hunter. Tune in and decide her culpabilty for yourself CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 06:49

@piersmorgan RT:Tune in and decide her culpabilty for yourself CNN...... NEWS PIERSY SPELLING MISTAKE It's CULPABILITY. Tut Tut Adolf lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 15:30

That was the joke, you peabrain RT @Lord_Sugar: @piersmorgan RT that's not hard as there are no other Brits doing U.S tv hosting piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 28, 2012 00:07

@piersmorgan MAKING jokes.I would say stick to what you are good at and don't give up day job. But you are good at nothing, and your job ? lord_sugar replied on Jun 28, 2012 00:16

As you can see, C-Ashley's spelling & handwriting are as bad as his penalty-taking. t.co/N4Wj9jB4 piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 27, 2012 21:58

@piersmorgan have you ever been considered the best in your field piers? Just saying... jjharibo replied on Jun 27, 2012 22:43

I'm the best British host of a U.S. primetime cable news show RT @JJharibo @piersmorgan ever been considered the best in your field piers? piersmorgan replied on Jun 27, 2012 22:47

@piersmorgan RT I'm the best British host of a U.S show......That's not hard as there are no other Brits doing U.S tv hosting lord_sugar replied on Jun 27, 2012 23:34

Gooners should be rallying to the Keep @Persie_Official cause - make your voices heard, especially to him. This fight is not over. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 27, 2012 20:09

@piersmorgan would you have a bet with me that RVP will still be at Arsenal at the start of the season. You know you only bet on certs lord_sugar replied on Jun 27, 2012 23:30

BOOM! RT @bbcsport_david: Van Persie to resume talks with Arsenal.. He's keen to stay, with or without new contract. Ball in #afc court. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 27, 2012 18:21

@piersmorgan RT RVP resume talks with Arsenal....yeh wants to know how much transfer fee demand is. Unlike Bale who is 100% loyal to Spurs lord_sugar replied on Jun 27, 2012 23:27

Other #Arsenal fans may have given up on @Persie_Official - I haven't. We should fight to the death to keep him. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 27, 2012 00:46

@piersmorgan he is off to Spain get over it sunshine lord_sugar replied on Jun 27, 2012 01:12

@piersmorgan Seems John McEnroe taken a leaf out of your book and dyed his hair from Grey to reddish brown. He's on BBC Wimbledon coverage lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 26, 2012 22:39

@Lord_Sugar is Worzel Gummidge still borrowing your styling tongs? piersmorgan replied on Jun 26, 2012 23:00

Henderson? HENDERSON? Is this a joke? We're not going to play our most dangerous weapon? Ridiculous. #TheOx piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 25, 2012 02:14

@piersmorgan RT Henderson? HENDERSON? Is this a joke?....... you wont see this often . I agree ! lord_sugar replied on Jun 25, 2012 02:17

Why the hell are the Germans getting 48hrs more rest time for the semi-final than we/Italy will? Utterly outrageous. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 25, 2012 01:43

@piersmorgan RT Why the hell are the Germans getting 48hrs more rest time........academic old boy , England have to win to moan about that lord_sugar replied on Jun 25, 2012 01:49

@Lord_Sugar @rickygervais Bloody Awful Fatuous Television Award - Young Apprentice. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 24, 2012 23:50

@piersmorgan How do you account for @rickygervais has 200k more followers than you.Demoralising you said you most popular Brit on TV in USA lord_sugar replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:58

@rickygervais just to rub it in see pic. Good news is @piersmorgan has got ziltch t.co/0g0t46rZ lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 24, 2012 23:33

@Lord_Sugar @rickygervais No, Shugs. I've won a BAFTA for BGT. Simon let his co-stars share it, unlike you stiffing your colleagues. piersmorgan replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:34

@piersmorgan @rickygervais no make it clear that BGT production team won the bafta even Simon didn't get one,you cant share it sunshine lord_sugar replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:37

@Lord_Sugar @rickygervais The Young Apprentice team (bafflingly..) won the BAFTA, not you. So stop claiming all the credit, it's revolting. piersmorgan replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:38

@piersmorgan @rickygervais Shame you haven't got any awards.But one day there maybe worse TV show category BAFTA which will be no brainer lord_sugar replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:43

@Lord_Sugar @rickygervais I thought there already is - how else would Young Apprentice have won one given its diabolical ratings? piersmorgan replied on Jun 24, 2012 23:47

Come on then @OfficialVieira - let's make it interesting. My £5k says Spain win. Proceeds to @GreatOrmondSt - accept? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 23, 2012 23:56

@piersmorgan Wow be careful you really are a risk taker.Spain to win is a no brainer.Give me 5-1 odds and I will take you on backing France lord_sugar replied on Jun 24, 2012 00:07

Hmmmmm, as certain as he was about Fabregas? RT @spencermorgan93: Wenger: "I am certain that Robin will remain with us" piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 21, 2012 00:23

@piersmorgan RT Wenger: "I am certain that Robin will remain with us" so says Arsene Batman lord_sugar replied on Jun 21, 2012 00:56

This is pathetic. Start attacking them #England - they're not Brazil. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 20, 2012 01:01

@piersmorgan You keep telling us you are a GLOBAL TV personality. You should note that GLOBAL is an anagram of ALL GOB. lord_sugar replied on Jun 20, 2012 01:06

#England have turned into the world's biggest bus, parked at the very back of the depot. Ridiculous. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 20, 2012 00:50

@piersmorgan shut up support your national team you fair weather supporter lord_sugar replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:54

@Lord_Sugar you're not even watching, you quarter-wit. Pipe down. piersmorgan replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:54

@piersmorgan I am managed to get to tv at wedding venue lord_sugar replied on Jun 20, 2012 00:56

How hard can this be? @WayneRooney needs quick early ball from lightning fast wingers today. That's Walcott & The Ox - not Young & Milner. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 20:54

@piersmorgan shut up and go back to sleep you know naff all about football.Do us all a favour don't make any predictions lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:01

@Lord_Sugar ....says the man who hired Christian Gross. piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:04

@piersmorgan who went on to win everything in Switzerland lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:09

And would have won everything in Outer Mongolia, too RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan who went on to win everything in Switzerland piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:11

@piersmorgan He has won more thing than you, but that's not hard considering the lack of TV awards you have compared to me lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:17

It's 'things' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan He has won more thing than you, not hard considering the lack of TV awards you have compared to me piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:19

@Lord_Sugar Nelson Mandela has never won a single TV award. Fact. piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:24

@piersmorgan RT Nelson Mandela has never won a TV award...True but the shame is you have not been locked up for as long as he was lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:31

How hard can this be? @WayneRooney needs quick early ball from lightning fast wingers today. That's Walcott & The Ox - not Young & Milner. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 20:54

@piersmorgan shut up and go back to sleep you know naff all about football.Do us all a favour don't make any predictions lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:01

@Lord_Sugar ....says the man who hired Christian Gross. piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:04

@piersmorgan who went on to win everything in Switzerland lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:09

And would have won everything in Outer Mongolia, too RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan who went on to win everything in Switzerland piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:11

@piersmorgan He has won more thing than you, but that's not hard considering the lack of TV awards you have compared to me lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:17

It's 'things' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan He has won more thing than you, not hard considering the lack of TV awards you have compared to me piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:19

@piersmorgan you are such a petty sh.. Yes its things adolf lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:21

And 'it's' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan you are such a petty sh.. Yes its things adolf piersmorgan replied on Jun 19, 2012 21:23

Thanks to Savills estate agents in London who rang my NY flat at 3am, 4am and 6am despite me saying EACH TIME their client had moved. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 17:08

@piersmorgan It was really me calling, hope you had a good sleep lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 17:18

It's 'potato' RT @Craigy80Y: @piersmorgan you got a potatoe head.and jonathon ross is better than you piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 19, 2012 02:13

@piersmorgan adolf are you at it again, correcting people spelling lord_sugar replied on Jun 19, 2012 02:23

Right. Off back to NY now. So silence from me for next 7 hours. Try not to find this too distressing. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 18, 2012 15:21

@piersmorgan RVP off to Barcelona or maybe Man City.Arsenal was to sell him out of the UK to avoid playing against him. Get over it ! lord_sugar replied on Jun 18, 2012 15:42

@piersmorgan I might take the spurs manager job will you be my no 2 .Together we could win the CL . lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 14, 2012 02:59

@Lord_Sugar I'd rather be Jeremy Clarkson's butler. piersmorgan replied on Jun 14, 2012 03:05

The Ox starts for #England - at least one manager listens to me. @Alex_OxChambo piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 11, 2012 17:18

@piersmorgan please the whole country is begging you not to make any predictions on the England game lord_sugar replied on Jun 11, 2012 17:41

£100 for 1 month! Local advertising on digital TV screens near your business t.co/gtObvLUz Any questions ask @Amscreen_Simon lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 11, 2012 16:55

@Lord_Sugar Let's make this interesting, Mr Plastic Eyes - if you find any proof I've ever dyed my hair, I'll give every penny I own to GOSH piersmorgan replied on Jun 11, 2012 17:17

@piersmorgan are you skint then , there are 100 pictures showing you are like a L'Oreal colour chart lord_sugar replied on Jun 11, 2012 17:34

@Lord_Sugar I've NEVER dyed my hair, Shuggsy. You, however, had plastic surgery to remove your grotesque eye bags: t.co/VwZLB2Yo piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 10, 2012 01:29

@piersmorgan your hair is dyed sunshine stop lying , your top row of teeth are false also. How dare you criticise @GaryLineker #pot/kettle lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:35

@piersmorgan I agree you have never dyed you hair . Your hairdresser does it ! lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:41

@Lord_Sugar I've NEVER dyed my hair, Shuggsy. You, however, had plastic surgery to remove your grotesque eye bags: t.co/VwZLB2Yo piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 10, 2012 01:29

@piersmorgan your hair is dyed sunshine stop lying , your top row of teeth are false also. How dare you criticise @GaryLineker #pot/kettle lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:35

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker Never dyed my hair, top row of teeth all my own. You're the vain old plastic surgery merchant, Shuggsy. piersmorgan replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:35

@piersmorgan pinnochio your nose is bigger than your CNN audience lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:38

Your hair looks less grey than normal @GaryLineker - had a little #euro2012 'tinge' you'd like to tell us about? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 10, 2012 01:09

@piersmorgan RT your hair looks less grey @GaryLineker had a little tinge.....hah hah pot/kettle you need to renew you L'oreal mid brown dye lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:22

@piersmorgan people in glass houses, your hair tint is worse than dot cotton's lord_sugar replied on Jun 10, 2012 01:25

Dutch my tips to win #euro2012 - you'll see why today. Incredible attacking team. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 09, 2012 21:34

@piersmorgan RT: Dutch my tip to #euro2012-you'll see why today..... Hah hah the only thing we have seen is you know naff all about football lord_sugar replied on Jun 09, 2012 23:21

I'm tetchy because I didn't get much sleep @GaryLineker - you kept appearing in my nightmares: t.co/Qh2dnMnc piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 09, 2012 22:08

@piersmorgan Must be awful for you, constantly dreaming about your twitter beatings garylineker replied on Jun 09, 2012 22:12

@GaryLineker Twitter beatings? I'm 1.6 MILLION followers ahead of you, Jugs. Makes me officially three times as popular. piersmorgan replied on Jun 09, 2012 22:15

@GaryLineker the expert being the CNN ratings bomber @piersmorgan lord_sugar replied on Jun 09, 2012 22:21

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker Piersy more followers does not mean you are more popular. More people look at snakes at the Zoo than the tigers lord_sugar replied on Jun 09, 2012 22:25

If you want to know what it takes to win Olympic gold, watch tonight's show. Three remarkable U.S. athletes reveal all. #CNN 9pmET piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 09, 2012 05:34

@piersmorgan @PiersTonight nominated for "Best Talk Show." t.co/9LYiy0cq....... surely this is the American sick sense of humor lord_sugar replied on Jun 09, 2012 13:08

@Lord_Sugar more people will be watching me in Outer Mongolia today than watched the Apprentice finale.. #jubileeCNN piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 05, 2012 17:56

@piersmorgan RT:more people will be watching me in Outer Mongolia ....... correct they they like fantasists and you look like Genghis Khan lord_sugar replied on Jun 05, 2012 18:07

Going live on CNN in 15 minutes. We'll have MUCH better coverage than the BBC! So tune in... #jubileeCNN piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 05, 2012 17:42

@piersmorgan good luck you might get 300k viewers compared to the BBC 17m lord_sugar replied on Jun 05, 2012 17:44

@Lord_Sugar think we had about 800 million worldwide on Sunday. Probably be more today.. #jubileeCNN piersmorgan replied on Jun 05, 2012 17:46

@piersmorgan Sure there are 800m people in the world with a TV capable of viewing CNN, does not mean they viewed. Get you facts right lord_sugar replied on Jun 05, 2012 17:50

So the Queen's concert got 8 times as many viewers as #JonStewart last night - stick that up your sneering pipe and smoke it, 'buddy'. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 05, 2012 14:23

@piersmorgan have you asked the Queen to do one of your sob stories. You might get 5m viewers. lord_sugar replied on Jun 05, 2012 15:35

@piersmorgan. see I am thinking of you Ricky going to start a recruitment business so you can be first client after you get fired from CNN lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 04, 2012 02:16

@Lord_Sugar I doubt Ricky can spell 'recruitment' - which makes him your perfect business partner. piersmorgan replied on Jun 04, 2012 02:17

@piersmorgan see Ricky after the jubilee on wednesday and he will try to get you as new job lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 02:30

@piersmorgan give ricky a call after the jubilee to see if he can find you a new job. There is vacancy on hospital radio is glasgow lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 02:31

@Lord_Sugar You can't be seriously considering one of these absolute imbeciles as a business partner? Surely? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 04, 2012 02:05

@piersmorgan one of them will be on your life stories lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 02:07

@Lord_Sugar 'One of you will be my business partner...' - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #DumbAndDumber piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 04, 2012 01:27

@piersmorgan look mate with your CNN future as secure as Dalglish was at Liverpool, you might want to apply for next season apprentice lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 01:33

@Lord_Sugar Even by your standards, these 4 finalists are sixth-wits. What business will they be partnering - your new spelling company? piersmorgan replied on Jun 04, 2012 01:35

@piersmorgan wait and see the winner is going to specialise in TV rating analysis . So you've had it then lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 01:38

@Lord_Sugar Well, you're down a catastrophic 2m on last series, so he/she could start with that...#TitanicApprentice piersmorgan replied on Jun 04, 2012 01:41

@piersmorgan people in glass houses...... lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 01:44

Great show @GBarlowOfficial - all those African kids sing better than most X Factor contestants! #OnHerMajestysService piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 04, 2012 00:30

@piersmorgan tune into the apprentice old boy and learn how to run a show lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 00:33

...into the ground RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan tune into the apprentice old boy and learn how to run a show piersmorgan replied on Jun 04, 2012 00:34

@piersmorgan Pierys as an expert on TV.Can you kindly advise why the BBC want me to do 2 more series of the Apprentice. lord_sugar replied on Jun 04, 2012 00:37

Oh, and I have more followers than @Lord_Sugar & @jcrclarksonesq put together. Kinda says it all, lads. I'm off for dinner.....mwah! xx piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 03, 2012 00:28

@piersmorgan @jcrclarksonesq RT: I'm off for dinner......is that "The last Supper" with your CNN bosses lord_sugar replied on Jun 03, 2012 00:33

@Lord_Sugar Shuggsy, I'll be getting 1bn viewers worldwide tomorrow anchoring #jubileeCNN - you'll be getting 6m for Apprentice. #GameOver piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 03, 2012 00:17

@piersmorgan hah hah hah 1bn. You are a joker, you do make me laugh and everyone else lord_sugar replied on Jun 03, 2012 00:22

Other programmes to get bigger audiences than Piers Morgan are Bargain Hunt and Look North. jcrclarksonesq tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 23:41

Just to clarify @jcrclarksonesq - your current U.S. ratings are 0.0000000 viewers, right? Same as @Lord_Sugar ... and @thekeithchegwin . piersmorgan replied on Jun 03, 2012 00:05

@piersmorgan @jcrclarksonesq @thekeithchegwin wrong again Piersy Top Gear has much more viewers on BBC USA that you get on CNN. You started. lord_sugar replied on Jun 03, 2012 00:10

Finally, every single England player singing the National Anthem - bet Hodgson ordered them too. Quite right too, especially this weekend. piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 21:43

@piersmorgan there is a giant auto cue for national anthem, when Rooney pays he just hums the tune as he does not know the words lord_sugar replied on Jun 02, 2012 22:01

The Ox good enough to start for England but not #Arsenal - I rest my case. @Alex_OxChambo piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 20:45

@piersmorgan the Ox jut missed a sitter lord_sugar replied on Jun 02, 2012 21:54

Who is Paul Lambert the new manager of Villa ? , who did he manage before ? can't place his face @GaryLineker lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 20:54

@Lord_Sugar maybe I could become your new plastic surgeon? The other guy must be worn out by now. #SurgicallyEnhancedShuggsy piersmorgan replied on Jun 02, 2012 20:56

@piersmorgan RT maybe i could become you plastic surgeon.....yes I need my scrotum cleaned up just the job or you lord_sugar replied on Jun 02, 2012 21:10

@piersmorgan seems @jerryclarkson giving a bit of stick in the Sun today and ouch with this in the Star t.co/T53O4WrE lord_sugar tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 20:04

@Lord_Sugar relax Shuggsy - see how the ratings go tomorrow, shall we.. #JubileeCNN piersmorgan replied on Jun 02, 2012 20:08

@piersmorgan can you mow lawns and clean cars and do general odd jobs, I will employ you when you get fired from CNN, cos I'm a nice bloke lord_sugar replied on Jun 02, 2012 20:38

Yes, it's actually a fascinating book RT @NormanWhiteside: @Jimformanunited @piersmorgan Will we learn something new? piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 02, 2012 01:45

@piersmorgan RT Yes , it's actually a fascinating book......very kind of you Piersy . "The way I see it " on sale in all shops. lord_sugar replied on Jun 02, 2012 01:56

Good luck to my friend Harvey Weinstein when he interviews President Clinton on my show tonight. I'm busy making movies... #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Jun 01, 2012 02:04

@piersmorgan RT I am busy making movies.....I heard you are doing a remake of Deep Throat or Debbie does Dallas lord_sugar replied on Jun 01, 2012 02:29

I think @Persie_Official owes us one. #Arsenal stood by him through a lot of injuries. Time to repay that faith. Come on Skipper, sign. piersmorgan tweeted on May 30, 2012 23:13

@piersmorgan Naive twit, he will follow the money sunshine.He's brushing on Spanish right now. Don't expect Loyalty remember Sol Campbell lord_sugar replied on May 30, 2012 23:45

Am seated at #GlamourAwards within 3ft of @flintoff11 Rod Stewart @Amanda_Holden and Ronnie Wood. So that's the after-party sorted. piersmorgan tweeted on May 30, 2012 00:48

@piersmorgan RT I am sitting at the glamour awards.......You better leave now then' lord_sugar replied on May 30, 2012 01:21

Assume you won't be attending the #GlamourAwards on aesthetic grounds @Lord_Sugar ? piersmorgan tweeted on May 29, 2012 23:36

@piersmorgan no I can't go to any more awards this week it's just too much picking up these awards .But you would not know that lord_sugar replied on May 29, 2012 23:57

Right. Barbecue time.. Ps Obviously @IanWright0 is on my bench. With Bould, Ljungberg, Petit, Rocastle. piersmorgan tweeted on May 27, 2012 18:48

@piersmorgan don't light the barbecue with petrol you will singe your dyed hair lord_sugar replied on May 27, 2012 18:55

Dutch have best attack RT @GaryLineker: Seen the Spanish squad for the Euros. World class players in abundance and great depth. #mywinners piersmorgan tweeted on May 27, 2012 17:23

@piersmorgan They have great forwards, yes. If they face Spain though, like in the WC final, it's very hard to excel without the ball garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:31

@GaryLineker Spain may get the ball, but they'll be passing it to Torres... Advantage Holland. piersmorgan replied on May 27, 2012 17:37

@piersmorgan You think Torres will start? garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:41

@GaryLineker he'll have to, with Villa out. And there's the problem. Dutch have sublime midfield & attack - all fit and in form. piersmorgan replied on May 27, 2012 17:47

@piersmorgan If Spain decide to go with a traditional striker, which they often don't, will probably be Llorente. Fyi Villa plays wide left garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 17:55

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan Gary do you have Roy Keane email so I can give him Piersy UK address lord_sugar replied on May 27, 2012 18:15

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan He's already outside his front door garylineker replied on May 27, 2012 18:22

@GaryLineker seems @piersmorgan has the hump with me not responding to my questions can you ask him if he nominated at Bafta tonight lord_sugar replied on May 27, 2012 18:39

@Lord_Sugar Is Young Apprentice up for 'Worst Performing Spin-Off In TV History'? #BaftaBlooper piersmorgan replied on May 27, 2012 18:42

@piersmorgan we are nominated old chap,think that says it all. Shame you not there tonight shmoozing with celebs ,you can watch on BBC 8pm lord_sugar replied on May 27, 2012 18:46

They couldn't handle my leggies RT @Legger294: @piersmorgan @BeefyBotham #Trent bridge Sammy and Samuels look cool dudes piersmorgan tweeted on May 26, 2012 16:50

@piersmorgan where is your congratulations for me reaching 2m followers lord_sugar replied on May 26, 2012 17:28

Of course! Have I won 'Best Male Torso' again? RT @jo_elvin: @piersmorgan not forgetting the #glamourawards x piersmorgan tweeted on May 26, 2012 14:35

@piersmorgan Will you be at the BAFTA awards tomorrow Piersy, Young Apprentice has been nominated lord_sugar replied on May 26, 2012 14:37

BOOM! Jimmy Tarbuck got 4.3m viewers last night - first ever #LifeStories series where every guest got over 4m. piersmorgan tweeted on May 26, 2012 14:34

@piersmorgan HIGNFY got 4.6m Old boy BOOM BOOM. But have to admit Tarby was great ( not you ) lord_sugar replied on May 26, 2012 14:36

London blazing in sunshine and buzzing with excitement re #Jubilee and #Olympics - great to be home. piersmorgan tweeted on May 26, 2012 14:11

@piersmorgan you might be staying home with those poor CNN ratings sunshine lord_sugar replied on May 26, 2012 14:14

@piersmorgan To make your day HIGNFY whacked you again last night in the ratings .But Tarby was a good show . Have a nice day Piersy lord_sugar replied on May 26, 2012 14:32

Great interview with @slash - he revealed his last ever words to Axl Rose: 'I'm done.' Airs tonight, #CNN 9pmET piersmorgan tweeted on May 24, 2012 03:17

@piersmorgan RT: great interview....... I can't keep taking all these compliments from you Piersy lord_sugar replied on May 24, 2012 03:18

So @jack_welch is on fire tonight - and I haven't even got to @slash yet. #CNN 9pmET piersmorgan tweeted on May 24, 2012 02:52

@piersmorgan have you upset Paxman and Mandelson ?????? lord_sugar replied on May 24, 2012 03:08

The great man is in the building. In fact, he's in my office.. @slash #CNN 9pmET t.co/R9N256kf piersmorgan tweeted on May 24, 2012 02:06

@piersmorgan RT: the great man is in the building in my office .....confused , I am at home Piersy lord_sugar replied on May 24, 2012 02:20

Great show tonight: @jack_welch @slash & @MarthaStewart - cash, cocaine and cakes. Probably in that order..... #CNN 9pmET piersmorgan tweeted on May 24, 2012 01:09

@piersmorgan RT: great show tonight. Thanks that's very nice of your Piersy lord_sugar replied on May 24, 2012 01:37

I bet the England team can't sleep at night now Tino is back #seriously flintoff11 tweeted on May 22, 2012 23:54

'Mind the windows' RT @flintoff11 I bet the England team can't sleep at night now Tino is back #seriously piersmorgan replied on May 22, 2012 23:55

@piersmorgan I have found you your next guest for sob stories The Russian grannies in the Eurovision song contest . lord_sugar replied on May 22, 2012 23:57

Just checking you caught up with @TVKev's latest excellent column, Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ? t.co/pooNkvZg #TelevisionTaxiForAlan piersmorgan tweeted on May 20, 2012 18:01

@piersmorgan @tvkev RT: just checking caught up with column.....No missed it but saw this one t.co/gN6qSEP5 lord_sugar replied on May 21, 2012 01:59

Correction, @Shuggsy - apparently the Europa's on ITV4 next season, not Channel 5. I couldn't be expected to know, I'm an #Arsenal fan... piersmorgan tweeted on May 20, 2012 17:04

@piersmorgan You should know about ITV 4 as that's where your sob stories will end up next year lord_sugar replied on May 20, 2012 17:14

Morning Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar - just checking you can get Channel 5 in Spain? piersmorgan tweeted on May 20, 2012 16:57

@piersmorgan You should kiss the ground Arsene Wenger walks on instead of slagging him off all season.He's the only reason you are in the CL lord_sugar replied on May 20, 2012 17:06

@piersmorgan RT: can U get Channel 5 in Spain?....We have trouble getting Ch5,but no problem watching Van Persie play here next season. lord_sugar replied on May 20, 2012 17:10

I've died and gone to heaven #Lords t.co/Ou7N8UG2 (via @DJLORA ) piersmorgan tweeted on May 19, 2012 18:45

@piersmorgan @djlora Looks like you have chubbed up a bit in that picture . lord_sugar replied on May 19, 2012 19:10

My saviour! #Blackberry RT @AndrewBloch: @piersmorgan Don't worry. Will send you a replacement on Monday piersmorgan tweeted on May 19, 2012 18:48

@piersmorgan @andrewbloch Eh Andrew you work for me and my company, don't give that scrounger a freebie make him pay £500 to GOSH lord_sugar replied on May 19, 2012 19:04

1st casualty of Lords - just dropped my Porsche Blackberry and smashed the screen. If anyone from RIM's reading this..hint hint. piersmorgan tweeted on May 19, 2012 17:50

@piersmorgan not having a good day Piersy dropped your flash Porsche BB and lost out again to HISLOP in TV ratings. Now you after a Freebie lord_sugar replied on May 19, 2012 19:01

@Lord_Sugar Do you mean one of these days, Shuggsy? t.co/wSN1E9de #TelevisionTaxiForAlan piersmorgan tweeted on May 17, 2012 17:34

@piersmorgan Piersy my rating holding up,yours dropping like a stone. Just advertising for next years apprentice as BBC want more of me lord_sugar replied on May 17, 2012 17:43

@Lord_Sugar Your Apprentice ratings are collapsing faster than the Greece economy, Shuggsy. Go back to making dodgy dishes. piersmorgan replied on May 17, 2012 17:44

@piersmorgan Wrong again.We are advertising for new candidates for next year, you will be out of a job by then you might want to apply lord_sugar replied on May 17, 2012 18:18

@Lord_Sugar Hmmm, methinks Ye Olde Hypocrite protesteth too much.... piersmorgan replied on May 17, 2012 18:21

@piersmorgan RT :Protesteth ???? what is that Adolf lord_sugar replied on May 17, 2012 18:26

@Lord_Sugar It's medieval language - you should be familiar with it, you were alive then. piersmorgan replied on May 17, 2012 18:29

@piersmorgan CNN BOSS :Alas dear Piersy we knew him well,twas a far far better thing I do now than I have ever done before. I SACKETH THOU lord_sugar replied on May 17, 2012 18:34

@Lord_Sugar Oh dear, this doesn't bode well at all - turning on a top TV critic who everyone agrees with..OUCH. t.co/UAAAIJtL @TVKev piersmorgan tweeted on May 16, 2012 22:09

@piersmorgan @TVKev yes 6 people tweeted .I got 1000's saying they love the show.Catch up Piersy you must see what people say in my feed lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2012 22:14

@Lord_Sugar Oops: t.co/UK5nJCxo #TelevisionTaxiForAlan @TVKev piersmorgan tweeted on May 16, 2012 21:09

@piersmorgan old news Piersy ,but whats NEW IS you dropping to 580k with 350m potential viewers prime 9pm slot CNN is seriously worrying lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2012 21:43

@Lord_Sugar Just checking - your total current American TV audience does still remain at 0.000000000000000 viewers, right? piersmorgan replied on May 16, 2012 22:06

@piersmorgan got anything new to say? change the record sunshine. What's new is your ratings dropped to a new low of 580k for Prime time 9pm lord_sugar replied on May 16, 2012 22:09

Enough of the Billy Big-Balls chat @Lord_Sugar - if you're so brave, come and do #LifeStories this autumn. piersmorgan tweeted on May 15, 2012 21:45

@piersmorgan no bloody chance unless we flip it and I interview you lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 21:46

@Lord_Sugar I'm up for that. If you've got the guts. piersmorgan replied on May 15, 2012 21:50

@piersmorgan we would have to talk about share dealing and creative front page editing lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 21:52

@Lord_Sugar whatever you like, I have nothing to hide. piersmorgan replied on May 15, 2012 21:53

@piersmorgan your mate RB live on SkY now making a statement lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 21:55

On way to #thetwitterdiaries book launch. Incredibly nervous, excited, but whatever happens have made a friend for life, @OfficiallyGT... illoydwebber tweeted on May 15, 2012 21:19

Good luck to 2 of my favourite ladies @illoydwebber @OfficiallyGT on the launch of their hilarious new book #thetwitterdiaries piersmorgan replied on May 15, 2012 21:35

@piersmorgan @illoydwebber @officiallygt is this the book where I come out on top in the twitter row lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 21:37

@piersmorgan I say big shot why can't you get Mark Zuckerberg on your CNN show you might get above 1m viewers lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 21:38

How can Bergkamp not make the best Prem League team ever? He was the best single Prem League player ever. Ridiculous. piersmorgan tweeted on May 15, 2012 17:43

@piersmorgan R U happy Gary Neville chosen over you by Roy for England for his tactical expertise.Don't go into depression it's only a game lord_sugar replied on May 15, 2012 17:59

You've got @Lord_Sugar biting like an enraged piranha here @TVKev - excellent work. Can someone send me the Apprentice review link ASAP? piersmorgan tweeted on May 14, 2012 00:05

@piersmorgan @tvkev he says he is Britain's top tv critic . Who says so him? pr bloke of apprentice says he's negative to everyone lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:13

@Lord_Sugar @tvkev He's the best, always has been. Just speaking for the nation - Apprentice is OVER. Enjoy your day, Shuggsy-Wuggsy. piersmorgan replied on May 14, 2012 00:15

@piersmorgan @tvkev he is really switched on still calling me Sir Alan . This guy is mustard hah hah really up to date lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:18

@piersmorgan @tvkev one day you might get 1m viewers in USA .It's not till you turn in the multi millions like me that you will understand lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:20

@Lord_Sugar @tvkev You bought the Lordship, so doesn't count. piersmorgan replied on May 14, 2012 00:20

@piersmorgan RT You bought the Lordship....I don't do fake things Piersy. The world left that to you on the front page that got you fired lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:24

@piersmorgan It's 'Peerage' you illiterate tw.. RT You bought the Lordship lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:30

Ah, here it is: t.co/UK5nJCxo - poor old Shuggsy @Lord_Sugar ! Always thought @TVKev was the best TV critic... #TelevisionTaxiForAlan piersmorgan tweeted on May 14, 2012 00:07

@piersmorgan @tvkev typical mirror coverage bit like your front page of the soldier. I have 10's of thousands of tweets from fans he had 6 lord_sugar replied on May 14, 2012 00:17

I want to thank the arsenal management staff and the players for giving me the opportunity to be a part of this great club,many thanks yossibenayoun15 tweeted on May 13, 2012 22:26

You've been superb for us @YossiBenayoun15 - hope you stay. piersmorgan replied on May 13, 2012 22:28

@piersmorgan @yossibenayoun15 you was slagging him off a few weeks ago lord_sugar replied on May 13, 2012 23:10

You ok Shuggsy? @Lord_Sugar #ChokingCockerels piersmorgan tweeted on May 13, 2012 21:33

@piersmorgan £10k will be on its way to GOSH . Very lucky Arsenal at least you lost £5k over Harry and another £10k over man city lord_sugar replied on May 13, 2012 21:36

Jesus, Piers Morgan drags shit out. Enough! boygeorge tweeted on May 12, 2012 02:12

I had to endure 'Mistake 3' - your turn to suffer RT @BoyGeorge Jesus, Piers Morgan drags shit out. Enough! piersmorgan replied on May 12, 2012 02:23

@piersmorgan Piers Morgan is an anagram of "a grim person". lord_sugar replied on May 12, 2012 04:09

Would people stop calling @piersmorgan Pierce!!! It's pronounced 'Peerz'. Idiots. jacksonloganq tweeted on May 11, 2012 18:27

Thank you, Jackson RT @jacksonloganq Would people stop calling @piersmorgan Pierce!!! It's pronounced 'Peerz'. Idiots. piersmorgan replied on May 11, 2012 19:08

@piersmorgan @jacksonloganq I say Pierce are you watching Leveson. Your friend is on now lord_sugar replied on May 11, 2012 19:12

@Lord_Sugar As the great Klinsmann said of you: 'Sugar is a man without honour. He only ever talks about money, never about the game.' piersmorgan tweeted on May 10, 2012 02:26

@piersmorgan that was not Klinsman that was the DTI inspector looking into Viglen share sales lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:28

@piersmorgan that's why Klinsman came back to Spurs after Munich and invited me to his retirement party in Stuttgart. You talk boll..... lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:31

@piersmorgan RT Sugar only talks about money.....that was not Klinsman your confused that was DTI inspector over purchase of Viglen shares lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:35

It's 'Klinsmann' RT @Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Klinsman came back to Spurs and invited me to his retirement party. You talk boll..... piersmorgan replied on May 10, 2012 02:33

@piersmorgan it's 'trophy' lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:36

@Lord_Sugar In your tenure as Chairman of Spurs, the team never once came in the Top 6. You were a diabolical boss, worst in their history. piersmorgan tweeted on May 10, 2012 02:24

@piersmorgan that's why after all these years I would take Wenger any day . lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:25

@Lord_Sugar In fact, you hired 6 useless duds as manager in your decade at Spurs. Only George Graham won anything, and he was one of ours. piersmorgan tweeted on May 10, 2012 02:22

@piersmorgan why did you let Graham go ? Have you got the balls to answer that . Bronby is the clue lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:24

Best moment of my #Arsenal life was on Apr 25, 2004, 6pm when I sank celebratory bottle of wine with just Rice & Wenger in Spurs boardroom. piersmorgan tweeted on May 10, 2012 01:57

@piersmorgan you could not look Wenger in the eye in 2011 boardroom visit. I invited you to face him after all the slagging off. You bottled lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:01

@Lord_Sugar I love Wenger, just think it's time for a new manager. Nothing personal - results based logic. No trophies for 7yrs. piersmorgan replied on May 10, 2012 02:03

@piersmorgan Fickle fan, he has worked miracles this season. We would have him any day at WHL if Harry left lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 02:07

We are off Graffiti the writing on the wall lord_sugar tweeted on May 10, 2012 01:32

Yep, and it reads: 'APPRENTICE DYING ON ITS ARSE' RT @Lord_Sugar We are off Graffiti the writing on the wall piersmorgan replied on May 10, 2012 01:34

@piersmorgan this is about people like Banksy next week we deal with idiots like you call wan..y lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 01:38

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama just endorsed gay marriage. One small step for him..one giant leap for mankind. piersmorgan tweeted on May 10, 2012 00:30

@piersmorgan RT Obama just endorsed gay marriage...... That's good Walliams can marry Cowell lord_sugar replied on May 10, 2012 00:34

I'm not overly sentimental but is this Cardiff city, Bluebirds to Red Dragons story some sort of wind up? garylineker tweeted on May 09, 2012 20:33

@GaryLineker @rioferdy5 did u see @piersmorgan slump in CNN viewers to 590k. In football terms its like one fan in stadium watching you play lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 20:48

@Lord_Sugar @rioferdy5 @piersmorgan Actually it's quite an achievement to have more followers than US viewers. #Pierspower garylineker replied on May 09, 2012 21:01

@GaryLineker @rioferdy5 @piersmorgan RT:an achievement to have more followers than US viewers...True the BBC diplomacy training coming out lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:19

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker And Jugs, could you confirm that #LIfeStories kicked MOTD's ratings butt yet again on Saturday? piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 21:32

@piersmorgan @GaryLineker I have nice development of small flats going up in Essex.You might want one when you get fired by CNN.Let me know lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:35

REMINDER: This week's #LifeStories is the most controversial ever - Dennis Waterman. Airs Friday, 9pm, ITV1. #Unmissable piersmorgan tweeted on May 09, 2012 21:25

@piersmorgan you might get a few viewers for Sob stories Friday not sure who is on HIGNFGY. last week you were beaten by Nancy Dell'olio Hah lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:28

@Lord_Sugar Difference between us is that #LifeStories is UP in the ratings this series, while Apprentice is heavily down. This is a fact. piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 21:30

@piersmorgan PORKIES ALERT .You are not up,you have never been on Friday before so you are talking BS as usual. If you need any tips call me lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:33

The writing on the wall for one candidates tonight in the Graffiti Art task.BBC-1 at 9pm. Watch out for me tweeting during the show lord_sugar tweeted on May 09, 2012 20:55

@Lord_Sugar Will you be fired tonight if Apprentice drops below 6m viewers? Or will the BBC wait until the end of this catastrophic series? piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 21:20

@piersmorgan Hmm not the message I'm getting.I might agree to make it 10 years.This being the 8th. Did you see this t.co/HkeB9fif lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:25

@Lord_Sugar I'm hearing VERY bad messages re Apprentice, Shuggsy. Lots of 'serious concern' among BBC hierarchy about plummeting ratings. piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 21:27

@piersmorgan RT:I'm hearing VERY bad messages re Apprentice...Confusing it with a you're fired messages from CNN its an echo,wash ears out . lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 21:30

@piersmorgan 30/4 0.68m,Tue1/5 0.79m, Wed 2/5 0.59m, Thu 3/5 0.92m, Fri 4/5 0.83m Disgraceful CNN Ratings prime time 9pm.Unbelievably poor lord_sugar tweeted on May 09, 2012 20:02

@Lord_Sugar Can you confirm your own current American TV audience is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000 viewers? piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 20:05

@piersmorgan I had more viewers in Miami Airport lobby than you get on on CNN at 9pm. Don't give up your UK passport, you will be home soon lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 20:42

@piersmorgan Sad thought soon you will have to give up the LA high life, brown nosing celebs and be back slumming it in Tescos check out lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 20:45

@piersmorgan You must be worried 590k viewers with potential audience of 350m for prime time 9pm USA TV.Hope you have not sold your UK home lord_sugar tweeted on May 09, 2012 20:04

@Lord_Sugar Strange day for you to be talking about ratings, Shuggsy - given that BGT's going to kill off Apprentice for good tonight. piersmorgan replied on May 09, 2012 20:07

@piersmorgan BGT will kill us for sure but we will still millions of viewers in a country of 65m, but you get 590K with 350m potential . lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 20:39

World's worst pundit strikes again RT @Lord_Sugar: Liverpool gone to sleep they look nervous now piersmorgan tweeted on May 09, 2012 02:08

@piersmorgan it's my way of inspiring them its called negative encouragement lord_sugar replied on May 09, 2012 02:09

Getting lots of people tweeting me the #PeopleWhosTwitterIWouldDelete hashtag and my name. Yet they're all following me. Ironists? piersmorgan tweeted on May 08, 2012 20:16

@piersmorgan For the avoidance of doubt see link.Which confirms your inadequacy, you are not at my level. 4.47 v 8.05 t.co/HkeB9fif lord_sugar replied on May 08, 2012 21:18

One must suffer for one's art @davidwalliams : t.co/qzJ0Jgyg piersmorgan tweeted on May 06, 2012 21:32

@piersmorgan We have all suffered for your's! davidwalliams replied on May 07, 2012 18:56

It's 'yours' #GotGrammarTalent RT @davidwalliams @piersmorgan We have all suffered for your's! piersmorgan replied on May 07, 2012 19:00

@piersmorgan @davidwalliams Adolf is at it again. Correcting spelling. Why don't you shut up. Last week you spelt Trophy incorrectly lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 19:51

@Lord_Sugar @davidwalliams You sound a bit tetchy today, Shugs? Is that because BGT's going to murder Apprentice ratings on Wednesday? piersmorgan replied on May 07, 2012 20:04

@piersmorgan @davidwalliams I accept that BGT and Corrie will beat us on Wednesday.But your sob stories cant get any where near my ratings. lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:08

@piersmorgan @davidwalliams cop this one sunshine talks of your fame t.co/QAeXFuUk lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:12

@Lord_Sugar Yes, but the big question is will you duck under 6m viewers? Because that surely puts Apprentice into 'DANGER' territory... piersmorgan replied on May 07, 2012 20:12

@piersmorgan If I ever get at low as your Sob stories. I will give it up sunshine. Face it Nancy Dell'olio on HIGNFY beat you last week . lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:20

@piersmorgan let me remind every one of the first break on TV you got came from me see link t.co/GsPgTi0l lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:23

@piersmorgan got the hump in fearing his ratings slump In a fit of despair He ponced up his hair In a style that out-trumped Donald Trump lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:36

@Lord_Sugar Talking of sob stories, if Apprentice slips under 6m and Spurs slip out of Top 4, does Lady Ann have enough tissues at home? piersmorgan tweeted on May 07, 2012 20:24

@piersmorgan It will be a sad week for sure , but as you have had so many of those I might seek your advice how to get over it. lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:26

@piersmorgan RT does Lady Ann have tissues at home.... remember last time you recalled the saddest moment in my life. t.co/bhAf7TDs lord_sugar replied on May 07, 2012 20:29

BOOM!!!!! And we're back. Thank you, Tottenham Hotspur, for never letting we Gooners down.... #ChokingCockerels piersmorgan tweeted on May 06, 2012 20:30

@piersmorgan you draw or lose next week against WBA whose manager has to leave them on a high and we beat Fulham then you lose your £5k bet. lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 20:35

@piersmorgan I did this or you and will be appropriate next week t.co/wiGV5CFH lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 20:37

@Lord_Sugar Just write your cheque now #YeOldeHypocrite - your #ChokingCockerels have done it again. piersmorgan replied on May 06, 2012 20:52

@piersmorgan Gosh called to thank me for the £5k you sent on the last bet you lost to me.Told them to standby for another £5k from you. lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 21:03

OK Billy Big Balls @Lord_Sugar - if you're that confident Spurs will come higher than Arsenal, let's double the #GOSH bet to £10k. Accept? piersmorgan replied on May 06, 2012 21:09

@piersmorgan done sunshine 10k . I would suggest £50k but that's is equivalent to your annual salary next year after you get fired from CNN lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 21:11

1-1 now come on win this Spurs even with 10 men .well done adebayor holding your nerve on the penalty lord_sugar tweeted on May 06, 2012 19:56

@Lord_Sugar 'well done Adebayor' - you wanted to get rid of the 'useless' lump last week. #YeOldeHypocrite piersmorgan replied on May 06, 2012 19:58

@piersmorgan just for holding his nerve , he is still useless lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 20:01

Come on Villa, hang on. Just HANG ON. piersmorgan tweeted on May 06, 2012 19:57

@piersmorgan get stuffed Piersy we are back 1-1 even with 10 men lord_sugar replied on May 06, 2012 19:58

Introducing...the vainest man on TV: t.co/VwZQ8CZi #SugarlessShugs @Lord_Sugar piersmorgan tweeted on May 05, 2012 19:36

@piersmorgan bitchy boy careful how you smile as we will see your top row of false pearly whites. They match your dyed hair. lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 20:33

2nd BOOOM! - #LifeStories with @JDonOfficial gets 4.5m avg, 4.7m peak rating. Second highest of series so far. Thanks for watching! piersmorgan tweeted on May 05, 2012 17:19

@piersmorgan @jdonofficial you were slaughtered by HIGNFY they kicked your ar.. So stop bragging lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:06

@piersmorgan shut up you twit you got slaughtered by HIGNFY they kicked your ar.. lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:09

@Lord_Sugar #DemolishedByTheDingles piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:07

@piersmorgan Awful day you're having. Your team drops 2 vital points, spelling mistake and crushed by HIGNFY #porkycries garylineker replied on May 05, 2012 19:14

@GaryLineker @piersmorgan I missed the spelling mistake let me know so I can rub it in lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:17

@Lord_Sugar @GaryLineker "iPods will be dead, kaput, gone by Christmas." Alan Sugar, February 2005. piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:21

@piersmorgan @garylineker "Arsenal will win today Piers Morgan May2012" lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:23

@piersmorgan @Lord_Sugar The old 'change the subject' tactic. Accept it as a bad day Piers and hand over the phone garylineker replied on May 05, 2012 19:25

@GaryLineker @Lord_Sugar You pin your ears, Jugs. And you have more surgery on your eyes, Shugs. piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:26

@piersmorgan @garylineker quote of the season "Harry will be England manager" Piers Morgan Feb 2012 lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:32

@piersmorgan @garylineker what about your false up set of teeth Piersy was you born with multi coloured teeth lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:34

2nd BOOOM! - #LifeStories with @JDonOfficial gets 4.5m avg, 4.7m peak rating. Second highest of series so far. Thanks for watching! piersmorgan tweeted on May 05, 2012 17:19

@piersmorgan @jdonofficial you were slaughtered by HIGNFY they kicked your ar.. So stop bragging lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:06

@Lord_Sugar #DemolishedByTheDingles piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:07

@piersmorgan Awful day you're having. Your team drops 2 vital points, spelling mistake and crushed by HIGNFY #porkycries garylineker replied on May 05, 2012 19:14

@GaryLineker At least my ears are in proportion to my head. piersmorgan replied on May 05, 2012 19:15

@piersmorgan @garylineker now thats not nice being personal Piersy U are having a bad day just log off twitter you're being mullered today lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:22

Disaster. Absolute disaster. Gutless, horrible defending - inexcusable. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on May 05, 2012 19:09

@piersmorgan what's the score Piersy ?.. lord_sugar replied on May 05, 2012 19:10

Facebook to float for $80bn t.co/mIwSKxBT. Another of my predictions in 'The Way I See It'. Out now on paperback, £7.99. lord_sugar tweeted on May 04, 2012 21:28

This was your best prediction: t.co/IQ1EmWQK RT @Lord_Sugar Facebook to float for $80bn - Another of my predictions piersmorgan replied on May 04, 2012 21:31

@piersmorgan was not a prediction was. A twisted comment from a scum journalist which has been repeated by cretins like you over the years lord_sugar replied on May 04, 2012 21:38

Don't think I've ever had a guest who answered every question I threw at him so honestly and directly. #TedTurner #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on May 04, 2012 07:03

@piersmorgan does this fellow still own CNN and if so is he your boss. So was you grovelling and brown nosing lord_sugar replied on May 04, 2012 13:38

BOOM! Congrats @Persie_Official on winning Football Writers' Player of the Year. #HeWinsTophiesWhenHeWants #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on May 04, 2012 02:24

@piersmorgan it's " trophies " you illiterate cretin RT # HeWinsTophiesWhenHeWants lord_sugar replied on May 04, 2012 02:29

@Lord_Sugar How on earth would you, as a numbskull and Spurs fan, know how to spell trophies? piersmorgan replied on May 04, 2012 02:32

@piersmorgan don't worry about me Adolf as twitter no 1 spelling Nazi like you you lead with your chin(s) when you spell something wrong. lord_sugar replied on May 04, 2012 02:37

@piersmorgan man up YOU spelt it Tophies fact ! you screwed up now shut up and admit you are an illiterate cretin lord_sugar replied on May 04, 2012 02:40

Just finished incredible interview with Ted Turner re; CNN, @Janefonda , Obama, Bush, winning & losing billions, war & happiness. Airs 9pm piersmorgan tweeted on May 03, 2012 21:13

@piersmorgan @ A bit risky talking to Turner, he may see your poor ratings and fire you lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:20

@Lord_Sugar glad you mentioned ratings Shugs - I see Apprentice collapsed again with no CL excuse this time? Fire yourself matey. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:22

@piersmorgan We did not collapse we kicked the ar.. of your ITV governors we got 6.4m they got 5.5 for Soap awards .Done them again sunshine lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:28

@piersmorgan Seriously Piersy how can you justify only 670k viewers at prime time CNN in USA with 350m population. You must be worried ! lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:41

@piersmorgan Just to wind Piersy up. A week later we get the iPlayer and recorded figures.The Apprentice is coming in just under 9m total lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:58

@Lord_Sugar are our current American ratings still 0.000000000000 viewers? piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:44

@piersmorgan More people see me in a Airport lounge than view you on CNN prime time. I worry, these Yanks are mercenary will chuck you out lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:47

@piersmorgan BREAKING NEWS Adolf makes a mistake .....RT are our current American ratings still.... It's "Your " lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 23:29

Just finished incredible interview with Ted Turner re; CNN, @Janefonda , Obama, Bush, winning & losing billions, war & happiness. Airs 9pm piersmorgan tweeted on May 03, 2012 21:13

@piersmorgan @ A bit risky talking to Turner, he may see your poor ratings and fire you lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:20

@Lord_Sugar glad you mentioned ratings Shugs - I see Apprentice collapsed again with no CL excuse this time? Fire yourself matey. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:22

@piersmorgan We did not collapse we kicked the ar.. of your ITV governors we got 6.4m they got 5.5 for Soap awards .Done them again sunshine lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:28

@Lord_Sugar But Shugs, you blamed the 1m loss last 2 weeks on CL games. Yet last night did same lousy number. I fear Apprentice has had it. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:40

@piersmorgan You would bear your bum in Harrods window if could get a show giving 6.5m on UK TV remember it's 10x you get prime time USA lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:45

@Lord_Sugar Apprentice is 2m down on last series, Shuggsy. You're the Eddie The Eagle of TV - all downhill and humiliating from now on. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:46

@piersmorgan Porkies Pinocchio Piersy (PPP) you are making it up. Focus on fact they are10x more viewers you get on prime time in USA #PPP lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:51

@Lord_Sugar just heard Apprentice got beaten by Emmerdale AGAIN... #DemolishedByTheDingles piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:53

@piersmorgan Just to show how worried ITV are they put Corry and BGT on next week on Wed night.We will give them a run for their money lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:56

Just finished incredible interview with Ted Turner re; CNN, @Janefonda , Obama, Bush, winning & losing billions, war & happiness. Airs 9pm piersmorgan tweeted on May 03, 2012 21:13

@piersmorgan @ A bit risky talking to Turner, he may see your poor ratings and fire you lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:20

@Lord_Sugar glad you mentioned ratings Shugs - I see Apprentice collapsed again with no CL excuse this time? Fire yourself matey. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:22

@piersmorgan Seriously Piersy how can you justify only 670k viewers at prime time CNN in USA with 350m population. You must be worried ! lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:41

@Lord_Sugar are our current American ratings still 0.000000000000 viewers? piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:44

@piersmorgan More people see me in a Airport lounge than view you on CNN prime time. I worry, these Yanks are mercenary will chuck you out lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:47

@Lord_Sugar mate, it's the BBC bosses you should be focusing on. Apprentice is a dead brand. Fire yourself before they fire you. piersmorgan replied on May 03, 2012 21:49

@piersmorgan Trinity Mirror holding board meeting to discuss future of CEO Sly Bailey...... maybe the truth is out why she employed you lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:53

@piersmorgan no such luck mate they want me to carry on they are so happy we are kicking ITV's ar..every Wednesday lord_sugar replied on May 03, 2012 21:54

BOOM! Top #CNN show in April for viewers: t.co/L2zqODpQ - congrats to my brilliant @PiersTonight team. piersmorgan tweeted on May 02, 2012 20:44

@piersmorgan BUST. Disgraceful CNN ratings Mon 23/4 0.76m,Tue 24/4 0.67,Wed 25/4 0.83,Thu 26/4 0.85,Fri 27/4 0.75 How r u keeping the job lord_sugar replied on May 02, 2012 22:47

OK, OK. Following Hodgson's appointment, you win our Redknapp bet @Lord_Sugar . So...cheque for £5k on its way to @GreatOrmondSt . piersmorgan tweeted on May 01, 2012 19:54

@piersmorgan very good old boy nice to see you pay up. lord_sugar replied on May 01, 2012 20:25

Like Wenger at Stoke, Ferguson's mindset has been too defensive. City came to attack and win. And they will. piersmorgan tweeted on May 01, 2012 01:46

@piersmorgan Breaking news! Piersy the pundit has spoken !,sure sign to place a bet on the opposite of his prediction lord_sugar replied on May 01, 2012 01:51

Good view there @rioferdy5 ? #StatueSicknote piersmorgan tweeted on May 01, 2012 01:18

@piersmorgan get back to selling meatballs outside the stadium you need to raise £5k to pay GOSH for the bet you lost with me . lord_sugar replied on May 01, 2012 01:26

I fancy #City to beat #United today - Tevez is going to be like a raging bull out there. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 30, 2012 18:07

@piersmorgan Look at my new twitter picture Piersy. I am smiling because you have got to pay £5k to GOSH and Harry is staying at Spurs lord_sugar replied on Apr 30, 2012 20:52

Hodgson's now going to be VERY fired up for WBA to beat #Arsenal . Wonder how 'great' that point against Stoke will look by 5pm on May 13. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 30, 2012 18:00

@piersmorgan Have you sent the £5k to GOSH yet . Don't renege on a deal .It is for charity . You said Harry will be England Manager lord_sugar replied on Apr 30, 2012 18:03

@Lord_Sugar On confirmation, the cheque will be sent. Relax. piersmorgan replied on Apr 30, 2012 18:03

@piersmorgan That will be tonight then,now we need WBA to beat Arsenal. Harry's players now up for wining all games left. Next £5k to GOSH lord_sugar replied on Apr 30, 2012 18:07

Oops i meant you Piers! RT @piersmorgan: Whoaa. Wait a minute young lady. Did last night mean nothing? RT ... t.co/2KF6hkg0 evalongoria tweeted on Apr 30, 2012 00:15

Instantly forgiven..RT @EvaLongoria Oops i meant you Piers! RT @piersmorgan: Whoaa. Wait a minute young lady. Did last night mean nothing? piersmorgan replied on Apr 30, 2012 00:39

@piersmorgan any news when the £5k is on the way to GOSH lord_sugar replied on Apr 30, 2012 00:45

@Lord_Sugar let's see who gets appointed. Any news on when the 5k you'll owe me for Spurs/Arsenal is being sent? piersmorgan replied on Apr 30, 2012 00:51

@piersmorgan you said Harry will be appointed. FA not spoken to Spurs.I think you lost . We have to wait end of season to see re Arsenal lord_sugar replied on Apr 30, 2012 00:54

Sorry, no. I was partying with George Clooney RT @Lord_Sugar: @piersmorgan did you notice we won a game at WHL 4th again. Chasing Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 29, 2012 23:10

@piersmorgan I thought your nose was getting brown . Name dropping you are pathetic lord_sugar replied on Apr 29, 2012 23:13

@Lord_Sugar I did try and drop your name....sadly, nobody had ever heard of you. piersmorgan replied on Apr 29, 2012 23:19

@piersmorgan are you sure they didn't confuse you for a waiter lord_sugar replied on Apr 29, 2012 23:21

Great to see Mr Twitter @Jack at #WHCD last night. He pretends he doesn't care I have more followers than him. We both know he does. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 29, 2012 23:05

@piersmorgan did you notice we won a game at WHL 4th again. Chasing Arsenal now lord_sugar replied on Apr 29, 2012 23:09

Come on @Persie_Official - save us from the manager's defensive crap. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 21:15

@piersmorgan spurs will have Wenger any day. Shut up you ungrateful cretin he has worked wonders this season lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 21:17

Whattttt????? Chamakh???? May as well light a bloody candle. Wenger's bonkers. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 21:06

@piersmorgan All managers are bonkers. It's the only way they can deal with the nonsense spouted by their fans garylineker replied on Apr 28, 2012 21:10

@GaryLineker why doesn't Wenger want to win this? Explain that to me, 'Mr Football'. piersmorgan replied on Apr 28, 2012 21:12

@piersmorgan @garylineker now now calm down Piersy it's Arsenal territory now , 4 mins to go for a fluke goal lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 21:14

“@MarcuscollinsUK: @GazGShore @theroycropper can't wait! Drinks on cropper” hahaha he's a crazy 1 cropper mind... #Marcusgazcropperontour gazgshore tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 20:38

Just checking you're OK @GazGShore - can't be easy being you today...? #GloomArmy @Stan_Morgan1 #HowayWithTheWiganGoals piersmorgan replied on Apr 28, 2012 20:41

@piersmorgan Why is Pat Rice leaving Arsenal is he fed up with no trophies to polish,or just doesn't want to work for club supported by you lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 20:55

Well done to @piersmorgan #lifestories wins ratings last night. Just imagine the success he'd have if he persuaded me to do it!?!! dragonjones tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 20:49

Hmmmm RT @dragonjones Well done @piersmorgan #lifestories wins ratings last night. Imagine the success he'd have if he persuaded me to do it piersmorgan replied on Apr 28, 2012 20:50

@piersmorgan @dragonjones there would be black out Peter and HIGNFY would win a Bafta instead lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 20:52

Note to trolls back home: nobody in America knows what a 'wanker' is - they think it's some weird British compliment. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 20:18

@piersmorgan I'm happy to translate to our American cousins what a wank.. is, I think they get the gist as it perfectly describes you. Jerk lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 20:26

Very tall lanky bloke scores with free header from cross into box. Never saw that coming, did we lads? GET A GRIP #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 19:41

@piersmorgan it's been all Arsenal so far they don't deserve to be 1 down , but can't say I am un happy. It won't last lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 19:44

PREDICTION: @Persie_Official will score at least 2 goals today. #Arsenal piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 19:38

@piersmorgan ex spurs player Crouch scores for Stoke 1 up against Arsenal . Don't worry Piersy it's too early to celebrate Arsenal losing lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 19:41

Not sure how to celebrate this #LifeStories victory... Oh hang, on, I'm @goldiehawn 's date tonight for the WHCD ball with President Obama. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 17:50

@piersmorgan RT: I'm @goldiehawn 's date tonight for the WHCD ball with President Obama....she needs you to support her sagging botox lips lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 17:54

RATINGS SENSATION: #LifeStories UP 500k viewers (peak 5m) this week @bbcHIGNFY DOWN 700k viewers - Taxi for Mr Hislop! piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 17:29

@piersmorgan @bbcHIGNFY Ah PEAK you are now quoting ! .Hah hah lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 17:31

BREAKING NEWS BOOM! #LifeStories beat Have I Got News For You in the ratings last night. Happy 44th Anniversary @Lord_Sugar ... piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 17:23

bloody hell all need to tune out of twitter for a day @piersmorgan ranting about 6k victory.I'm flying back to UK tonight I will miss it . lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 17:31

Thank you everyone for the warm wishes and congrats. I am so happy! Engaged to @stevekrak megmcpartland tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 04:53

Do I get a Cupid commission? RT @MegMcPartland Thank you everyone for the warm wishes and congrats. I am so happy! Engaged to @stevekrak piersmorgan replied on Apr 28, 2012 04:58

@piersmorgan Lady Ann and I have been Married 44 years today. Looking forward to your congratulations and best wishes lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 07:36

Half an hour to #LifeStories with @carolvorders - a real heartbreaker. And fascinating too. ITV1 9pm piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 28, 2012 00:57

@piersmorgan no one will be watching HIGNFY is on at same time and keeps kicking your ar.. in the ratings war lord_sugar replied on Apr 28, 2012 00:58

Right, coming now - I test Marilu Henner's memory. Most astonishing TV of the year. #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 27, 2012 07:15

@piersmorgan You'll be pleased to hear I’m returning to UK Saturday,you can rest easy from abuse I’ve been giving u while on your time line lord_sugar replied on Apr 27, 2012 07:51

Despite the exciting football on ITV last night Apprentice got 6.5m viewers compared to football 6.3m lord_sugar tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 17:18

And Emmerdale got 6.8m #DemolishedByTheDingles RT @Lord_Sugar Apprentice got 6.5m viewers compared to football 6.3m piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 18:16

@piersmorgan what has Emmerdale got to do with anything ? .It is not on at 9pm. Are you still drunk from last night . lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 18:32

Love the fact @DalaiLama has never heard of Simon Cowell or American Idol. #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 07:17

@piersmorgan @DalaiLama has he heard of Lord Sugar lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 09:24

This has been my favourite show since I joined #CNN - such a fascinating, funny, inspiring and thought-provoking man. @DalaiLama piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 07:28

@piersmorgan RT:This has been my favourite show since I joined #CNN -......... it might be the last bearing in mind your ratings lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 09:24

Football - BLOODY HELL! piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 02:53

@piersmorgan just accept you are useless on CNN ratings and useless on football predictions lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:54

Who can guess the winner??? officialvieira tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 02:05

Madrid RT @OfficialVieira Who can guess the winner??? piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:05

@piersmorgan are we having bet?? officialvieira replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:07

£1000 to @GreatOrmondSt says Madrid win RT @OfficialVieira @piersmorgan are we having bet?? piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:08

@piersmorgan @greatormondst @officialvieira got it wrong again Piersy lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:53

@piersmorgan I don't watch you at all because I think your a prick! Now re-tweet that you knob! sjmaltman tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 02:07

It's 'you're' RT @sjmaltman @piersmorgan I don't watch you at all because I think your a prick! Now re-tweet that you knob! piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:07

@piersmorgan @sjmaltman Adolf it at it again ..... lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 02:11

OK, thanks World. Point proven. @Lord_Sugar #TelevisionTaxiForAlan piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 01:54

@piersmorgan who you talking to yourself ? .1st sign of madness lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:56

I fear @Lord_Sugar needs reminding (again) that my show airs in 200+ places. Please tweet the old goat from wherever you watch... thanks. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 01:46

@piersmorgan HOT NEWS twitter experiences major server crash as Piersy world wide viewers try to contact me .......I don't think so .Hah Hah lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:55

It's 'cheap' RT @Lord_Sugar Adam losing the plot wants cheep. Well said Tom piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 01:44

@piersmorgan correct Adolf I meant cheap . Typing too fast not perfect like you. lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:48

I am giving a running commentary on twitter at 9pm tonight while Apprentice is on BBC-1.Get your questions ready.Watch out for the meatballs lord_sugar tweeted on Apr 26, 2012 00:07

UPDATE: @Lord_Sugar 's current ratings in America: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000 viewers. piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:08

@piersmorgan more people saw me in Publix supermarket today in Florida than watch you on CNN lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:32

@Lord_Sugar oh no, now you're recycling your own old jokes. I forget how old you are. #HumourCreativityTaxiForAlan piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:34

@piersmorgan not an old joke last week I was in Winn Dixie supermarket. The point is more people see me in the street than watch you on CNN lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:42

@Lord_Sugar Shuggsy, as I've patiently tried to explain, over 300 MILLION people watch my show every night in 200 countries. This is fact. piersmorgan replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:43

@piersmorgan hah that's a joke.Your CNN bosses see these tweets why do you make a mug of yourself in front of them.You looking for the sack lord_sugar replied on Apr 26, 2012 01:46

The £50 million goal. Amazing! Congratulations Chelsea, never doubted you... #HolaAshley piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 25, 2012 02:06

@piersmorgan RT settle down Chelsea fans Barca to win 4-1........RINGER RINGER RINGER ...never doubted you! lord_sugar replied on Apr 25, 2012 02:09

Barca panicking, don't seem to have any kind of Plan B. Herculean stuff from Chelsea. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 25, 2012 01:59

@piersmorgan wasn't it you Piersy who said Barcelona will win 4-1 just a few minutes ago . You are a bloody ringer lord_sugar replied on Apr 25, 2012 02:01

Sat next to Jeremy Hunt at dinner once. He'd never heard of Britain's Got Talent. 19 million viewers had watched that week's episode. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 24, 2012 21:02

@piersmorgan did you say Hunt ! lord_sugar replied on Apr 24, 2012 22:01

It's 'nominated' RT @Lord_Sugar: Junior ( Young) Apprentice has been noiminated for a BAFTA award. Eat your heart out @piersmorgan piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 24, 2012 17:02

@piersmorgan RT:it's 'nominated'......... Thanks Adolf was excited typed too fast t.co/iragQtAL lord_sugar replied on Apr 24, 2012 18:21

Ok @MettaWorldPeace - you're about to cop it. I suggest you tune in to CNN right now. piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 24, 2012 07:27

@piersmorgan @MettaWorldPeace if he tunes in to CNN now that means you get will 700001 viewers a record for Monday. lord_sugar replied on Apr 24, 2012 07:30

Enjoying my verbal combat with @RahmEmanuel tonight - smart guy. #CNN piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 24, 2012 06:54

@piersmorgan @RahmEmanuel If you need any tips how to shut Piersy up I am the world foremost expert feel free to contact me for tips lord_sugar replied on Apr 24, 2012 07:29

Superb! Now tell him to stay and win some more... RT @Bouchra_vP: One pic of @Persie_Official with the trophy t.co/aNk7H9Hm" piersmorgan tweeted on Apr 23, 2012 04:13

@piersmorgan Did you miss this small point ? Tottenham's Kyle Walker receives Young Player of the Year award lord_sugar replied on Apr 23, 2012 04:25